Good news thread..

[Wellyboot]

1 hour ago, squirrelarmy said:

 

Beer garden next to a canal. 
 

Looks lovely 

[Ayrshire Chris]

Managed to make it up in the hills today, with only my trusty Glastonbury water bottle for company. After the recent rains paths were swampy, as bad as outside the cider bus in 2016!

[Wellyboot]

I've got all the good news today! Off work, got presents delivered this morning "just cos", Greggs for dinner and nail day!!

Oh AND the suns out 🌞🌞🌞

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

9 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

I've got all the good news today! Off work, got presents delivered this morning "just cos", Greggs for dinner and nail day!!

Oh AND the suns out 🌞🌞🌞

I get all of that. All of it. Well, apart from the Greggs bit, that is. 

[squirrelarmy]

15 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

Oh AND the suns out 🌞🌞🌞

Have you left Manchester for the day?

[Wellyboot]

19 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

Have you left Manchester for the day?

Not even in manny but we don't get the sun often! That's why it's good news  😁

[Sasperella]

1 hour ago, Wellyboot said:

I've got all the good news today! Off work, got presents delivered this morning "just cos", Greggs for dinner and nail day!!

Oh AND the suns out 🌞🌞🌞

How many Gregg's pastys does one have to eat before it constitutes dinner???

[Wellyboot]

59 minutes ago, Sasperella said:

How many Gregg's pastys does one have to eat before it constitutes dinner???

I usually get 3 and a cake 😂

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

4 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

I usually get 3 and a cake 😂

It has been a long, long time since I prayed to the Lord, but I am now doing so on behalf of your arteries.

As an aside, who'd have thought that Greggs would be the height of fashion. However, it is - here's a lady wearing a dress made out of their bags;

[Wellyboot]

3 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

It has been a long, long time since I prayed to the Lord, but I am now doing so on behalf of your arteries.

As an aside, who'd have thought that Greggs would be the height of fashion. However, it is - here's a lady wearing a dress made out of their bags;

Haha thank you!!

The trouble with the dress is the noise it'll make. Them bags are so crinkley you'd just annoy everyone with only the slightest movement 😂

[squirrelarmy]

1 minute ago, Wellyboot said:

Haha thank you!!

The trouble with the dress is the noise it'll make. Them bags are so crinkley you'd just annoy everyone with only the slightest movement 😂

I thought you’d be used to annoying everyone 

[Wellyboot]

12 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

I thought you’d be used to annoying everyone 

Ouch 😣

[Crazyfool01]

Good news ... I’ve just played badminton ....the bad news will be tomorow ...I don’t tend do do things in half measures  

[Wellyboot]

8 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

I don’t tend do do things in half measures  

Well we never would have guessed that! 😝 😊

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Wellyboot said:

Well we never would have guessed that! 😝 😊

Deliberate setup  

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

59 minutes ago, Wellyboot said:

Them bags are so crinkley you'd just annoy everyone with only the slightest movement

I don't think that anybody was suggesting that the wearer should shit (ala 'movement') into one of the bags! Mind you, in my opinion, there's very little difference between finding a turd in one of their bags and finding one of their products in one of their bags!

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

It has been a long, long time since I prayed to the Lord, but I am now doing so on behalf of your arteries.

As an aside, who'd have thought that Greggs would be the height of fashion. However, it is - here's a lady wearing a dress made out of their bags;

Ah, the old Chris D Burgh song

The lady in Greggs

she makes pasties for me 

[squirrelarmy]

On 8/10/2020 at 6:34 PM, Wellyboot said:

This is a butter pie. They are right nice!!

Now this is a pie. None of that weird Lancashire stuff 

[Wellyboot]

Ur missing mash beans and gravy

But it looks alright 

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Please forgive me for the following;

 

A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica. The same slice of pie costs $3 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[grumpyhack]

1 hour ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Ah, the old Chris D Burgh song

The lady in Greggs

she makes pasties for me 

 

[Wellyboot]

Just now, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Please forgive me for the following;

 

A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica. The same slice of pie costs $3 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

😂😂😂😂 hahaha that's awful but so funny!

[Crazyfool01]

4 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

Please forgive me for the following;

 

A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica. The same slice of pie costs $3 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

horrendous ........ and funny  

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, grumpyhack said:

 

That’s the one, tremendous in the Avalon last year!

 

Edited August 13, 2020 by Ayrshire Chris

[guypjfreak]

As I am fucking off tomo 

I'd like to wish you all a great weekend old sons .. If needed I'll be face first pissed as a fart in a wet field that me and my mates are going to be be calling glastonbury