LAWKS! It’s the Next Announcement Thread 2022!

[incident]

6 minutes ago, Leyrulion said:

Headliners and subs for all main stages on all days as a minimum.

Assuming "all main stages" means the Pyramid, Other, Jazz World, Park, and JP - I don't think they've even managed that in any of the previous March posters.

[John the Moth]

19 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

I want a video of Michael unveiling each artist via the medium of interpretive dance.

No one needs to see that 😝

[kalifire]

Once we hit March (which I already have), there’s no good reason why it should be any one day over another. It could literally come from the morning of 1st onwards. 

[Leyrulion]

37 minutes ago, incident said:

Assuming "all main stages" means the Pyramid, Other, Jazz World, Park, and JP - I don't think they've even managed that in any of the previous March posters.

Fair point. Somewhere between three names and a full set then.

 

[gfa]

I think this is a lot more Truck Festival but what if they gave the poster after you pay your deposit on the confirmation scheme? Or maybe anagrams / individual acts so then people share them on Twitter. Can’t see it happening but would be incredibly exciting on here if that happened

[sedra]

Assuming we are all standing by our beds in the morning?? 

[Suprefan]

1 hour ago, gfa said:

I think this is a lot more Truck Festival but what if they gave the poster after you pay your deposit on the confirmation scheme? Or maybe anagrams / individual acts so then people share them on Twitter. Can’t see it happening but would be incredibly exciting on here if that happened

Sometimes thats been intriguing and rewarding but at this juncture its just a matter of giving us the damn poster without a lot of extra stuff you dont need. Bonnaroo had a day long infomercial  a few years ago that slowly revealed their lineup and would culminate with the full poster that evening. The poster leaked mid day so there was another 5 hours of useless broadcast. Bon Iver at his own festival didnt give you the lineup or schedule until you walked into the camp grounds the day before the festival.

[Ayrshire Chris]

3 hours ago, sedra said:

Assuming we are all standing by our beds in the morning?? 

I can’t get to sleep

[Crazyfool01]

1 hour ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

I can’t get to sleep

Surely it should be … I can’t get no sleep ? 🎵 

[Andy0808 v5]

Just tried paying the balance. Didn’t realise it was 9am..

I just want to make my offering early in the hope it’ll coax the festival gods into an announcement.

[Matt42]

4 minutes ago, Andy0808 v5 said:

Just tried paying the balance. Didn’t realise it was 9am..

I just want to make my offering early in the hope it’ll coax the festival gods into an announcement.

Believe it or not you’ve actually just reminded me it’s balance payment week… I can see where people forget now!

[Matt42]

Actually is the smart thing to do for everyone to hold off on payment? If the festival sees low numbers it might drop an announcement?

[kingcrawler]

9 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Actually is the smart thing to do for everyone to hold off on payment? If the festival sees low numbers it might drop an announcement?

[FloorFiller]

Yeah I agree everybody don’t pay your balances.

[Gnomicide]

24 minutes ago, Andy0808 v5 said:

Just tried paying the balance. Didn’t realise it was 9am..

I just want to make my offering early in the hope it’ll coax the festival gods into an announcement.

 

[kalifire]

Tick tock...

[John the Moth]

12 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Yeah I agree everybody don’t pay your balances.

My ticketless wife agrees 

[gfa]

26 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Actually is the smart thing to do for everyone to hold off on payment? If the festival sees low numbers it might drop an announcement?

Its better to sell some blind tickets then drop it as some small minority won’t like it and regret it

[CurlyPutz]

Still can't quiet believe it's actually happening after the last few years of utter shite. 

Take my money, I can't afford it but can't afford to miss another year. 😁

[blutarsky]

23 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Yeah I agree everybody don’t pay your balances.

If you really want to force their hand don’t pay it at all. 
#ResaleCrewSaboteurSquad

[Hugh Jass II]

44 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

Actually is the smart thing to do for everyone to hold off on payment? If the festival sees low numbers it might drop an announcement?

Why would that be smart? What happens you don’t pay today then something happens that puts you out of commission for a few days.

You’ll get the poster soon, just be patient.

[Matt42]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Why would that be smart? What happens you don’t pay today then something happens that puts you out of commission for a few days.

You’ll get the poster soon, just be patient.

I said that as if I’m not waiting to pay mine 9 on the dot.

Been a long time waiting for this. 

[Heather90]

Had a huge panic when I was unable to pay at 9am. Then I realise it was 9am CET and only 8am GMT. 😅

[JoeyT]

A social media post at 9am today to let everyone know that the balance window is now open will set a few hearts racing when notifications hit peoples phones.

Also, why is my heart suddenly filled with dread that within said post they will also say something along the lines of:

"we can't wait to share what we have in store for you all later this month"

Prompting an efests meltdown at what "later this month" actually means...

[Let Me Entertain You]

8 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Why would that be smart? What happens you don’t pay today then something happens that puts you out of commission for a few days.

You’ll get the poster soon, just be patient.

I thought Matt was joking?