2020 headliners

[Sasperella]

3 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Glastonbury headliners only occupy 3 nights a year, whereas the thread sustains life for the other 362.  Ergo the thread takes priority.

Correct. 

[Hotchilidog]

11 minutes ago, Doug85 said:

Don't forget Brit Awards night in that thread. It's always a laugh. 

I don't even watch the Brits, I just read the thread. It's great entertainment

[Gnomicide]

 

[nikkic]

7 minutes ago, Quark said:

I tried doing the BRIT night with Mrs Q on the sofa watching it with me last year.  Will go back to watching it solo this year, just felt a bit odd talking more to people online than my wife sat next to me

A few more years of marriage and it’ll be the norm.

[circus92]

2 hours ago, Sasperella said:

 This hasn't been a "hot topic" for weeks!

Great job - its hot right now 😀

[wro_lap]

I can confirm that I am definitely not looking forward to Ticket Day.

[circus92]

Everyone will be logging on and thinking something important has been announced 🤣

[Quark]

Most of us don't fall for that shit anymore.  Hot topics are 70% Simpsons memes, 25% nonsense, 4% old rehashed jokes and 1% Neil losing his shit with us like a primary school teacher with a post stag weekend hangover.

[Sasperella]

2 minutes ago, circus92 said:

Everyone will be logging on and thinking something important has been announced 🤣

This was basically my intention the whole time 

[Homer]

12 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Glastonbury headliners only occupy 3 nights a year, whereas the thread sustains life for the other 362.  Ergo the thread takes priority.

Not missed a Glasto since 97. Part of me suspects I only keep going as I don't know what I'd do with my life for the rest of the year without a reason to come on this forum* (I might, you know, actually do something more constructive, such as learning that second language or masturbate more frequently.)

(*He typed despite not currently having a 2020 ticket.)

[Sasperella]

1 minute ago, Quark said:

Most of us don't fall for that shit anymore.  Hot topics are 70% Simpsons memes, 25% nonsense, 4% old rehashed jokes and 1% Neil losing his shit with us like a primary school teacher with a post stag weekend hangover.

I legit like the 40% nonsense though!! It's better than nowt!

[Rubber Soldier]

2 minutes ago, Quark said:

Most of us don't fall for that shit anymore.  Hot topics are 70% Simpsons memes, 25% nonsense, 4% old rehashed jokes and 1% Neil losing his shit with us like a primary school teacher with a post stag weekend hangover.

 

[jparx]

5 minutes ago, Quark said:

Most of us don't fall for that shit anymore.  Hot topics are 70% Simpsons memes, 25% nonsense, 4% old rehashed jokes and 1% Neil losing his shit with us like a primary school teacher with a post stag weekend hangover.

I'm a total sucker for a hot topic on efests. Y'all had me hook, line and sinker.

[Quark]

Just now, jparx said:

I'm a total sucker for a hot topic on efests. Y'all had me hook, line and sinker.

Really? In that case let me tell you about my need for someone to help me move my incredible lottery winnings into a UK bank before the government freezes my accounts

[Ayrshire Chris]

22 minutes ago, Doug85 said:

• Tickets arrived thread

A belter of a thread.  See tickets up to ninety percent dispatched, folk on here posting pictures of received tickets and you are still sweating, checking see tickets and  looking for the postman!  Who started that thread anyway? 

[Crazyfool01]

48 minutes ago, Quark said:

I joined the forum the day before that announcement.  It was quite the introduction.

There was me thinking you'd been around longer than me .... must be the avatar  

[Quark]

I've just never changed it.  I find a formula that works and stick to it.

See also: my jokes, wardrobe

[Sasperella]

18 minutes ago, jparx said:

I'm a total sucker for a hot topic on efests. Y'all had me hook, line and sinker.

The orange hot sign genuinely fills me with joy

[vintagelaureate]

it got me... 

I think the headliners were dusted this early for '17? no? 

 

[Crazyfool01]

wonder what the criteria for a hot topic is ? 

[Ayrshire Chris]

4 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

wonder what the criteria for a hot topic is ? 

You’ve altered your hat again? 😉

[jparx]

25 minutes ago, Quark said:

Really? In that case let me tell you about my need for someone to help me move my incredible lottery winnings into a UK bank before the government freezes my accounts

Where do I click?!!!!

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

You’ve altered your hat again? 😉

dont think the fancy dress thread has ever been a hot topic ....much as ive tried ... mostly it was me just talking to myself  

[MaxPower]

2 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

 

Still to look forward to:

• Self confirmations ramping up

• Predicting the next announcement 

• 1st poster day

• Who's playing which stage and when

• Who hasn't made the 1st poster 

• Resale joy and despair 

• Individual area announcements 

• Full lineup 

• Clashfinder 

• Clash joy and despair

• The Weather Thread joy and despair 

• State of the ground thread

• Tickets arrived thread

• Someone losing their ticket

• eFests meet thread

• Setting off thread

• Post festival joy and despair

• Ticket day

 

 

And repeat.

The main event tbh.

[SwedgeAntilles]

2015 was the year I started posting regularly. I remember sitting in a beer garden in Glasgow in the days before The Who announcement confidently telling Mrs Antilles it was going to be Blur. Still hurts.