Corona Virus - Should we be worried?

[The Red Telephone]

6 minutes ago, sime said:

What a shit death

I had a friend die in one of those new fancy toilets they have at Glastonbury now.

Authorities conducted a Com-Post Mortem afterwards.

Edited March 5, 2020 by The Red Telephone

[Earth_pig]

Someone has died now in the UK

[Deaf Nobby Burton]

12 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

from a music biz newsletter I get....

 

 

Sam Fender postponing a gig isn’t an indication of anything 

[lukethekid]

2 minutes ago, The Red Telephone said:

I had a friend die in one of those new fancy toilets they have at Glastonbury now.

Authorities conducted a Com-Post Mortem afterwards.

Get out 

[TorontoScot]

9 minutes ago, sime said:

What a shit death

Wanted for turd degree murder

[Crazyfool01]

5 minutes ago, The Red Telephone said:

I had a friend die in one of those new fancy toilets they have at Glastonbury now.

Authorities conducted a Com-Post Mortem afterwards.

he wasn't an mp was he ? im sure there was an mp death in a turdis ?   

Edited March 5, 2020 by crazyfool1

[Ayrshire Chris]

37 minutes ago, grilladelphia said:

the weather thread / state of the ground has a lotttt of catching up to do..

I am confident big dog and @deebeedoobee won’t let us down. As soon As the state of his paws are reported that thread will just grow and grow! 

[Big Bellend]

eFestivals, can you stop being a prick and take this restriction off?

 

It was a light hearted joke, what is wrong with you?

[squirrelarmy]

29 minutes ago, Earth_pig said:

Someone has died now in the UK

An elderly patient with severe underlying conditions. 

Sad news but still no reason to panic.

Second Brit to die, first was on the cruise ship who was also elderly with existing health problems. 
 

Number of cases in the UK is now 115 which means the number of cases per day is actually slowing. 
 

 

[jparx]

[eFestivals]

26 minutes ago, Big Bellend said:

eFestivals, can you stop being a prick and take this restriction off?

 

It was a light hearted joke, what is wrong with you?

tell you what, you stop posting like a big bellend as well as ask me to change your name to reflect your new improved self and I'll let you post.

[Guest]

You could say that’s the end of Bellend...

[lukethekid]

38 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

tell you what, you stop posting like a big bellend as well as ask me to change your name to reflect your new improved self and I'll let you post.

😂 Belter post that 

[DeadAmos]

40 minutes ago, eFestivals said:

tell you what, you stop posting like a big bellend as well as ask me to change your name to reflect your new improved self and I'll let you post.

Have I missed something

[Sasperella]

8 minutes ago, DeadAmos said:

Have I missed something

I've no idea what's going on...

Potentially a regular efester set up a new account under the name Big Bellend, and Neil clocked it and blocked his (I'm assuming is a guy...) regular account so he is lumbered with Big Bellend forever?

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Sasperella said:

I've no idea what's going on...

Potentially a regular efester set up a new account under the name Big Bellend, and Neil clocked it and blocked his (I'm assuming is a guy...) regular account so he is lumbered with Big Bellend forever?

Big Bellend posted a tasteless, offensive joke (I didn’t see it) which was removed. He tried to claim it infringed his freedom of speech, people disputed that and outlined why. He then kept bringing it up. 

[whitehorses]

1 minute ago, Ozanne said:

Big Bellend posted a tasteless, offensive joke (I didn’t see it) which was removed. He tried to claim it infringed his freedom of speech, people disputed that and outlined why. He then kept bringing it up. 

No. Different user. #Block9Gate

Edited March 5, 2020 by whitehorses

[Guest]

Shit I got that completely wrong. Sorry.

[Crazyfool01]

I thinking confessing his love for me tipped things over the edge  

[lukethekid]

13 minutes ago, whitehorses said:

No. Different user. #Block9Gate

Was it not the same user under a different name?

Edit: And Mr EFestivals had changed their name to Big Bellend?

Edited March 5, 2020 by lukethekid

[Sku]

Taken from Glasto Chat

[whitehorses]

19 minutes ago, lukethekid said:

Was it not the same user under a different name?

Edit: And Mr EFestivals had changed their name to Big Bellend?

No... The Fatwa for a poor taste joke was issued against ChickenBob. I don’t know what sin against social justice bigbellend has done.

edit: actually I see what you’re asking, sorry I misunderstood. Yeah maybe, Idk 

Edited March 5, 2020 by whitehorses

[TheWaters]

14 minutes ago, lukethekid said:

Was it not the same user under a different name?

Edit: And Mr EFestivals had changed their name to Big Bellend?

Nah, different accounts and I would assume different people. Big Bellend doesn’t seem that much of a Big Bellend

[Crazyfool01]

Big bellend had that user name from the start 

[HeyPorter]

Big Bellend is definitely an old regular poster on here, convinced it’s a certain SFA fan.