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30 minutes ago, naughtygeorgie said:

I'm now imagining Fear & Loathing the musical,  staring Danny Devito & Billy Ocean....

Fuck me that would be brilliant.

Happy news - my lettuce seeds have germinated, should have first crop on the way!

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We opened our back garden for teas and coffees today for the first time. We hadn't advertised it and just put a board up outside the front, and had a number of people call in. These ranged from the pleasant to the nutter. I thought I'd seen it all before but not until this old man and old woman came in just before we closed. He came in to the rear yard / garden area with her following. The first thing he said was ' do you have a public toilet'? I said that unfortunately we don't. He then mumbled to himself, then declared that he couldn't wait and asked if it was 'OK, to piss here'? The 'this here' area he pointed out was up against our house, right where he was stood. I said 'I guess so' and he proceeded to proceed, as it were. It did get stranger and stranger, but I can't go in to that right now.

 

 

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10 minutes ago, Quark said:

Jeez Yog, what alternative bloody universe do you live in? How does this sort of weirdness just end up par for the course for you guys?! :lol:

I have no idea why these things happen, but they do. If I'm really being honest I could do with a break from it all, as could my wife. I thought that last night with the braying donkey was as bad as it was going to get this weekend. It wasn't. Now, as in this exact moment in time, finds me conversing with a 68 year old homosexual sex addict. In his favour is the fact that he has got a laddy the size of a baby's arm. I know this because my wife told me as such recently. She knows because he insisted on showing her a dirty video of him being sucked off by a much younger bloke. He only came in to our lives three weeks ago, whilst delivering a donation of glassware to my wife's shop. He is the man whose son goes to Gordonstoun and who is buying our campervan off us and selling it back to us at no profit when our house sells. Normally, my alarm bells would be ringing out to me con man con man, but deep down I know he's just a lonely sex mad old man, who needs proper company, like we all do. 

We are opening the coffee shop and tea room tomorrow too. I wonder what kind of header we'll come across during the course of the day?

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On 24/03/2017 at 9:20 AM, lucyginger said:

I have a confession to make. I really hope James Blunt plays and that he doesn't clash with anyone else I want to see because I would quite like to see him. (Again. Saw him in 2008 as he was on inbetween 2 other acts we wanted to see, and he was really bloody good!) 

Sorry everyone. 

I have just watched Mrs Browns new show and James Blunt was on there singing his new single! I only know that beautiful song 

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17 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Kinda baked so just saw that I'd commented and had to look again to see what i had posted 2 mins ago. 

Does baked mean too much herb? Sorry, I'm ignorant! Last time (and first time) trying herb your lovely one had to escort me back to my tent after beans on Toast and I slept for 4 hours. Never again haha

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11 minutes ago, Curlygirl said:

Does baked mean too much herb? Sorry, I'm ignorant! Last time (and first time) trying herb your lovely one had to escort me back to my tent after beans on Toast and I slept for 4 hours. Never again haha

Its all about tolerance building. 

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Just been to see Dreadzone. I was, as I often am at gigs, right down the front. I now ache a lot and have gig shoulder from too much "arms in the air" action. Great gig, great mates, even more ready for festival season now! 

Oh and happy shit bollocks w*nky sweary Saturday! Which is now Sunday. Oh well! 

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3 hours ago, naughtygeorgie said:

And whiteys! Lol

Haven't been baked since Christmas in the Dam....and you're in he beautiful lakes, baked in the lakes, sounds fab!

I almost whiteyed Friday night! I did that thing where you get into bed, suddenly realise what's happening and manage to hold it together by putting one foot on the floor and breathing slowly! I needed a wee but when I lifted my head off the pillow, the room decided to turn into a roller coaster so I put my head back down and clung on to the duvet for dear life. Then it was morning so I must have passed out and slept through it! Was very close though! 

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1 hour ago, naughtygeorgie said:

Oh no ! Was that mixing it with gin.... did you get the ice cold swears too...bloody hate that. 

Love the 1 foot on the floor though! 

 

Yep, too much gin, thought a smoke would be a good idea and it really wasn't! Didn't get so far as the sweats, I passed out before then! 

Foot on the floor really helps! Haha! 

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21 hours ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

I have no idea why these things happen, but they do. If I'm really being honest I could do with a break from it all, as could my wife. I thought that last night with the braying donkey was as bad as it was going to get this weekend. It wasn't. Now, as in this exact moment in time, finds me conversing with a 68 year old homosexual sex addict. In his favour is the fact that he has got a laddy the size of a baby's arm. I know this because my wife told me as such recently. She knows because he insisted on showing her a dirty video of him being sucked off by a much younger bloke. He only came in to our lives three weeks ago, whilst delivering a donation of glassware to my wife's shop. He is the man whose son goes to Gordonstoun and who is buying our campervan off us and selling it back to us at no profit when our house sells. Normally, my alarm bells would be ringing out to me con man con man, but deep down I know he's just a lonely sex mad old man, who needs proper company, like we all do. 

We are opening the coffee shop and tea room tomorrow too. I wonder what kind of header we'll come across during the course of the day?

Out of all of that, I wondered about "in his favour" and also why he insisted on showing the video to Mrs Yog? 

Did he want a second opinion or was he showing off?

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1 hour ago, clarkete said:

Out of all of that, I wondered about "in his favour" and also why he insisted on showing the video to Mrs Yog? 

Did he want a second opinion or was he showing off?

To be honest, I'd be showing off too if I was similarly over-endowed!

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Evening all :)

I've spent the day gardening for the in-laws. At the same time, listening to a few old albums by bands that are either playing glasto, or are rumoured. In between, I have completed my pre-application for Oxfam, in the hope of getting a stewarding place at Beautiful Days in August. Fingers crossed! :)

 

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Evening all. My mother cancelled Mother's Day owing to the fact she recently lost her mother... I get it. But then she did the most unexpected thing and sent me flowers to say thanx for looking after nana! How lovely was that? Very tearful when I FaceTimed her earlier. 

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