How is the ground on site ? ;-)

[Cooter]

Mine told me to park it and dedicate only 5mins daily to think about it. Actually I don't even know what "it" is anymore so it can't of existed in reality, whatever it was.

Edited May 22, 2022 by Cooter

[deebeedoobee]

So it’s June, it’s Glastonbury festival month, here goes…..

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 20.9 degrees at 1400 with 58% humidity. Consequent tent conditions - badgers gusset.

* RAM jam jar is empty. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. No rain for 24 hours.

* Current winds light and not enough to moooove Miss Pat. Current reading is Simons house. Blue skies overhead with occasional CB, 2 oktas.

*  sticky stick is in danger of snapping as the well is empty, and drier than a lizards vodka martini. Ground conditions are scrape of butter on rivita.

 

 

Edited June 1, 2022 by deebeedoobee

[Hotchilidog]

Sh*t is now officially getting real! Love it!

[Tranquility of Solitude]

Top work as always @deebeedoobee only forecast worth paying attention to. Keep it coming!

[irnkrtn]

25 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

So it’s June, it’s Glastonbury festival month, here goes…..

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 20.9 degrees at 1400 with 58% humidity. Consequent tent conditions - badgers gusset.

* RAM jam jar is empty. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. No rain for 24 hours.

* Current winds light and not enough to moooove Miss Pat. Current reading is Simons house. Blue skies overhead with occasional CB, 2 oktas.

*  sticky stick is in danger of snapping as the well is empty, and drier than a lizards vodka martini. Ground conditions are scrape of butter on rivita.

 

 

ITS REALLY HAPPENING!!!! I got a little emotional reading this hahaha

[bexj]

Out of upvotes, but @deebeedoobee, this is more exciting than the arrival of my ticket this morning!

[JoeyT]

With this and @Sawdusty surfer's updates about to start I'm very quickly reaching peak excitement and it's far to soon 😂

[Quark]

41 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

So it’s June, it’s Glastonbury festival month, here goes…..

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 20.9 degrees at 1400 with 58% humidity. Consequent tent conditions - badgers gusset.

* RAM jam jar is empty. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. No rain for 24 hours.

* Current winds light and not enough to moooove Miss Pat. Current reading is Simons house. Blue skies overhead with occasional CB, 2 oktas.

*  sticky stick is in danger of snapping as the well is empty, and drier than a lizards vodka martini. Ground conditions are scrape of butter on rivita.

 

 

All the love and several pints of whatever your choice at the bar is Dee 🙂

[nikkic]

46 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

So it’s June, it’s Glastonbury festival month, here goes…..

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 20.9 degrees at 1400 with 58% humidity. Consequent tent conditions - badgers gusset.

* RAM jam jar is empty. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. No rain for 24 hours.

* Current winds light and not enough to moooove Miss Pat. Current reading is Simons house. Blue skies overhead with occasional CB, 2 oktas.

*  sticky stick is in danger of snapping as the well is empty, and drier than a lizards vodka martini. Ground conditions are scrape of butter on rivita.

 

 

If @deebeedoobeeis happy, I’m happy. 

[TheDayman]

55 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

*  HFH records 20.9 degrees at 1400 with 58% humidity. Consequent tent conditions - badgers gusset.

 

You need to get yourself a fresh & black tent 😉

[dazednconfused]

Yay! Favourite thread of the year. My ram jar jar homage tshirt from a few years back has already been found 😉

[gigpusher]

Out of upvotes but @deebeedoobeeyou are doing important work!! 

[Ayrshire Chris]

4 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

So it’s June, it’s Glastonbury festival month, here goes…..

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 20.9 degrees at 1400 with 58% humidity. Consequent tent conditions - badgers gusset.

* RAM jam jar is empty. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. No rain for 24 hours.

* Current winds light and not enough to moooove Miss Pat. Current reading is Simons house. Blue skies overhead with occasional CB, 2 oktas.

*  sticky stick is in danger of snapping as the well is empty, and drier than a lizards vodka martini. Ground conditions are scrape of butter on rivita.

 

 

@deebeedoobee, even better than Lucy

[deebeedoobee]

6 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

@deebeedoobee, even better than Lucy

I have a way to go before I get to Carol’s standard.

[Ayrshire Chris]

23 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

I have a way to go before I get to Carol’s standard.

Never! You are easily more accurate.  By the way anyone googling weather girls might get a bit of a shock with some of the Eh, images that turn up. , and I don’t mean the singers😉

Edited June 1, 2022 by Ayrshire Chris

[westholtschic]

Just arrived at our caravan site in Glastonbury and the ground is good and tent pegs went in only with a mallet 

[deebeedoobee]

7 hours ago, JoeyT said:

With this and @Sawdusty surfer's updates about to start I'm very quickly reaching peak excitement and it's far to soon 😂

Deep breaths chuck

[deebeedoobee]

6 hours ago, gigpusher said:

Out of upvotes but @deebeedoobeeyou are doing important work!! 

Its tough work but someone has to make the sacrifice. 

[deebeedoobee]

6 hours ago, dazednconfused said:

Yay! Favourite thread of the year. My ram jar jar homage tshirt from a few years back has already been found 😉

Give it a scrub and I'll keep an eye out for it this year.

[deebeedoobee]

6 hours ago, TheDayman said:

You need to get yourself a fresh & black tent 😉

Is that that posh chocolate? 

[deebeedoobee]

7 hours ago, nikkic said:

If @deebeedoobeeis happy, I’m happy. 

Me? Always happy. Especially as my new mantra is

Less Pants, More party

[deebeedoobee]

7 hours ago, Tranquility of Solitude said:

Top work as always @deebeedoobee only forecast worth paying attention to. Keep it coming!

Its in the diary.  Next one should be a morning  report to replicate sleeping in conditions. 

[deebeedoobee]

2nd June

T-20

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 13.4 degrees at 0753 with humidity above 95%. Consequent tent conditions - dripping on your smashed face.

* RAM jam jar is empty. Todays duckometer reading is 0.0 mm. No rain for 24 hours.

* snake-slitherability - high, heavy dew, with wet testicles dragging on the ground.

* Current wind condition - still. Miss Pat becalmed. Current reading is Simon’s bird table. Blue skies overhead with Ci and As, 1 okta. 

*  sticky stick records an empty well, and registers Ghandi’s flip flop . Ground conditions are a heavily misted Chuck Norris.

[Jay Pee]

Wet Testicles. Are they on ShitTV or Park Stage?

[blutarsky]

12 hours ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Never! You are easily more accurate.  By the way anyone googling weather girls might get a bit of a shock with some of the Eh, images that turn up. , and I don’t mean the singers😉

Scorchio!