Fed up with festival queues?

[Heltershelter]

Petition to stop festival queues

https://www.change.org/p/ticketmaster-better-standards-at-uk-festivals?recruiter=71078212&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

[kaosmark2]

 

That is a very naive way to go about it.

[Hugh Jass]

What?

[DareToDibble]

What an odd petition.

SIDE NOTE: Going well I see... signed once. By the person that made it  

[eFestivals]

Down with this sort of thing!

Every ticket holder should have a scheduled arrival time, to ensure there's no queues.

That'll sort it.

[Hugh Jass]

8 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

Down with this sort of thing!

Careful now.

[jump]

44 minutes ago, DareToDibble said:

What an odd petition.

SIDE NOTE: Going well I see... signed once. By the person that made it  

I notice the petition is to Ticketmaster rather than actual festival organisers or the Dept of Culture.

[philipsteak]

Since all the banks in my village closed, the queues at the Post Office are horrendous. Do you think you could start a petition about that and direct it at, I don't know, Mastercard? 

[Hugh Jass]

Is this about pass outs?

[Gnomicide]

When did we move next door to America?

[The Nal]

16 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

When did we move next door to America?

Brexit. Closest non EU European country to America now. 

[eFestivals]

11 minutes ago, The Nal said:

Brexit. Closest non EU European country to America now. 

nah, that's Russia.

[The Nal]

38 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

nah, that's Russia.

Aha yes indeed. I forgot my geography for a minute.

So whats the point of Brexit then?

[eFestivals]

22 minutes ago, The Nal said:

Aha yes indeed. I forgot my geography for a minute.

So whats the point of Brexit then?

Blue passports, apparently.

[Hugh Jass]

1 hour ago, eFestivals said:

Blue passports, apparently.

Post-Brexit there will be no queues at festivals.

Mainly because all festivals will be headlined by the Kaiser Chiefs.

[jump]

12 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

 Post-Brexit there will be no queues at festivals.

Mainly because all festivals will be headlined by the Kaiser Chiefs.

Damm right, British jobs for British workers! 

Edited July 3, 2018 by jump

[eFestivals]

22 minutes ago, jump said:

Damm right, British jobs for British workers! 

You sure about that? 'Kaiser' sounds suspiciously German to me.

Burn them!

Edited July 3, 2018 by eFestivals