NFR NFC 2017 - The friendly thread for lovely people

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, fatyeti24 said:

get out of fucking bed and get it your fucking self

Go get some fucking bread! Or jam then I can have some fucking crumpets. 

[dizzymoo]

Just now, H.M.V said:

Go get some fucking bread! Or jam then I can have some fucking crumpets. 

Jam on crumpets??!! WTF!!

[lucyginger]

1 minute ago, dizzymoo said:

Jam on crumpets??!! WTF!!

Yes! Jam on crumpets! or cheese, or peanut butter, or marmite! Jam is best though

[dizzymoo]

6 minutes ago, lucyginger said:

I am on the Get Milky Joe to Glast campaign! If someone can let me know how to do the page changer thingy, I'll do it at work

Subscribe to Neil's webpage monitor checkpage.co.uk   It's brilliant, sends you an email and text alert.  Also at the moment this link http://glastonbury.seetickets.com/event/glastonbury-2017/worthy-farm/1100001 takes you to the ticket booking page and you can enter people's details.  When you press 'proceed' it says tickets not available, but you've then got the fields preloaded which means they'll autofill if you get through during the actual sale (don't know if this would happen on your work computer though)

[MilkyJoe]

Just out of interest did anybody else off here miss out in the resale, I'm entering competitions and I need another registration number to add to the entry as I'm only after one ticket!

[dizzymoo]

2 minutes ago, Scruffylovemonster said:

cheese and marmite together FTW!

Jam can fuck off to toast, scone or cake where it belongs. Peanut butter can disappear to the gates of Hades where it belongs. 

Marmite is the devil's excrement

[Havors]

Crumpets are fucking marvelous creations!!! If only I could take a toaster to glasto.... anyone tried BBQing a crumpet??  

[H.M.V]

Fucking Marmite!!! Get theee behind me Satan!!!!

Crumpets, lots of butter and lashings of jam. Yum. 

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, MilkyJoe said:

Just out of interest did anybody else off here miss out in the resale, I'm entering competitions and I need another registration number to add to the entry as I'm only after one ticket!

@grumpyhack i believe. 

[MilkyJoe]

1 minute ago, Havors said:

Crumpets are fucking marvelous creations!!! If only I could take a toaster to glasto.... anyone tried BBQing a crumpet??  

You'll be needing one of these then Ser!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/CAMPING-TOASTER-PORTABLE-GAS-STOVES/dp/B00KS2AUJQ

[dizzymoo]

Just now, Havors said:

Crumpets are fucking marvelous creations!!! If only I could take a toaster to glasto.... anyone tried BBQing a crumpet??  

Take a toasting fork or impale your crumpet (!) on a couple of skewers and hold it above the coals.  How things used to be toasted in the days before grills and toasters!

[Havors]

winner winner chicken dinner!

Im getting me some crumpet at glasto!!

Edited April 25, 2017 by Havors

[dizzymoo]

Just now, Havors said:

winner winner chicken dinner!

Im getting me some crumpet at glasto!!

Just make sure you avoid the warm cheese toasties...

[MilkyJoe]

5 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

@grumpyhack i believe. 

Cheers, sent him a message.

[Curlygirl]

2 minutes ago, Havors said:

winner winner chicken dinner!

Im getting me some crumpet at glasto!!

The strumpet ladies do fab crumpets, and I don't normally like crumpets *runs away and hides from HMV

[lucyginger]

3 minutes ago, Havors said:

winner winner chicken dinner!

Im getting me some crumpet at glasto!!

Go to the bottom of the Park, and walk towards the greenfields. You will find the Strumpets with Crumpets van delicious! They do crumpets with loads of stuff on!! 

[lucyginger]

Thanks dizzy for the page thingy! 

[dizzymoo]

1 minute ago, MilkyJoe said:

Cheers, sent him a message.

If you could pass both your details to us while that link to the booking page is still live that would be good

[lucyginger]

1 minute ago, Curlygirl said:

The strumpet ladies do fab crumpets, and I don't normally like crumpets *runs away and hides from HMV

Great minds! 

We camp near the crumpets. They are sooo good. So is the food. HA! (sorry not sorry)

[Curlygirl]

Just now, lucyginger said:

Great minds! 

We camp near the crumpets. They are sooo good. So is the food. HA! (sorry not sorry)

Ha ha! They are such comfort food after a night in the SE corner. Love them 

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, lucyginger said:

Great minds! 

We camp near the crumpets. They are sooo good. So is the food. HA! (sorry not sorry)

Why sorry? I love crumpets too. Obviously more than scruffy cos i would never dream of harming them with Marmite. 

[lucyginger]

Just now, H.M.V said:

Why sorry? I love crumpets too. Obviously more than scruffy cos i would never dream of harming them with Marmite. 

Sorry because I thought I had said something that sounded a bit rude, but obviously my filthy mind just made it sound rude!! 

How about cheese and jam? That's nice. 

[sheffieldlady]

Marmite UGH! Crumpets are awesome. This year I intend on having breakfast at camp, Bushy ground isn't the best location for wondering for tea / coffee in the morning. Might try to toast some crumpets on the stove, take along some butter! 

[cornish hick]

1 hour ago, H.M.V said:

 

Apple fucking sauce in a sandwich. I think we need to bring back the cone of shame. Jesus. That's worthy of a Ramsey rant. 

Oi - you have apple sauce with roast pork and in pulled pork / hog roast baguettes me ansum.

 

hungry now..

[cornish hick]

crumpets with loads of butter mmmmm

crumpets with butter + jam mmmmm

crumpets with butter + honey mmmmmmmm

hungrier now!