2020 headliners

[morph100]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

A strong list but there’s one glaring omission ...

Mel B and the ladettes.

And Robbie williams 

[DareToDibble]

Just now, morph100 said:

And Robbie williams 

And James Arthur.

[Ayrshire Chris]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

He’s not playing Dallas on the Saturday then Glasto in the Sunday. I don’t care how comfortable his jet is.

Let’s dismiss that suggestion as stupid right now.

 as mad as the idea that Macca was going to fly back this year 

[Hugh Jass]

Just now, Ayrshire Chris said:

 as mad as the idea that Macca was going to fly back this year 

Macca had three or four days between his last US gig and the Sunday of Glasto.

With the time difference Reg would have about 15 hours to get from walking off stage at 23.00 (about 6am UK) in Dallas and walking on stage at 21.00 in Pilton.

So yes, it is more mad.

[Quark]

7 minutes ago, morph100 said:

What’s the best album track list by name alone? 

I give you Sergeant Shitters Lonely Club Foot Band by The Fish Brothers:

Ying Dicka Dicky

Lobster Song

I'm A Drinker

Hairiest Fish

24 Hour Drinking

Dixcell

Mad Dog Wine

Easily Better Than You

Things I Hate

Money Rolls In

Drinking Competition

Arnold Frothy

End Of My Old Cigar

Elephants Bottom

Moving Grandpa'S Grave

Little Shirt

She Was Poor But She Was Honest

Falderee

Captain Sleaze

Penis Monster Of Brunswick Square

Dickhead From Ryde

I Am The President (Slight Demise)

[Amy Lawn]

Just now, Cream Soda said:

It's like a full time job keeping up with this thread 

A job pays you. Can I feed my seven kids with stroppy Q magazine readers thinking Van Morrison is a headliner?

[RarerThanDandyB]

15 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

What a fucking waster! 

You've pissed it all up the wall

[morph100]

6 minutes ago, Quark said:

I give you Sergeant Shitters Lonely Club Foot Band by The Fish Brothers:

Ying Dicka Dicky

Lobster Song

I'm A Drinker

Hairiest Fish

24 Hour Drinking

Dixcell

Mad Dog Wine

Easily Better Than You

Things I Hate

Money Rolls In

Drinking Competition

Arnold Frothy

End Of My Old Cigar

Elephants Bottom

Moving Grandpa'S Grave

Little Shirt

She Was Poor But She Was Honest

Falderee

Captain Sleaze

Penis Monster Of Brunswick Square

Dickhead From Ryde

I Am The President (Slight Demise)

Winner winner chicken dinner

[gherkin8r]

18 minutes ago, morph100 said:

What’s the best album track list by name alone? 

I refused to listen to thbon Iver album before last after one brief glance at the track list. I've calmed down now though so might give it a listen 

[Quark]

2 minutes ago, morph100 said:

Winner winner chicken dinner

Saw them supporting Levellers years ago. Exactly as wonderfully stupidly enjoyable as the album suggests.

[jparx]

2 minutes ago, gherkin8r said:

I refused to listen to thbon Iver album before last after one brief glance at the track list. I've calmed down now though so might give it a listen 

You should - it’s one of the best records of the decade! Daft track titles or not.

[Chrisp1986]

Beans On Toast - Standing On A Chair

 

• Disc 1
• 1.The Price Of Rice
• 2.Don't Believe The Bullshit
• 3.M.D.M.Amazing
• 4.Whatever Happened To The Rubicks Cube?
• 5.The Peaches Of Wandsworth
• 6.The Pub In Holloway
• 7.Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
• 8.This Side Of The Fence
• 9.An Afternoon With Henry Rollins
• 10.The Seaside Of Springtime
• 11.Dirty Paki
• 12.Wave Goodbye To EMI
• 13.Fancy Dress Frisbee
• 14.Health And Safety
• 15.No Fit Girls In NYC
• 16.Coke
• 17.Media Circus
• 18.Fuck the Smoking Ban
• 19.The Search For Fats Domino
• 20.Binge Drinker
• 21.MySpace Picture
• 22.London At War
• 23.Hippy Crack
• 24.I Ain't That Old Sunshine
• 25.Lake District

• Disc 2
• 1.Convenience Killed The Kids
• 2.Girlfriend In The Jungle
• 3.I Shot Tupac Shakur And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• 4.The Great Big Fucking Hole
• 5.New Computer
• 6.My Name Is Jay And I Am An Alcoholic
• 7.Junkfood Sex
• 8.Kate Moss? Birthday Party
• 9.Bird Flu Blues
• 10.How Great Was Emmy?
• 11.Eggs Benadict
• 12.You Fat Bastard
• 13.Thanks For Fucking Up The World For Us
• 14.Flower In A Council Estate
• 15.The Big Goodbye
• 16.Saddam
• 17.Can't Buy Me Love
• 18.The History Of Art
• 19.Valentine
• 20.The Day That Dance Music Died
• 21.I Fancy Laura Marling
• 22.Money Money Money
• 23.Alice McAllister
• 24.Braintree
• 25.I'm Wearing The Clothes I Found On Your Throne

Edited October 23, 2019 by Chrisp1986

[dentalplan]

What's with Disc 1, Track 11?

[Chrisp1986]

1 minute ago, dentalplan said:

What's with Disc 1, Track 11?

Never heard it? He finished with it when I saw him a few months back. Brilliant tune.

[Chrisp1986]

2 minutes ago, dentalplan said:

What's with Disc 1, Track 11?

Theres a paki on the corner and he runs a little shop,
And my dad he will not go there because he think he stole his job,
And theres a flaming homosexual, he's dressed up like a queen,
And he'll probably fuck you up the arse and give you some disease,

Let's sit on both sides of the fence, where the grass is always green,
If we forget about what were scared about, we might work out what we need.

Theres a guy down the kabab shop who looks like a terrorist,
And I'm sure if he got on my bus, he'd have a bomb strapped to his chest,
There is a problem with society, there's so much there to lose,
Maybe we should blame our children who hide underneath their hoods,

Let's sit on both sides of the fence, where the grass is always green,
If we forget about what were scared about, we might work out what we need.

Well theres a nigger in the village teaching a white man how to dance,
Theres a Christian girl with a turban on and a business man in drag,
Theres a jewish man with an arab girl and a smile across his face,
Theres a anacist with a set of rules and a generous capitalist

Let's sit on both sides of the fence, where the grass is always green,
If we forget about what were scared about, we might work out what we need.

[Matt42]

Why are we comparing track lists?

[Chrisp1986]

2 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Why are we comparing track lists?

We are judging Coldplay based on theirs, obviously.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Beans On Toast is cancelled

[Doug85]

1 hour ago, Matt42 said:

Sometimes I can’t believe this website is free.

I've just realised that you aren't a gold member. For the amount you use the site I thought you would have been tbf. 

[Matt42]

1 minute ago, Doug85 said:

I've just realised that you aren't a gold member. For the amount you use the site I thought you would have been tbf. 

I accidentally click on ads all the time so I hope I’m supporting in some way.

[Quark]

Anyone done the gag about Beans' album eating the others as it's biggest?

[Amy Lawn]

Beans on Toast seems like a massive prick then

[SwedgeAntilles]

1 hour ago, jparx said:

You should - it’s one of the best records of the decade! Daft track titles or not.

New one's better tho innit

[CaledonianGonzo]

2 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Beans on Toast seems like a massive prick then

You could tell from his press shot:

[Doug85]

33 minutes ago, GETOFFAMYLAWN said:

Beans on Toast seems like a massive prick then

Not that I'm getting into it but I'd say it was more of a dig at society and stereotypes rather than him just being a prick but ?‍♂️