Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds...

[Quark]

2 hours ago, dentalplan said:

Noel's still a prick but there are levels between "nah I'm not wearing a mask, what's the point?" and "the virus isn't real" or "the virus was planned" or whatever the c**ts say, so let's not go too crazy.

Oh I'm not going to petition to have him removed off Spotify or anything. Just adds to his prick-o-meter

[Quark]

33 minutes ago, zahidf said:

 

Love it but shame it's an LG fake / parody jobbie.

He's bloody right though 

[Quark]

Not putting this on the New Music thread because, well, you'll see.

Somehow he's managed to drag it out across 5 minutes, but stick with it if you can.  It's....incredible.  Imagine a GCSE poetry project about conspiracy theories set to the only 4 chords your little brother can play on his guitar. 

Edited September 18, 2020 by Quark

[Tommy101]

A month ago I'd have been impressed that Jedward even knew who Van Morrison was. They've gone up in my estimation

[CaledonianGonzo]

4 hours ago, eastynh said:

I once had an ex member of Oasis fit some doors in my house. He said Noel is a bad knob but Liam is proper sound. Tony McCarroll (sp?) says the same in his book.

This warrants further investigation IMHO.

If it wasn't Tony McCarroll, then the shortlist narrows dramatically.

Given that most of the others aren't Manchester based my money is on Guigsy.

[Hugh Jass]

5 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

This warrants further investigation IMHO.

If it wasn't Tony McCarroll, then the shortlist narrows dramatically.

Given that most of the others aren't Manchester based my money is on Guigsy.

I’m gonna go for Scott McLeod.

(Look him up kids)

[Hugh Jass]

Although they’ve had so many drummers the field is wide open.

[CaledonianGonzo]

This is a minefield. Do you think 'bad knobs' were on his mind just due to his being in the door business?

[CaledonianGonzo]

I like my Liams like I like my fitted doors. Proper sound.

[Hugh Jass]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

This is a minefield. Do you think 'bad knobs' were on his mind just due to his being in the door business?

I’d like to think it’s his standard response when dealing with handle suppliers:

”Mate, I’ve been in Oasis, so I know a bad nob when I see one”.

[CaledonianGonzo]

I won't name him, but his door fitting firm 'What's the Door-y Morning Door-y' will sort you right out.

[Punksnotdead]

5 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

I won't name him, but his door fitting firm 'What's the Door-y Morning Door-y' will sort you right out.

Taxi for CalGon! 🙂

[Hugh Jass]

The Hinge-u Times.

[CaledonianGonzo]

To Guigsy, fitting a door: "Like The Doors mate?"

Guigsy: "Robbie Krieger is well-hung, but Jim Morrison is off his fucking hinges"

[priest17]

I always wonder about walls rather than doors with oasis

[Quark]

Lintel By Lintel

[dentalplan]

Little Frames

[Quark]

3 minutes ago, Punksnotdead said:

Taxi for CalGon! 🙂

Welcome to an eFests pun run

[Hugh Jass]

Are we sure it wasn’t Liam?

Wall Of Glass Partitions?

[kingcrawler]

At least after Guigsy’s been we know A Bell Will Ring.

[priest17]

I assume everyone else is sat ready to pounce hoping the door puns spread in Ian Browns direction

[CaledonianGonzo]

13 minutes ago, Punksnotdead said:

Taxi for CalGon! 🙂

Door'nt look back in anger mate

[Hugh Jass]

14 minutes ago, Quark said:

Welcome to an eFests pun run

 

[Quark]

What's The Story Mortice Glory?

[Hugh Jass]

13 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Door'nt look back in anger mate

Don’t Lock Back In Anger surely?