LAWKS! It’s the Next Announcement Thread 2022!

[Euphoricape]

24 minutes ago, Hugh Jass II said:

I’m certainly not expecting much this week.

In a normal year we would only just have had the first poster.

When are we expecting the next drop then? After Easter maybe?

[the wonderwhy]

1 hour ago, squirrelarmy said:

Last time I went to Leeds fest was 2011 and kids were still setting tents on fire on the final night then. 

Last time I went to Reading someone lobbed a pita bread at my head. 

[Hugh Jass II]

4 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

When are we expecting the next drop then? After Easter maybe?

I’d expect the area announcements to start last week of April, maybe a week earlier…

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

9 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

Maybe he reveals it’s the truth this week and wasn’t an April fools after all 

If Friday taught me anything, when it comes to "area" reveals, the way I see it from this point, if it ain't official, it ain't official. Individual act leaks are different as they can often come directly from the source

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

3 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

Last time I went to Reading someone lobbed a pita bread at my head. 

I took a Tango bottle full of piss to the face watching Amy Winehouse at TITP 08. I literally watched it fly through the air in slow motion. Absolutely reeked. 

[TheGChild]

10 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

Last time I went to Reading someone lobbed a pita bread at my head. 

That's falafel!

[Florian Saucer Attack]

7 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

I took a Tango bottle full of piss to the face watching Amy Winehouse at TITP 08. I literally watched it fly through the air in slow motion. Absolutely reeked. 

How many times do I have to apologise for that?

[Crazyfool01]

im still hoping for the map release soon .... they've had long enough to work on it .... 

When is the New Map Out?
By Date:
20 January 2010: New map released
8 March 2011: Updated map released
16 April 2019: New Map released
19 April 2015: Updated map released
23 April 2016: New map released
27 April 2017: New Map
1 June 2013: Updated map released
8 June 2009: New Map
16 June 2014: Updated map released

courtesy Glasto Thingy  

[dentalplan]

58 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

I took a Tango bottle full of piss to the face watching Amy Winehouse at TITP 08. I literally watched it fly through the air in slow motion. Absolutely reeked. 

You know when you've been Tango'd.

[squirrelarmy]

59 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

I took a Tango bottle full of piss to the face watching Amy Winehouse at TITP 08. I literally watched it fly through the air in slow motion. Absolutely reeked. 

This is why I bought a helmet as my festival hat. 

[FrankieX]

1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

I took a Tango bottle full of piss to the face watching Amy Winehouse at TITP 08. I literally watched it fly through the air in slow motion. Absolutely reeked. 

500ml or 2 litre?

[Gnomicide]

At the risk of further damaging my sullied reputation, we can definitely expect at least one area in the next 2 weeks.

I know that's hardly a daring statement to make but expect something soon.

[vintagelaureate]

3 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

At the risk of further damaging my sullied reputation, we can definitely expect at least one area in the next 2 weeks.

I know that's hardly a daring statement to make but expect something soon.

I meant to ask, was the hint the other week specifically for the Helter Skelter joke as that is some commitment. 😂

I think when one area comes in, they all start rolling usually don't they?

[henry bear]

6 minutes ago, Gnomicide said:

At the risk of further damaging my sullied reputation, we can definitely expect at least one area in the next 2 weeks.

I know that's hardly a daring statement to make but expect something soon.

If they haven’t already cancelled the festival because of your prank!

[Gnomicide]

2 minutes ago, vintagelaureate said:

I meant to ask, was the hint the other week specifically for the Helter Skelter joke as that is some commitment. 😂

I think when one area comes in, they all start rolling usually don't they?

It may have been.

[Hugh Jass II]

1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

I took a Tango bottle full of piss to the face watching Amy Winehouse at TITP 08. I literally watched it fly through the air in slow motion. Absolutely reeked. 

 

[mjfiddy]

1 hour ago, Gnomicide said:

It may have been.

Well played sir

[TheDayman]

2 hours ago, crazyfool1 said:

I got confused over @gnomicide and if that was relating to the April the 1st thing or not ? 

2 hours ago, stuie said:

I think that was the helter skelter debacle 😂

2 hours ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

At the risk of opening up old wounds, @Gnomicide revealed his news on Friday 

Haha, the gift that keeps on giving 😂

And here was me proudly thinking I hadn't fallen for any April fools this year!

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 hour ago, FrankieX said:

500ml or 2 litre?

Five hundred horrific millilitres of stale, three-days-on-the-Magners piss. With bits in. Thank fuck it was late on Sunday 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 hour ago, dentalplan said:

You know when you've been Tango'd.

🤣🤣🤣

[Beerqueen]

Oh the cups of liquid chucked around at V - and the quick question to each other - "was it warm?".  I don't miss that.

[Smeble]

13 hours ago, philipsteak said:

Yep. I'm 45 and the festival absolutely shouldn't pander to me. There are plenty of festivals out there that do, and I don't want to go to them.

I'm the oldest on my group, the youngest is about 15 years younger, so they help with highlighting good new stuff for me. Although saying that some of them have 'older' taste than me. 

Pander no, but nor should they ignore you. The festival is for everyone, irrespective of age, race or dare I say it political leanings.

 

[rascalpete]

16 minutes ago, Beerqueen said:

Oh the cups of liquid chucked around at V - and the quick question to each other - "was it warm?".  I don't miss that.

And the walk through the UV lights wristband check thing back to the campsite was grim 

[Beerqueen]

1 minute ago, rascalpete said:

And the walk through the UV lights wristband check thing back to the campsite was grim 

Ah I live relatively locally so drove home each day.  The beer was expensive piss anyway so I didn't mind not drinking it.

[MaxPower]

14 hours ago, Hugh Jass II said:

Given Coachella is in a couple of weeks and there’s still no sign of his material you have to wonder if Kendrick knew his stuff wouldn’t be ready in time. By all accounts he was offered the gig very late in the day so maybe he didn’t want to rush?

 Would actually be happy with this outcome - a set like his Las Vegas set would be insanely good.