LAWKS! It’s the Next Announcement Thread 2022!

[Suprefan]

10 minutes ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

Hopefully people will stop doubting my info now.

Call all 3 Pyramid and Other headliners with respective days then everyone will bend the knee.

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Just now, Suprefan said:

Call all 3 Pyramid and Other headliners with respective days then everyone will bend the knee.

Afraid I don’t have info on this. I don’t think Kendrick is playing though and I don’t think Dua Lipa is playing the Other Stage either.

[the wonderwhy]

3 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

Call all 3 Pyramid and Other headliners with respective days then everyone will bend the knee.

Billie Eilish / Kings of Leon / Florence + The Machine 

Sam Fender / Dua Lipa / Pet Shop Boys 

Heard it here first. 

[Crazyfool01]

16 minutes ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

Hopefully people will stop doubting my info now.

tbh ive no idea when you are posting seriously ... in amongst all that crap about dabbing down 

[Freddyflintstonree]

2 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

Billie Eilish / Kings of Leon / Florence + The Machine 

Sam Fender / Dua Lipa / Pet Shop Boys 

Heard it here first. 

😳

[Hugh Jass]

Was there a day for Simz?

She’s been my ideal Friday night alternative to Billie for a while.

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

Was there a day for Simz?

She’s been my ideal Friday night alternative to Billie for a while.

No but when Janelle Monae was announced on the radio there was an article on the Glasto website afterwards which confirmed the day.

A dab up with the radio announcement followed by a swift dab down when she clashed with The Cure.

[fatyeti24]

25 minutes ago, philipsteak said:

Steve Bruce in the Poetry and Words tent

 

[AlexOvd]

3 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

Was there a day for Simz?

She’s been my ideal Friday night alternative to Billie for a while.

According to her website she is in France on Sunday, so she is very likely on Friday. 

[Hugh Jass]

2 minutes ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

No but when Janelle Monae was announced on the radio there was an article on the Glasto website afterwards which confirmed the day.

A dab up with the radio announcement followed by a swift dab down when she clashed with The Cure.

Either Friday or Saturday would make me far less concerned about the possibile Billie/Harry double.

[sisco]

9 minutes ago, the wonderwhy said:

Billie Eilish / Kings of Leon / Florence + The Machine 

Sam Fender / Dua Lipa / Pet Shop Boys 

Heard it here first. 

I really do think Sam Fender will headline the other stage now

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass said:

Either Friday or Saturday would make me far less concerned about the possibile Billie/Harry double.

Friday would be a great result. If I was going to the festival she’d have been pretty much my number one wish for that night.

Aside from Neutral Milk Hotel headlining the Park.

[Hugh Jass]

2 minutes ago, fatyeti24 said:

 

Giant man assassinated on football pitch…

[Hugh Jass]

Just now, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

Friday would be a great result. If I was going to the festival she’d have been pretty much my number one wish for that night.

Aside from Neutral Milk Hotel headlining the Park.

Yeah I’ve been banging the Simz Friday night WH drum for a while. Got a 1 in 3 chance of being right…

[Tommy Dickfingers]

24 minutes ago, Somto Unigwe Raphael said:

Only that J. Cole is booked, which I was told months back.

Serious?!

[the wonderwhy]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

Yeah I’ve been banging the Simz Friday night WH drum for a while. Got a 1 in 3 chance of being right…

1 in 2, she’s defo out of the Sunday contention 

 

[Hugh Jass]

1 minute ago, the wonderwhy said:

1 in 2, she’s defo out of the Sunday contention 

 

Friday it is then.

Or a Simz Saturday which makes me less bothered by Styles’ inevitable booking.

[Hugh Jass]

Hoping this Styles stuff isn’t true and my headline trio can be Simz, Macca and Kendrick.

[dentalplan]

Just now, Hugh Jass said:

Hoping this Styles stuff isn’t true and my headline trio can be Simz, Macca and Kendrick.

It isn't true. He wouldn't be playing Germany on the Sunday if he was headlining Glastonbury on the Saturday. Plus Billie Eilish and Harry Styles aren't gonna headline the same year.

No fucking SHOT.

[Somto Unigwe Raphael]

Mr. Plan is right. If the Saturday headline slot is up for grabs it’s going to Dua Lipa before it’s going to Harry Styles.

Said it for ages and I’ll say it again:

Billie Eilish / Dua Lipa / Paul McCartney

Though tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if Macca bails.

[the wonderwhy]

It’s Little Simz / Kings of Leon / Florence and the Machine for you 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Tend to agree that if Emily is facing Grogu's Dilemma of Hazza or Dua she'll push the big button marked Disco Bangers.

[WestCountryGirl]

Been moping about the apparent Macca absence, but the reminder that this potentially frees me up to see Dua - wherever she is - has put a smile right back on my face. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Saturday nights all about getting mad with it to some dancefloor destroyers and more and more people are saying it.

[gigpusher]

Very glad that the festival listened to me about Little Simz on West Holts. That will be epic on the other hand if I am not there now I'll be devastated.