NFR NFC 2017 - The friendly thread for lovely people

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, Mr Splodge said:

All limbs present and correct  

all going good thanks, broken the back of the outside work so moving back indoors now.  Hopefully have more time to contribute to the praising and general silliness  

need to read quite a few pages to get the gist again tho.  Eek 79 pages best pour a beer and start.

 

Lovely to see you back Splodge.

To be honest I reckon you can guess most of the content anyway!  As always it's a good 60% innuendo and knob jokes

[stuartbert two hats]

8 minutes ago, Quark said:

Ah, the very marrow of the matter

No F*ckin' R*in, No F*ckin' Compromise.

All we wish for (excluding the renegade @stuartbert two hats) at Glastonbury is absolutely no r*in whatsoever.  None of this "just enough to calm the dust down" business.  Just beautiful beautiful dry weather.

Slight correction.  It should actually be No Fucking R*in, No Fucking Compromise, to emphasise how off limits talk of the w*t stuff is.

Not that I'm a true believer, of course

[H.M.V]

Could we all please stop saying the fucking R word. Have we forgotten what happened this year. Jaysis 

[Lucy92]

16 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Could we all please stop saying the fucking R word. Have we forgotten what happened this year. Jaysis 

I'm still picking mud off of my camping gear... starting my sun dance already ready for when I get lucky in the resales. 

[H.M.V]

6 minutes ago, Lucy92 said:

I'm still picking mud off of my camping gear... starting my sun dance already ready for when I get lucky in the resales. 

Stick with us kidder and we'll help you get there. 

[Lucy92]

There will be many gins to celebrate! 

[H.M.V]

24 minutes ago, Lucy92 said:

There will be many gins to celebrate! 

Bottles :)

[Quark]

And rum. Don't forget the rum. And maybe some whisky if I dig out the hip flask.

[Lucy92]

Ooh not whisky for me. One night of having far too much when I was 18 has put me off for life! 

Aah to be young again 

Edited October 14, 2016 by Lucy92

[H.M.V]

19 minutes ago, Quark said:

And rum. Don't forget the rum. And maybe some whisky if I dig out the hip flask.

Oh yes my two Glastonbury buddies. Gin and Dark & Stormies. Good times. 

Actually gonna hang out with my buddies this evening. Cheers!!! 

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Oh yes my two Glastonbury buddies. Gin and Dark & Stormies. Good times. 

Actually gonna hang out with my buddies this evening. Cheers!!! 

I've got my mates pizza, beer and rugby for company. Think scotch might join us later

 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

5 minutes ago, Quark said:

I've got my mates pizza, beer and rugby for company. Think scotch might join us later

 

Why have you got your mates pizza? lol

 

 

[Lucy92]

I'm having wild Friday evening in bed as I'm unwell! Yours all sound much more fun! I may put a cheeky tipple in my night time lemsip to cheer me up! Have a lovely eve all

Edited October 14, 2016 by Lucy92

[Quark]

42 minutes ago, Lucy92 said:

Ooh not whisky for me. One night of having far too much when I was 18 has put me off for life! 

Aah to be young again 

Not a problem. I have about 6 different tequilas as well 

13 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Why have you got your mates pizza? lol

 

 

Very good Yog!

[Lucy92]

Just now, Quark said:

Not a problem. I have about 6 different tequilas as well 

Very good Yog!

I've actually managed to ruin tequila too in my old student days. Was fun at the time

[H.M.V]

Just now, Lucy92 said:

I've actually managed to ruin tequila too in my old student days. Was fun at the time

Oh I've done that, the thoughts of doing a shot now makes me feel icky. But I fucking love a Margarita. 

.................... oh what I would give for a margarita right now.................

[Quark]

Oh dear!

Although booze chat reminds me, think it was Stonebridge Bar this year did an amazing cider apple brandy mojito. So many kinds of amazing.

Edit: of course it wasn't. It was the cider bus. Tit.

Edited October 14, 2016 by Quark

[Lucy92]

1 minute ago, H.M.V said:

Oh I've done that, the thoughts of doing a shot now makes me feel icky. But I fucking love a Margarita. 

.................... oh what I would give for a margarita right now.................

Even now the smell of it makes my stomach turn. I could go for a passion fruit martini right now  (made with gin of course) 

Edited October 14, 2016 by Lucy92

[fatyeti24]

beer + rum + house music = my friday night

[H.M.V]

Just now, fatyeti24 said:

beer + rum + house music = my friday night

Which means it = my friday night as well. 

I'm on Dark & Stormy mixing duty. Yeti is on House mixing duty

[Quark]

About 15 mins of the rugby left, and not even that before Mrs Q goes to bed. I can see me kicking back on the sofa with a bottle of Appletons 12yr rum and the Sonos and giving some new tunes a proper listen.

[Quark]

And possibly a happy cigarette

 

[H.M.V]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

About 15 mins of the rugby left, and not even that before Mrs Q goes to bed. I can see me kicking back on the sofa with a bottle of Appletons 12yr rum and the Sonos and giving some new tunes a proper listen.

Oh haven't had ol apply for years. Cant get it over in Ireland, rum selection is piss poor. Havana club or spiced shite is about the jist of it. Gotta go oop north if we want apply. 

[Quark]

4 minutes ago, H.M.V said:

Oh haven't had ol apply for years. Cant get it over in Ireland, rum selection is piss poor. Havana club or spiced shite is about the jist of it. Gotta go oop north if we want apply. 

Went to the distillery when we went to Jamaica last year, treated myself to a bottle. Jesus but that was a day!

Tasting session at the end of the tour. 6 bottles of different rums, and some glasses. The coach leaves in 45 minutes, have fun

 

[H.M.V]

2 minutes ago, Quark said:

Went to the distillery when we went to Jamaica last year, treated myself to a bottle. Jesus but that was a day!

Tasting session at the end of the tour. 6 bottles of different rums, and some glasses. The coach leaves in 45 minutes, have fun

 

Did you try any Jonko Batty aka moonshine rum? I lived in Montego Bay for a year and tried some of that stuff which you could get in the local bars on the qt. Fuck me that stuff was lethal. Jonko Batty means black birds arse or something similar and it certainly smelled like arse but would put fucking hairs on your chest. 

Ah and now a penny has dropped................. Lol