Overheard funnies

[pie_and_a_pint]

...and this on a loo wall:

 

 

[Aragorn]

Bump

[jplewes]

Overheard by my girlfriend down at the park, outside the silent disco. 'That looks shit, there isn't even any music in there.'

And not overheard but weird, picked up a spanner/'monkey wrench' to the left of the pyramid during foos... 

[MACDrob]

I woke up to "I can't find my dick, this is so f**ked up, I can't register as a gender like this....(then says to his mate) oh Sally must be giving him Viagra otherwise he wouldn't be able to shag her for s**t."

[Crazyfool01]

21 hours ago, pie_and_a_pint said:

...and this on a loo wall:

 

 

yes yes yes ... had a grin at that myself .. just trying to remember where it was ? or was it in more than one place 

[Ryan1984]

A lady walking into the Pyramid field at the top of the hill: 'Is that the Pyramid Stage?'

A couple shortly before The National: 'What are they like, I haven't heard of them?' 'They're pretty chilled out'...

Someone on the way back after not getting near the Peel Stage for The Killers: 'They put the fucking Nationals on the main stage and then put The Killers in THERE... it's not fair'

[Padgey]

Walking along the track above the Pyramid field a guy said to his mate "I think they are camping near that road over there" and pointed at the fence above the Glastonbury sign.

[lebenski]

Random Passerby: "Doing your weekly shop mate?"

Drunk dude in a shop with loads of stuff: "Do what?"

Random Passerby: "Doing your weekly shop?"

Drunk dude: "Do I want a wee and a shot?"

[barkley87]

On 6/27/2017 at 10:40 AM, pie_and_a_pint said:

Also, a couple of Overseens:

These terrifying leggings on a young lady at Chic:

Where can I get these?

[pie_and_a_pint]

14 minutes ago, barkley87 said:

Where can I get these?

I can't believe I've actually just Googled 'ainsley harriott leggings' but apparently they can be purchaesed here https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ainsley+harriott+leggings

[pie_and_a_pint]

4 hours ago, crazyfool1 said:

yes yes yes ... had a grin at that myself .. just trying to remember where it was ? or was it in more than one place 

This one was on the longdrops near the Kidzfield on Saturday.

[tjamest]

On 6/26/2017 at 1:59 PM, K2SO said:

That may well have been my girlfriend! Was it on Sunday after Slaves? Haha!

No, Saturday early evening as far as i can remember, so she is not the only one

[barkley87]

21 minutes ago, pie_and_a_pint said:

I can't believe I've actually just Googled 'ainsley harriott leggings' but apparently they can be purchaesed here https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ainsley+harriott+leggings

Hahaha they're fantastic! Just the pick-up I needed!

[mattrik3]

4 hours ago, crazyfool1 said:

yes yes yes ... had a grin at that myself .. just trying to remember where it was ? or was it in more than one place 

Maybe you found the other half?

[Crazyfool01]

Just now, mattrik3 said:

Maybe you found the other half?

in 15 years of Glastonbury's not found my other half

[Fladog]

In the queue for the bogs at the back of west holts before Justice, some guy was on his phone presumably to his missus back home when a group of girls started talking/shouting about last nights love island, how they watched it I don't know, but this guy must of taken offence by their annoying screeching of said shit programme, and declared at the top of his voice that his shit had hide back into his bumhole because it didn't want to be poo'd into a world in which "twatty" love island takes place!!!

[fightoffyour]

9 minutes ago, Fladog said:

In the queue for the bogs at the back of west holts before Justice, some guy was on his phone presumably to his missus back home when a group of girls started talking/shouting about last nights love island, how they watched it I don't know, but this guy must of taken offence by their annoying screeching of said shit programme, and declared at the top of his voice that his shit had hide back into his bumhole because it didn't want to be poo'd into a world in which "twatty" love island takes place!!!

That is amazing!

[shuttlep]

"I think my knee caps have dissolved"

[Harmonic Prospector]

"Sugar is the greatest invention ever, mate. If there was no more sugar in the world you, me, and everyone else here; f*cked mate. Your life's over" 

[Matt42]

Someone at stone circle around 8am was so fucking he put his hand by a candle flame and screamed

"fuck, why on earth do they sell these to wasted people"

Also a friend of mine on the way to stone circle

"must be the largest congregation of fucked people on the planet, ever... in all human history at once!".

[mjsell]

Whilst walking away from Barry Gibb (me and a mate were on our way to The Kilelrs after seeing the first few songs)

A couple of lads were leaving and I'm 95% sure the conversation was genuine with no sarcasm.

Lad 1: "I mean he is alright but felt like it was missing something"

Lad 2: "Yeah I know what you mean. I think he would have been better in a group"

Lad 1: "Yeah! He needs some other voices on stage with him"

[glastonbury_girl123]

Thursday morning wandering round Silver Hayes - two guys approaching the Wow stage "So I guess this is the other stage then..." 

"You can tell it's f'king 2017... I've just seen someone wearing avocado leggings" 

Mum to her 3 kids in loo next to me at Pyramid "DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!" 

 

 

[Dillyblue]

Two young guys passed us walking towards Gate B...one said to the other "...and this morning I woke up with dried blood on my teeth".......

[MadScientist]

Convo I overheard whilst packing up on Monday. Some pastor from Boston in US telling of how he came to glasto as it was his first. Said he had been travelling Europe and was staying in a vicarage in Glastonbury and the vicars were all going to Glastonbury and had a spare ticket which he went with so there was a group of local vicars and a travelling pastor all camped together on pennard hill. Haha

[Quark]

Voice from neighbours' tent on Thursday morning

"Where are my shoes? Shoes? GUYS, DID I COME HOME WITH SHOES?"

"Don't think so"

"Oh. Did I go out with shoes?"

And wandering around getting some food I caught this belter from a young lass to her mate.

"I think the British have been, you know, amazing in coming up with sandwiches. I mean, you go abroad and they don't even have sandwiches. I mean, what the fuck do foreigners eat for lunch?"