NFR NFC 2017 - The friendly thread for lovely people

[lucyginger]

4 minutes ago, Quark said:

His little hands! look at his little hands!!!!! 

[lucyginger]

2 hours ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

Cleaning Quark's Klingons off himself. (see what I did there?). 

Indeed I did. Oh dear. 

Also, nicely done! 

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

4 hours ago, mr gumby said:

Yog, are you trying to tell us that @Scruffylovemonster is actually James Blunt? 

Is that rhyming slang?

[Quark]

Saw some dirty van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.  Probably an old one, but the first time I'd seen it.

"BE ALERT"

"WE NEED LERTS!"

It's been a long fucking day.

[MilkyJoe]

I found a hedgehog in the road in the middle of the day by my house last year, it was too weak to move so I took it in and fed and watered it for a couple of days before I released it back into the wild. I called it Mr Snuffles.

Sometimes when I'm lonely I miss Mr Snuffles.

[lucyginger]

Mr Snuffles and Lerts, playing the Croissant Neuf Bandstand Thursday afternoon

 

 

[lucyginger]

It really has been/is being a long day. I'm hoping to nob off within the hour. I've got a fun evening of food shopping and a bit of housework planned. Might fuck off the housework and drink gin instead. 

Going to see Dreadzone tomorrow, that will be fun  

[Quark]

1 minute ago, lucyginger said:

It really has been/is being a long day. I'm hoping to nob off within the hour. I've got a fun evening of food shopping and a bit of housework planned. Might fuck off the housework and drink gin instead. 

Going to see Dreadzone tomorrow, that will be fun  

Jealous.

Was supposed to be taking the last half day of my year's holiday allowance this afternoon.  Was in at 7.00 to crack on so I could leave at about midday with a clear conscience

Courtesy of some Grade-A boobery across the business, I'm still fucking here.  On the plus side boss has told me to just take next Friday off instead.

[mr gumby]

2 minutes ago, lucyginger said:

I'm hoping to nob off within the hour. 

I don't even need to say it, do I?

[mr gumby]

Tonight's listening is sorted. I'd love to see these guys on the farm

 

[lucyginger]

2 hours ago, mr gumby said:

Tonight's listening is sorted. I'd love to see these guys on the farm

 

I would love to as well! Never seen them live, had a massive meltdown in December when they wrere in London becaus I couldn't afford tickets when they were on sale! We've had Morrissey and Metallica, if we have The Cure too I think I might pop. 

I had gin before dinner so I might not be making sense. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

7 hours ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

You lugger!

I'm a small sailing ship with two or three masts and a lugsail on each? How did you know? Who told you?

[lucyginger]

2 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I'm a small sailing ship with two or three masts and a lugsail on each? How did you know? Who told you?

Big brother is watching.

[lucyginger]

So is Scruff. Not sure which is more worrying. 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Just now, lucyginger said:

Big brother is watching.

Increasingly so, unfortunately.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

3 minutes ago, lucyginger said:

Not sure which is more worrying. 

If in doubt choose;

[lucyginger]

Brilliant

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

My apologies - today has been totally radio rental and what's laughingly referrred to as my brain has now turned in to a lump of mashed potato. Or at least that's how it feels.

[Quark]

Made up for not having herbal amusement by picking up some alcohol based diversions instead. Probably should have had some food first

Now munching curry watching a documentary about EMI. I am happy.

 

[Quark]

Just now, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

My apologies - today has been totally radio rental and what's laughingly referrred to as my brain has now turned in to a lump of mashed potato. Or at least that's how it feels.

Preach

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Preach

Just been bombarded with shite from start to finish. Have only just come back from another run across the country to drop off suppliers for someone. The house was empty when I left and now I've come back and it's full of people, including one Hooray Henry. I don't know Hooray Henry's for a reason. Why one is in my home I'm at a loss to explain. I'll report back later on this - if I am able.

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Just been bombarded with shite from start to finish. Have only just come back from another run across the country to drop off suppliers for someone. The house was empty when I left and now I've come back and it's full of people, including one Hooray Henry. I don't know Hooray Henry's for a reason. Why one is in my home I'm at a loss to explain. I'll report back later on this - if I am able.

Have you considered politely asking him to, you know, fack orf?

Note: I don't tell people to do that when I'm sober. I tut and build my rage internally. Ultimately I wouldn't listen to my own advice.

Edited March 24, 2017 by Quark

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Have you considered politely asking him to, you know, fack orf?

Note: I don't tell people to do that when I'm sober. I tut and build my rage internally. Ultimately I wouldn listen to my own advice.

I've just been informed that him and two others are about to fuck off, so all is well again. I've just been on a Fear & Loathing type journey and the last thing that I needed was a braying donkey in my house! lol

[lucyginger]

4 minutes ago, Quark said:

Have you considered politely asking him to, you know, fack orf?

Note: I don't tell people to do that when I'm sober. I tut and build my rage internally. Ultimately I wouldn't listen to my own advice.

I'm the same! 

Hope the silly twerps have done one now Yog. 

[lucyginger]

13 minutes ago, Quark said:Made up for not having herbal amusement by picking up some alcohol based diversions instead. Probably should have had some food first

Now munching curry watching a documentary about EMI. I am happy.

 

I had gin before dinner and then when trying to cook dinner, threw oven chips all over the floor of the oven. I recovered most of them and all was ok! I have since continued the drink g.