"Really big secret"

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

I sincerely hope that when Emily or Michael do announce what ever it is they do it just like Uncle Bryn does here...

 

[Bonaneas]

2 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

And Red Dwarf is a huge spaceship.  You know what? I think we've cracked the code!

Boooom!!! Knew we'd get there in the end arrr kid 

[CaledonianGonzo]

1 minute ago, Franky said:

Why are we stopping at holograms ? What if the Eavies have mastered DNA replication ?

[popcornmaster]

2 minutes ago, Bonaneas said:

If this hologram / Beatles / pepper thing has any serious legs, here's some more fuel to the fire.

They would need permission from the estates of both Lennon & Harrison... moonlandingz are playing Saturday afternoon, a band whose album was produced by Sean Lennon who also played some instruments. Not only that, the last & best song off the album had yoko Ono singing (caterwauling) on it. She'd be there for any hologram thing, so she could be Lined up for an actual stage appearance herself. She's no shrinking violet so why not ? 

That's the spirit!

We'll soon need a bigger fan for these flames though. 

[Bonaneas]

2 minutes ago, Franky said:

Why are we stopping at holograms ? What if the Eavies have mastered DNA replication ?

Live on stage ! 

The doors

Elvis

Michael Jackson

Prince

David Bowie

and of course to complete the super group

 

 

Chris Martin

If they have mastered DNA replication surely the band above would be called Jurassic 5? 

Badum tish... I'll get me coat 

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

Are we talking about Holograms still, or booking Elbow and the Courteeners?

[billum]

3 minutes ago, Bonaneas said:

Not only that, the last & best song off the album had yoko Ono singing (caterwauling) on it. She'd be there for any hologram thing, so she could be Lined up for an actual stage appearance herself. She's no shrinking violet so why not ? 

Yoko not only that but also played The Park stage in 2014

[Trout Mask Replica]

And since Sean Lenton has collaborated with Les Claypool, that means we must be getting Primus. 

[sedra]

Have we considered some kind of live simulcast type thing?  Or someone joining Ed Sheeran on stage? Elton did a surprise Wembley appearance with him - it could be someone else joining him? 

 

Edited May 15, 2017 by sedra

[Bonaneas]

2 minutes ago, Trout Mask Replica said:

And since Sean Lenton has collaborated with Les Claypool, that means we must be getting Primus. 

Nope. Old Les is playing in California that weekend so not happening 

[waterfalls212434]

So within 85 pages weve gone from elbow to a hologram of the beatles.

 

 

Epic thread 

[Heather90]

Ringos son was the drummer for The Who. Headlined and told his dad how good it is?

[waterfalls212434]

By the way the beatles holograms will have to still battle to beat the 'bootleg beatles' from last years acoustic tent...an epic set, and crowd!

Kind of a bit bizarre one of the best sets ive seen at the festival was a covers band but damnit they were good!

 

Edited May 15, 2017 by waterfalls212434

[Heather90]

2 minutes ago, waterfalls212434 said:

By the way the beatles holograms will have to still battle to beat the 'bootleg beatles' from last years acoustic tent...an epic set, and crowd!

 

 

Bootleg beatles vs half the real beatles clash?

Edited May 15, 2017 by Heather90

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

1 minute ago, waterfalls212434 said:

So within 85 pages weve gone from elbow to a hologram of the beatles.

 

 

Epic thread 

I think within a few more pages we will have proven the infinite monkey theorem and named every single thing that has ever existed as an option.

[billum]

1 minute ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

I think within a few more pages we will have proven the infinite monkey theorem and named every single thing that has ever existed as an option.

We'd have to also include the non-optional things, coz that's compulsory

[Heather90]

2 minutes ago, Deaf Nobby Burton said:

I think within a few more pages we will have proven the infinite monkey theorem and named every single thing that has ever existed as an option.

Hologram William Shakespeare

Or a hint at Shakespeare's sister?

[Bonaneas]

4 minutes ago, Heather90 said:

Bootleg beatles vs half the real beatles clash?

Now that would Fuck up the time space continuum and send us all hurtling into the void 

[stuartbert two hats]

1 minute ago, Heather90 said:

Hologram William Shakespeare

Or a hint at Shakespeare's sister?

To celebrate their 25th anniversary of headlining? Of course! *slaps forehead* why didn't we think of that earlier?

[Franky]

I give up, I am going to lose my job and possibly my family if they keep this up. For the love of god please tell us ! 

I thank you and good night. 

[Franky]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

To celebrate their 25th anniversary of headlining? Of course! *slaps forehead* why didn't we think of that earlier?

Shakespeare's Sister headlined Glastonbury ?????? 

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

Another great thing about this thread is that rather than gradually homing in on the truth over time, we are getting further and further away from it the longer it goes on.

[stuartbert two hats]

1 minute ago, Franky said:

Shakespeare's Sister headlined Glastonbury ?????? 

Yep

 

[Heather90]

2 minutes ago, stuartbert two hats said:

To celebrate their 25th anniversary of headlining? Of course! *slaps forehead* why didn't we think of that earlier?

I had no idea at all they once headlined.... back to the hologram elvis singing queen songs or whereever we were please....quickly

[Franky]

1 minute ago, stuartbert two hats said:

Yep

 

Well fuck me sideways ! I fucking love that song but what the fuck else did they play for 90 mins ! 

Just looked at the lineup for 92' not a good year