NFR NFC 2017 - The friendly thread for lovely people

[Curlygirl]

2 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

This is the kind of fighting talk I like. Nice one Curlygirl.

Got my fighting trousers on Yog, stole them from Mr B!! 

[lucyginger]

13 hours ago, fatyeti24 said:

You played the role of Spuggy, didn't you?

You can go off people, you know. 

Actually my friend went to school with the girl who played Spuggy! 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

4 hours ago, Curlygirl said:

Got my fighting trousers on Yog, stole them from Mr B!! 

Mr B ?

 

 

[Skoo]

@Yoghurt on a Stick that story has had me having a right chuckle at my desk! Talking of speed, I reckon all the "good" coke you buy round my way is actually just speed. It's too much for me to handle, can't cope with not being able to sleep! What's your secret to getting to the land of nod after a sesh?

[lucyginger]

45 minutes ago, Skoo said:

@Yoghurt on a Stick that story has had me having a right chuckle at my desk! Talking of speed, I reckon all the "good" coke you buy round my way is actually just speed. It's too much for me to handle, can't cope with not being able to sleep! What's your secret to getting to the land of nod after a sesh?

Valium.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

22 minutes ago, Skoo said:

@Yoghurt on a Stick that story has had me having a right chuckle at my desk! Talking of speed, I reckon all the "good" coke you buy round my way is actually just speed. It's too much for me to handle, can't cope with not being able to sleep! What's your secret to getting to the land of nod after a sesh?

Hello Skoo. I think that's the same with "good" coke in most places now from what I gather. I gave up buying the stuff a long time ago for that reason and because it's savagely expensive when you have formed an almost hourly habit. 

At first I replaced coke with methedrone. This was initially cost advantageous - instead of paying £50 a gram I was paying something like £15 a gram. This eventually dropped to £8.50 as I started buying it in bulk (60 grams at a time). Now I just get speed because it's more easily available and it's cheap. I tend to take it and stay awake for a few days and then crash out big time. Well, this has been my MO until today anyway. However, I agreed with my wife a few days ago that from today onwards I wouldn't take any after 8pm. This was her only condition for agreeing to go to Glastonbury this year (if we get tickets in the re-sale). 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

12 minutes ago, lucyginger said:

Valium.

Love the stuff, but my it's the one drug that my wife insists that I don't take. She used to hang around with a much older crowd than her and became friends with one lady who ate valium like smarties because doctors used to give them out like smarties in those days.. Then that person got dementia and my wife became her carer until she could care no longer when her friend was effectively a vegetable. My wife is convinced that it was her friends use of valium that caused her dementia and will not be swayed otherwise. As she doesn't want to lose another loved one (me) to dementia she is adamant that I don't take it. So, even though I find them yummy, I have agreed not to take them. 

As an aside I once went to Vietnam with some friends, where you can get valium over the counter. The first thing I did when arriving was to get a shed load of them. Then, I too, started eating them like smarties. It wasn't until day 3 of taking them that one of my friends (who is a doctor) said that it was his opinion that I should stop taking them. I asked him if there was a medical reason why I should stop taking them. His answer was " No. It's just that you've become a mong". 

[Curlygirl]

2 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Mr B ?

 

 

I realised about 5 minutes after writing that and I was driving home from Nottingham that it was Prof Elemental sang fighting trousers... about Mr B!! I am stupid.  *hanging head in shame 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

19 minutes ago, Curlygirl said:

I realised about 5 minutes after writing that and I was driving home from Nottingham that it was Prof Elemental sang fighting trousers... about Mr B!! I am stupid.  *hanging head in shame 

Hello Curlygirl. No need to hang your head in shame, as I hadn't got a clue who Mr B was. I've never even heard of Prof Elemental either, for that matter, until you just mentioned him. To say that I am musically stunted is an understatement.

[bennyhana22]

1 hour ago, Curlygirl said:

I realised about 5 minutes after writing that and I was driving home from Nottingham that it was Prof Elemental sang fighting trousers... about Mr B!! I am stupid.  *hanging head in shame 

Cg,

I am a music snob with a self-professed, encyclopaedic knowledge of music.

I have no idea who Prof Elemental or Mr B are.

You, therefore, do not need to know about them.

RAISE that head of yours!

Ben

PS - just off to Pilates x

PPS - that was my 4000th post and I (unintentionally, but extremely gratifyingly) posted it in NFR!!!

Edited February 6, 2017 by bennyhana22

[Quark]

2 hours ago, Curlygirl said:

I realised about 5 minutes after writing that and I was driving home from Nottingham that it was Prof Elemental sang fighting trousers... about Mr B!! I am stupid.  *hanging head in shame 

No no no, those are my time travelling trousers!

[guypjfreak]

Just so you know I'm fucking pissed off.. 

[guypjfreak]

Just because.. Everything is just........ 

[mr gumby]

7 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

Just so you know I'm fucking pissed off.. 

What's up, guy? This isn't about PJ and Duncan, is it?

[Quark]

At a guess I fear Mr Guy is concerned by the lack of weather praising going on, and fears a repeat of last year due to our blasphemy.

With the amount of Manchester weather I've been out in recently I reckon I'm paying it forwards, but happy to be corrected! 

[guypjfreak]

Women........blokes will understand but as I do not want the women of world to tell me I'm wrong and don't GET it again I will let the men of the world go.... Ahhhhh I get it I get where he's coming from and the women of the world look around blankly and say to themselves well IM RIGHT which of course you are because you ALWAYS bloody right even when you're wrong..... Yep your bloody right... And then you go quiet........ Ummmmmm we ALL know that don't we... Now we've had it and of course if you say.. You alright girl you get a..... Yes. That's all just a bloody : yes :  you think break the silence....... You want a drink......... That look.......no NOT tonight as if it's suddenly some fucking holy night where we should be wearing robes and sticking our arses in the air................. 

Well as I said men will understand this and if they don't your single... Lol 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

Women........blokes will understand but as I do not want the women of world to tell me I'm wrong and don't GET it again I will let the men of the world go.... Ahhhhh I get it I get where he's coming from and the women of the world look around blankly and say to themselves well IM RIGHT which of course you are because you ALWAYS bloody right even when you're wrong..... Yep your bloody right... And then you go quiet........ Ummmmmm we ALL know that don't we... Now we've had it and of course if you say.. You alright girl you get a..... Yes. That's all just a bloody : yes :  you think break the silence....... You want a drink......... That look.......no NOT tonight as if it's suddenly some fucking holy night where we should be wearing robes and sticking our arses in the air................. 

Well as I said men will understand this and if they don't your single... Lol 

Not so sure about that. I am not single, have a cock, of sorts, so am technically a man, and haven't got a clue what you are on about. 

[bennyhana22]

16 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Not so sure about that. I am not single, have a cock, of sorts, so am technically a man, and haven't got a clue what you are on about. 

I have, Guy, I have...

There for you, man...

Ben

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

My wife does say that I am more female than male. When we were planning our wedding she proposed that I wore a veil which she would lift and kiss me at the appropriate moment in the ceremony. I could have gone for this and my emasculation would have been complete and I'd be free to be the gal I've always wanted to be. Then it dawned on me that this would, technically, result in parricide so I thought better of it.

[guypjfreak]

Cheers Ben 

34 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Not so sure about that. I am not single, have a cock, of sorts, so am technically a man, and haven't got a clue what you are on about. 

Yea but your mad old son.. Is Mrs Yog reading this by any chance......??!! #! ##  Hi Mrs Yog.. You got a gooden there........ That's another pint you owe me old son lololol 

Just thought I'd try again but no still my fault lol.... 

Live with can't live without that my friends is life in a magners can o cider 

[Quark]

Ah, that. Yep.

"I'm fine"

Translation: "You're an idiot and you should know why I'm pissed"

I honestly think there are areas where, as genders, we're just wired a bit differently!

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

5 minutes ago, guypjfreak said:

Cheers Ben 

Yea but your mad old son.. Is Mrs Yog reading this by any chance......??!! #! ##  Hi Mrs Yog.. You got a gooden there........ That's another pint you owe me old son lololol 

Just thought I'd try again but no still my fault lol.... 

Live with can't live without that my friends is life in a magners can o cider 

Hello guy. No, Mrs Yog never reads anything that I write on efests. She refers to this place as my other woman because I devote more of my time being on here than she would like. Talking of cider, I took my wife's ex boyfriend out to lunch at a country pub today (he's been very good to us, and is, unfortunately, suffering from a terminal illness). They had some Aspinall cider there which tasted magnificent. Could only have the one though as I was driving. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

4 minutes ago, Quark said:

Ah, that. Yep.

"I'm fine"

Translation: "You're an idiot and you should know why I'm pissed"

I honestly think there are areas where, as genders, we're just wired a bit differently!

Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus?

[Quark]

Pretty much Yog. Keeps things interesting I guess!

[guypjfreak]

Well thanks for the support old sons... I've given in and all is well.... I'll have to try that cider old son.... 

Interesting IS the word Ben old son lol

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said: