How is the ground on site ? ;-)

[pilton digger]

8 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Jack the dog?  Isn’t that illegal? 

No, but Rodger is probably suspect.

[Ayrshire Chris]

11 minutes ago, pilton digger said:

No, but Rodger is probably suspect.

Depends on what part of the country you live in 

[Rula912]

Loving Jack the dog 

[deebeedoobee]

14th June

T-8

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 19.4 degrees at 0909 with humidity at 80%. Consequent tent conditions - water, I need water….

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 5 days. Duck is attending his/ her/ their graduation ceremony as a newly qualified turtle dove with honours.

* Diver is considering deploying anti-Coldplay defensive munitions          (v feckin large ones).

* In the jungle, the mighty jungle. A whim- a- way, a whim-a-way.

* Current wind condition - still.  Miss Pat needs to apply factor 50 or she’ll be making yoghurt. Current reading is IICON. 0 okta gin clear, no filter used.

*  sticky stick ……game over. The Well resembles Jurassic World. Ground condition is Bluebird toffee, no hammer. If you are old enough, you know.

* Today’s weather picture is Arlo’s post-modernist expression of existential dread.

[parsonjack]

Out of upvotes but stunning stuff.....Schafernaker could learn a lot from @deebeedoobee

Edited June 14, 2022 by parsonjack

[4AssedMonkey]

Dee, you remain my hero, but please tell Arlo he is my new favourite graphic artist.

[deebeedoobee]

1 hour ago, parsonjack said:

Out of upvotes but stunning stuff.....Schafernaker could learn a lot from @deebeedoobee

When ever I hear his name it always gives me this ear worm. Boom boom schafernaker.....of course it could just be me.....

[deebeedoobee]

1 hour ago, 4AssedMonkey said:

Dee, you remain my hero, but please tell Arlo he is my new favourite graphic artist.

If only you could see his face when I tell him an assed monkey likes his art!

[Quark]

9 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

When ever I hear his name it always gives me this ear worm. Boom boom schafernaker.....of course it could just be me.....

This is the one I always think of now. Skinny Lister's update to their usual John Kanaka track 😄

 

 

[fightoffyour]

10 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

If only you could see his face when I tell him an assed monkey likes his art!

aren't all monkeys assed? 4 on the other hand? 4, that's insane.

[deebeedoobee]

24 minutes ago, Quark said:

This is the one I always think of now. Skinny Lister's update to their usual John Kanaka track 😄

 

 

For the love of God noooo, not 2 ear worms

[Quark]

9 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

For the love of God noooo, not 2 ear worms

It's my revenge for the haunted cow face picture 

[blutarsky]

Quite like being the straight man to Dee's comedy packed posting. 

[deebeedoobee]

13 minutes ago, blutarsky said:

Quite like being the straight man to Dee's comedy packed posting. 

You're drawing a hedgehog verrrry slowly aren't you 

[pilton digger]

38 minutes ago, Quark said:

It's my revenge for the haunted cow face picture 

I can do more you know ..........

[Quark]

8 minutes ago, pilton digger said:

I can do more you know ..........

Please don't. I've hardly slept for 5 nights and I'm starting to smell colours.

[deebeedoobee]

15th June

T-7

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 17.9 degrees at 0842 with humidity at 86%. Consequent tent conditions - egg fried in 2 minutes.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 6 days. Duck, now as a newly qualified turtle dove, is mincing around like a pound shop drag queen.

* Diver stans a lesser known character from the beloved childrens’ TV show.

* Milky milky replacement auditions taking place. How do you want to be woken up?

* Current wind condition - still.  Miss Pat is currently reading Hinkley Point C. She has been immobile for so long a spider has started to set up home on her. Al Ci. 1 okta.

*  The Twig formally known as sticky stick has left the building. Negotiating Well redundancy package. Ground condition is unpopped corn.
 

* Arlo has completed his commission of Jack the Weather Dog.

 

[paulshane]

is that FFC on the badge on the pyramid ?

 

[blutarsky]

Drier than Will Self 

[pilton digger]

15 minutes ago, paulshane said:

is that FFC on the badge on the pyramid ?

 

It is. 

[paulshane]

2 minutes ago, pilton digger said:

It is. 

cool, i'll be wearing this one (that I bought well over 30 years ago now) next week 🙂

[pilton digger]

9 minutes ago, paulshane said:

cool, i'll be wearing this one (that I bought well over 30 years ago now) next week 🙂

The badfge we are using is of a  similar vintage

[deebeedoobee]

16th June

T-6

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :
*  HFH records 17.7 degrees at 0824. with humidity at 86%. Consequent tent conditions - you are no longer sleeping in your tent. The slice of pizza stuck to your face is evidence of last nights carnage.

* RAM jam jar is currently dry. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm, no rain for the last 7 days. Duck’s drag worked, he’s pulled.

* Diver is saying what you all think.

* Current wind condition - still.  Miss Pat is currently reading Marys gate. Practically ginners. 0 okta.

*  Stickless. Ground condition is Walkers salt n vinegar.

* Arlo has been having a history lesson and has learnt about clip art.

[squirrelarmy]

We’re getting to the point where the predicted showers this weekend may actually be needed. 
 

We won’t be using mallets to put in our tent pegs but pneumatic hammers. 

[deebeedoobee]

2 minutes ago, squirrelarmy said:

We’re getting to the point where the predicted showers this weekend may actually be needed. 
 

We won’t be using mallets to put in our tent pegs but pneumatic hammers. 

Very true. Was planting a rose yesterday. Dug down a foot or so and no moisture at all. The ground is rock hard.