2020 headliners

[CaledonianGonzo]

Beginner's guide to Aerosmith:

1. They have listened to the Stones.

2. They invented hip hop with Run DMC

3. One of them is Arwen's dad

R. The other one isn't Richie Sambora

5. One of them has a big old beard

6. One of them shagged Mrs Krabappel 

That's it!

[FuzzyDunlop]

8 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

So what Aerosmith songs to people know? I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing... Err, Eminem? Like My Love Pump. Stonehenge... Reckon that's it. I'd prefer Greek beak freak & the lads really.

Walk this way, love in an elavator, Crazy, livin on the edge, sweet emotion. I'd guess they would all be pretty well known on top of Dream on & Miss a thing

 

[Bryanrebe]

Any chance you reckon Aerosmith could get Run DMC to come out and do Walk this way? Then they could do their own set? Asking for a friend..

[stuartbert two hats]

22 hours ago, gherkin8r said:

I love thinking and talking about glasto. But you guys are fucking losers, no harm to you. 

Fair

[Ayrshire Chris]

35 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

So what Aerosmith songs to people know? I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing... Err, Eminem? Like My Love Pump. Stonehenge... Reckon that's it. I'd prefer Greek beak freak & the lads really.

Don’t like to be pedantic but being an ex teacher can I point out a spelling error?  The song title is actually lick my love pump. 

[Crazyfool01]

15 minutes ago, Bryanrebe said:

Any chance you reckon Aerosmith could get Run DMC to come out and do Walk this way? Then they could do their own set? Asking for a friend..

its not like that ... dont think they will walk that way 

[CaledonianGonzo]

9 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

lick my love pump. 

It's not that type of forum.

[Ayrshire Chris]

2 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

It's not that type of forum.

No one should get Spinal Tap wrong. Their songs are sacred. 

[FloorFiller]

42 minutes ago, Col!n said:

As I said, I don’t fully believe it either and not suggesting anyone should - I took it with a pinch of salt. But I was told about it before Aerosmith were mentioned on here and doesn’t seem to be have been other rumours of them which is why I found it interesting and worth posting about. I don’t check the betting odds regularly so not sure how long they’ve been at the top for, if they’ve been favourites for a while then maybe someone just read the top names off there. I’m still praying for Elton personally.

You may be on to something then and it’s a pretty interesting revelation if true, but even for a year at Glastonbury that should be incredible... those are some BIG names. Fair play if they’ve managed to get Aerosmith to play anywhere other than headliner though. Not my first choice but you can’t deny that it lives up massively to Emily’s talk of a bigger rock act.

[BlueDaze]

14 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Don’t like to be pedantic but being an ex teacher can I point out a spelling error?  The song title is actually lick my love pump. 

teacher ?

[dentalplan]

Just now, BlueDaze said:

teacher ?

Hot For Teacher

[CaledonianGonzo]

I like a love pump, but licking one is a different matter entirely.

[Ayrshire Chris]

Just now, dentalplan said:

Hot For Teacher

Before this descends into depravity can I point out the importance of spelling and accuracy in any written submission. That song was intrinsic to one of musics greatest films. The difference being liking and licking is quite substantial especially when referring to a love pump. 

[BlueDaze]

8 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

Hot For Teacher

 

3 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Before this descends into depravity can I point out the importance of spelling and accuracy in any written submission. That song was intrinsic to one of musics greatest films. The difference being liking and licking is quite substantial especially when referring to a love pump. 

I have always had respect for @Ayrshire Chris primarily for his dedication to such a long distance love affair (visiting the site when a festival isnt happening is a step to far for a mere Englishman) but also for his fine recommendation of Aurora..

I am sadly rethinking that after all this love pump talk...

[dentalplan]

Still having a hard time taking seriously what might be good info about the pound shop Ratt playing.

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, BlueDaze said:

 

I have always had respect for @Ayrshire Chris primarily for his dedication to such a long distance love affair (visiting the site when a festival isnt happening is a step to far for a mere Englishman) but also for his fine recommendation of Aurora..

I am sadly rethinking that after all this love pump talk...

I think people should be forgiven for momentary lapses  

[BlueDaze]

1 minute ago, BlueDaze said:

 

I have always had respect for @Ayrshire Chris primarily for his dedication to such a long distance love affair (visiting the site when a festival isnt happening is a step to far for a mere Englishman) but also for his fine recommendation of Aurora..

I am sadly rethinking that after all this love pump talk...

TOO i meant TOO.... !!

shit..sorry @Ayrshire Chris

[CaledonianGonzo]

1 minute ago, dentalplan said:

Still having a hard time taking seriously what might be good info about the pound shop Ratt playing.

Their songs about having sex in elevators are preferable to Taylor Swift's nonsense about relationships.

[Hugh Jass]

My thinking:

Aerosmith in non-headline set? Fuck yes!

Aerosmith in headline set? Fuck that!

[Ayrshire Chris]

7 minutes ago, BlueDaze said:

 

I have always had respect for @Ayrshire Chris primarily for his dedication to such a long distance love affair (visiting the site when a festival isnt happening is a step to far for a mere Englishman) but also for his fine recommendation of Aurora..

I am sadly rethinking that after all this love pump talk...

My apologies if I have upset the sensitive souls of efesters but folk just cross a red line when they get Spinal Tap wrong. Alan Partridge hated people getting James Bond wrong , with me it’s Spinal Tap. 

[Andre91]

Aerosmith were excellent at Download 2017. Despite them being old they still sound great live. They’ve got so many massive songs too that’d it’d be a great headline set. I can’t see them doing anything less than headlining, though? 

Edited October 20, 2019 by Andre91

[dentalplan]

At least you won't have to worry about finding a place to sit down next year.

[priest17]

1 hour ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

What about songs by amphibians?

 

LCD Soundsystem would go down a treat to be fair

[priest17]

You all better hope Aerosmith dont play coz I'm textbook tone deaf and go fucking hard to Dont Wanna Miss A Thing.

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

In yet another example of them owning Foals, Aerosmith even have their own rollercoaster 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_'n'_Roller_Coaster_Starring_Aerosmith

We love to see a Rock'n'Roller Coaster starring Aerosmith.