Rolling Chance of Glastonbury 2022 Thread

[blutarsky]

3 minutes ago, vintagelaureate said:

Did he use a knife, scissors, cutter or just fold it?

He’s definitely an eat as it comes kind of guy

However it’s served it goes straight in his mouth

[Gilgamesh69]

12 hours ago, vintagelaureate said:

Did he use a knife, scissors, cutter or just fold it?

Neither. He just tore it apart with his bare hands

[parsonjack]

13 hours ago, Gilgamesh69 said:

The other night I dreamt that I was in the queue for Glastonbury. Michael was at the gate, giving out slices of pizza to everyone.


100%

I bet it was the best pizza ever. 

[Smeble]

50/50 really could go either way, if it does go ahead it’s going to be majorly UK artist heavy.

 

[semmtexx]

Really hope 100%

100% need to get tickets first. 

Off to greenman in a couple weeks and 100% excited! 

[parsonjack]

Still 87%....

[Gnomicide]

99.9%

Only a nee strain that the vaccine doesn't work against can stop us now.

It's on, motherfuckers. Start your engines.

[northernringo]

90%

[Freddyflintstonree]

Back up to 95%

[Avalon_Fields]

Yeah, ever the optimist. 99%. Can’t see why not. We can imagine all sorts of apocalyptical happenings such as the deadliest variant ever, but it’s gonna be ok.

[March Hare]

49%

[kalifire]

85% happening

75% I'll be there

[mcshed]

13 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

Only a nee strain

Look if you strain your knee and have to miss out that is obviously a disaster for you but I don't think it's a big enough deal to cancel the whole thing.

[Matt42]

6 hours ago, kalifire said:

85% happening

75% I'll be there

Oh man I feel you - we are moving into some weird period where things are getting better but travel remains extremely complicated. I really don’t know how long it’s going to take until we can freely travel again.

[Quark]

1 hour ago, mcshed said:

Look if you strain your knee and have to miss out that is obviously a disaster for you but I don't think it's a big enough deal to cancel the whole thing.

Gnomicide at Glastonbury or we riot

[Gnomicide]

1 hour ago, mcshed said:

Look if you strain your knee and have to miss out that is obviously a disaster for you but I don't think it's a big enough deal to cancel the whole thing.

I'd spotted the typo but thought I'd leave it there to see which smartarse would comment.

You've not let me down 😄

32 minutes ago, Quark said:

Gnomicide at Glastonbury or we riot

Damn right.

[Chapple12345]

100% - if it doesn't happen a new super variant will have emerged which will have wiped us all out 

[balthazarstarbuck]

45%. 

[found home in 2009]

75%

Lots of events are going ahead successfully just now so should be good, but the virus does seem to be seasonal and winter is the time the government will be most worried about NHS being stretched, so I suppose there is a risk we have restrictions at winter and Glastonbury has to cancel due to uncertainty (only for other festivals that are later in the year to be fine).

[Chapple12345]

1 minute ago, found home in 2009 said:

75%

Lots of events are going ahead successfully just now so should be good, but the virus does seem to be seasonal and winter is the time the government will be most worried about NHS being stretched, so I suppose there is a risk we have restrictions at winter and Glastonbury has to cancel due to uncertainty (only for other festivals that are later in the year to be fine).

You raise the biggest issue, Glasto has such a big build compared to other festivals and requires far more people so perhaps it's biggest USP is its downfall. Decisions will need to be made early wheras smaller ones like Latitude only officially announced they were going ahead a month before it started. Still I'm currently certain it will go ahead, especially as festivals are going ahead now as you've mentioned so - 100% 

[stuartbert two hats]

85%

[northernringo]

90%

[dotdash79]

100%

 

[jparx]

Seeing Tim Burgess on Twitter schlepping around loads of festivals over the last few weeks. Looks amazing. Yeah, totally 100%

[Ayrshire Chris]

It’s 100%. Never wavered from that prediction , well dropped to 99.999% once!