NFR NFC 2017 - The friendly thread for lovely people

[lucyginger]

25 minutes ago, naughtygeorgie said:

Friday lunchtime service & playing on a forum don't marry well....I'll catch up with this on my break

Thankso to all you happy people & the sweary 1

 

Oh we're all sweary, we were probably just being polite!!

Have a nice afternoon! 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

It's true - people swear like bastards around here.

In other news, someone has put in an offer for our campervan on ebay. I wrote back to them while a little stoned and tipsy last night. Maybe I shouldn't have gone all hippy on them, because they've not responded since.

[mr gumby]

Finally! Another band has self confirmed that I'd like to see, yay!

 

[fatyeti24]

30 minutes ago, mr gumby said:

Finally! Another band has self confirmed that I'd like to see, yay!

 

Ooh what's happened?

[mr gumby]

3 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

Ooh what's happened?

Oh sorry, name of band might've been relevant info! The Ramona Flowers are doing a gig in Brizzle on the Wednesday, and it's advertised as a glasto warm up show.

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

I don't know how it's happened but there's a seriously rich bloke in our house (his son is at Gordonstoun School kind of rich) , talking at 100 miles an hour (mostly about himself). He is a very interesting man non the less. My wife's shop does indeed seem to draw 'characters'. 

[guypjfreak]

I've decided to drink less at Glastonbury this year due to the fact that I can't handle the hangover any more..... I'm not saying I'll never drink again but I do have to do something... I do so many painkillers that they must effect my metabolism... 

So from today it's a new guy no more drinking to excess. G

It was my sons 30th tho 

Edited March 10, 2017 by guypjfreak

[mr gumby]

Afternoon all

Hope everyone's having a happy Saturday. I've been doing various jobs this morning, and now looking forward to an afternoon of rugby

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Life just gets weirder and weirder this end. The posh bloke ended up in bed with a friend who hadn't previously expressed that he was that way inclined. I mean, I knew that he regularly went about his business dressed in women's clothes, but hadn't actually seen any sign of him being gay - apart from the obvious one that I mentioned.

Now somebody has just texted me offering to buy the campervan with cash. Just told him / her that my banks open and that I'll accept the cash if I can deposit it in the bank, which closes at 4pm today. He / she has agreed, but they've got to come from Coventry. If this transaction takes place then I'm going to go off on one with some of the loot.

[H.M.V]

Can't fucking believe you swines are having a sweary Saturday without me. Bunch of facking cants! 

Miserable and moist up here in the lakes. But house is clean cos we just had a reporter around.

[mr gumby]

Shitweasel!

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks. There's my nod to swear Saturday and the feeling I'm having right now. The two people who we 'suspect' of breaking in to our shop and robbing the place are back on the scene. They are a Bonnie and Clyde operation. One of my mates has just done some detective work on them, which is handy because if the shop is robbed again I now know where to find them. In the words of Lance Corporal Jack Jones 'They don't like it up 'em!'. And they certainly wont.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Evening all;

 

[MilkyJoe]

18 hours ago, H.M.V said:

Can't fucking believe you swines are having a sweary Saturday without me. Bunch of facking cants! 

Miserable and moist up here in the lakes. But house is clean cos we just had a reporter around.

Ooh are you going to be in the papers?

[Funkyfairy!]

Morning all, what's been happening, I'm back from skiing, slightly bruised, sore, aching muscles and I need a good stretch. A metre of fresh snow fell on Monday night, the lifts broke down on Tuesday so we skied in a different set of valleys, in powder - no idea what todo when it's like that apart from giggle. On Friday we skied for 45km and I'm flippin shattered today 

Now time to catch up, have a quiet day and get ready for work tomorrow.. Next holiday Glastonbury yay yay yay yay 

 

 

[carlosj]

Friday was fab Lucy, beer and curry, Saturday happened but I'm not sure what took place, and that was with only 1 small bottle of beer, and now after Glastonbury training (ie 4 hours sleep per night since Thursday) I'm off for a kip to make it to work tomorrow.

[lucyginger]

2 hours ago, carlosj said:

Friday was fab Lucy, beer and curry, Saturday happened but I'm not sure what took place, and that was with only 1 small bottle of beer, and now after Glastonbury training (ie 4 hours sleep per night since Thursday) I'm off for a kip to make it to work tomorrow.

Super! Hope you get a good kip tonight! 

I popped to my friends yesterday and didn't get home til about 4am. Quite tired today! Having a beer to see if it helps. Then I may have another, just to make sure. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

We've had The St. Patrick's Day Parade in Birmingham today. Fortunately I wasn't there to witness the oceans of plastic Paddy whackery involved. No doubt they'll be some very sore heads in the morning though. One of my mates was St. Patrick in the parade for three years in a row. That finished on his 3rd 'performance' when he got stocious drunk while in his St Patricks outfit next to the Lord Mayor and other dignitaries and when asked by an OAP if she could kiss his ring (meaning the Ecclesiastical ring on his finger) he responded by turning around, lifting up his cassock, showing her his bare arse and stating 'OK, but no tonguing'. Apparently the OAP was initially stunned in shock before exclaiming that he was a 'dirty article'! He was dropped as having the chance to play the role of St Patrick in future years after that one.

Edited March 12, 2017 by Yoghurt on a Stick

[MilkyJoe]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

We've had The St. Patrick's Day Parade in Birmingham today. Fortunately I wasn't there to witness the oceans of plastic Paddy whackery involved. No doubt they'll be some very sore heads in the morning though. One of my mates was St. Patrick in the parade for three years in a row. That finished on his 3rd 'performance' when he got stocious drunk while in his St Patricks outfit next to the Lord Mayor and other dignitaries and when asked by an OAP if she could kiss his ring (meaning the Ecclesiastical ring on his finger) he responded by turning around, lifting up his cassock, showing her his bare arse and stating 'OK, but no tonguing'. Apparently the OAP was initially stunned in shock before exclaiming that he was a 'dirty article'! He was dropped as having the chance to play the role of St Patrick in future years after that one.

Fantastic! I'm going to use that put down in the future. "You dirty article!"

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

7 minutes ago, MilkyJoe said:

Fantastic! I'm going to use that put down in the future. "You dirty article!"

It's a quite common statement to make in Irish circles. Hope you are well. 

[Guest]

Three rows of heritage early potatoes planted down the allotment today. Have dug about half the plot over the course of the weekend so am aching a bit now. Also planted some more vegetable seeds in the greenhouse. Now going to attack a nice bottle of white wine that's been chilling in the fridge.

[Skoo]

3 minutes ago, Ommadawn said:

Three rows of heritage early potatoes planted down the allotment today. Have dug about half the plot over the course of the weekend so am aching a bit now. Also planted some more vegetable seeds in the greenhouse. Now going to attack a nice bottle of white wine that's been chilling in the fridge.

I love a potato. If I could choose anything that I could eat in unlimited amounts and it would have no effect on my weight, it would be potatoes.

So yeah. Potatoes.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

2 minutes ago, Ommadawn said:

Three rows of heritage early potatoes planted down the allotment today. Have dug about half the plot over the course of the weekend so am aching a bit now. Also planted some more vegetable seeds in the greenhouse. Now going to attack a nice bottle of white wine that's been chilling in the fridge.

That sounds like a very productive day there Ommadawn. All I've managed to do today is take a plethora of differing drugs and sit on my arse. Hope that you enjoy your white wine. 

[Skoo]

8 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

That sounds like a very productive day there Ommadawn. All I've managed to do today is take a plethora of differing drugs and sit on my arse. Hope that you enjoy your white wine. 

What kind of drugs? On a Sunday!? Either you don't have work tomorrow, or I've misunderstood and you're on nothing more than paracetamol...  

I had a right old session on Friday evening. Overdid it a bit and had that horrible thing when you lay in bed and can real feel your heart beating, no chance of sleep whatsoever. After a couple of hours, my heart had gone normal enough that I felt safe to take a sleeping pill, and then I was out like a light.

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 hour ago, Skoo said:

What kind of drugs? On a Sunday!? Either you don't have work tomorrow, or I've misunderstood and you're on nothing more than paracetamol...  

I had a right old session on Friday evening. Overdid it a bit and had that horrible thing when you lay in bed and can real feel your heart beating, no chance of sleep whatsoever. After a couple of hours, my heart had gone normal enough that I felt safe to take a sleeping pill, and then I was out like a light.

 

In the order that they came - a research chemical, some pure coke (ie straight off the block), speed and then weed. No, I haven't got work as such in the morning. I've got tasks to do though.