Self Confirmed 2022

[Brave Sir Robin]

5 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

Seems to be a guy who DJs from a machine he carries around his neck, while simultaneously painting a picture. Standard.

[bethannny]

11 hours ago, JoeyT said:

This has always sounded amazing.

What time do they tend to be on? Just thinking of the trek required from East Camper fields...!

Yeah, 10am - Greenpeace. Come on the Thursday and a part of our crew (30-40ish) do it every year in fancy dress. I’m planning to be a ‘bat out of hell’ for this year. 

[kalifire]

Fatboy’s been dabbed down from the Other stage headliner slot he was given a couple of years ago, then. Making way for The Prodigy is my guess. 

Edited March 12, 2022 by kalifire

[gfa]

2 hours ago, kalifire said:

Fatboy’s been dabbed down from the Other stage headliner slot he was given a couple of years ago, then. Making way for The Prodigy is my guess. 

Not before their warmup shows - maybe next year

[Homer]

Jarvis just told RadMac that he's playing Glastonbury with Jarv:Is.

[Tuna]

Just now, Homer said:

Jarvis just told RadMac that he's playing Glastonbury with Jarv:Is.

They're on the poster. 

[kalifire]

3 hours ago, gfa said:

Not before their warmup shows - maybe next year

Hmm. Assuming we’re still due an Other headliner, I wonder who it could be. Is Dua definitely out? 

[FloorFiller]

35 minutes ago, kalifire said:

Hmm. Assuming we’re still due an Other headliner, I wonder who it could be. Is Dua definitely out? 

Yeah she’s out. Don’t see any reason why she wouldn’t be on the first poster, and it’s probably far more likely that she’ll be back to headline the thing outright in the next couple of years. 

[Gnomicide]

10 hours ago, Brave Sir Robin said:

Seems to be a guy who DJs from a machine he carries around his neck, while simultaneously painting a picture. Standard.

 

[dentalplan]

Mik doesn't look so Artistik in comparison

[Matt42]

3 hours ago, kalifire said:

Hmm. Assuming we’re still due an Other headliner, I wonder who it could be. Is Dua definitely out? 

Nothing solid other than she wasn’t on poster 1. She’s still free that Saturday. 

[kalifire]

1 minute ago, Matt42 said:

Nothing solid other than she wasn’t on poster 1. She’s still free that Saturday. 

Please, clash gods, don’t put Dua and Simz against each other. Kenny and Bicep is bad enough. 

[Obiginnaw]

6 hours ago, kalifire said:

Hmm. Assuming we’re still due an Other headliner, I wonder who it could be. Is Dua definitely out? 

now might be a guest with Megan Thee Stallion and announce next year or something?

[Tommy Dickfingers]

On 3/11/2022 at 5:39 PM, Matt42 said:

Tony Christie

https://www.midweekherald.co.uk/things-to-do/tony-christie-honiton-before-glastonbury-8751680

Hahaha yes

[Deaco85]

[Homer]

On 3/12/2022 at 9:51 AM, Tuna said:

They're on the poster. 

Ha, whoops! I've not got a ticket so I'm not super-familiar with the line-up.

[gigpusher]

6 hours ago, Deaco85 said:

Yay love Professor Elemental

[Mr Benn]

On 3/12/2022 at 9:55 AM, kalifire said:

Hmm. Assuming we’re still due an Other headliner, I wonder who it could be. Is Dua definitely out? 

Jack White?

[FloorFiller]

6 minutes ago, Mr Benn said:

Jack White?

Would be a strange choice to put up against Macca. Far more likely to be a dance or pop act rather than another guitar act. 

[dotdash79]

5 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Far more likely to be a dance or pop act rather than another guitar act. 

 

[mcshed]

4 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Would be a strange choice to put up against Macca. Far more likely to be a dance or pop act rather than another guitar act. 

I don't know why people say this, every year they put acts with similar fan bases on at the same time all the time, they don't give a stuff. Now I don't think it'll be Jack White as I can't see any reason why he wouldn't have been on the first poster but not because he's too similar to Paul.

[FloorFiller]

1 minute ago, mcshed said:

I don't know why people say this, every year they put acts with similar fan bases on at the same time all the time, they don't give a stuff. Now I don't think it'll be Jack White as I can't see any reason why he wouldn't have been on the first poster but not because he's too similar to Paul.

Obviously it’s unavoidable at times with Glastonbury hosting so many acts on so many stages with tight schedules they’re working to, but they obviously try and cater to different crowds when it comes to headliner time, especially on the top two stages. More often than not who’s headlining the Pyramid and who’s headlining the Other are like chalk and cheese, and that’s usually the case for all of the top five stages. 

[incident]

4 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Would be a strange choice to put up against Macca. Far more likely to be a dance or pop act rather than another guitar act. 

Aside from that - if Jack White does happen to be on the farm that day, never mind the overlap in fans, I think there's a pretty high chance he'd want to see Macca himself. He's cited Macca as a major influence several times in the past, and has appeared at a show honouring him.

[mcshed]

20 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Obviously it’s unavoidable at times with Glastonbury hosting so many acts on so many stages with tight schedules they’re working to, but they obviously try and cater to different crowds when it comes to headliner time, especially on the top two stages. More often than not who’s headlining the Pyramid and who’s headlining the Other are like chalk and cheese, and that’s usually the case for all of the top five stages. 

If Jack White said he can do Saturday night then that's when they'd stick him on, they wouldn't just be like na not this year mate we reckon you cross over too much with Macca.

[Euphoricape]

1 hour ago, FloorFiller said:

Would be a strange choice to put up against Macca. Far more likely to be a dance or pop act rather than another guitar act. 

Prodigy 🙏 🦀