How is the ground on site ? ;-)

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, lucyginger said:

Hello fellow ground watchers!!! I'm a bit late to the party this year, but here I am! 

Have I missed much? I haven't read through..... 

it’s all fine there’s still ground 

[lucyginger]

4 minutes ago, crazyfool1 said:

it’s all fine there’s still ground 

Hallelujah! There's still ground!!! 🙂

[a6l6e6x]

There may be ground but is there Gravity

[Losing my hair]

19 minutes ago, lucyginger said:

Hello fellow ground watchers!!! I'm a bit late to the party this year, but here I am! 

Have I missed much? I haven't read through..... 

Hi Lucy,
It's dry just about sums it it.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Looking pretty good

[blutarsky]

Having taken on board @deebeedoobee's feedback and endured @squirrelarmy's sarcasm (lowest form of wit etc) I present a new and improved Cumulative Rainfall graph. 

[squirrelarmy]

4 minutes ago, blutarsky said:

endured @squirrelarmy's sarcasm

Me? Sarcastic? 
😂

[deebeedoobee]

5 minutes ago, blutarsky said:

Having taken on board @deebeedoobee's feedback and endured @squirrelarmy's sarcasm (lowest form of wit etc) I present a new and improved Cumulative Rainfall graph. 

9/10

Well done. Much improved. Have a house point/ gold star/ merit ( delete as appropriate)

Docked one point for late handing in of homework 

 

[deebeedoobee]

8th June

T-14

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 17.7 degrees at 0949 with humidity at 79%. Consequent tent conditions - snuggly in your maggot, soon to realise someone has robbed your wallet.

* RAM jam jar is damp. Todays duckometer reading is 0.5 mm, from the last 24 hours, barely a moist cavity. 

* Diver regretting the rubber and helmet look. Woodpecker beak on ball action.

* Current wind condition - light breeze.  Miss Pat swaying, reading Burford Cross. Nb, 5 okta. 

*  sticky stick bending whilst still managing to slip inside. Still no sign of any water in the well . Ground conditions are jammy dodger.

* Festival weather map added for science freaks.

 

[balti-pie]

now thats a map 👍 strangely chuffed to see Sussex officially in the Nice bit

[pilton digger]

3 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

now thats a map 👍 strangely chuffed to see Sussex officially in the Nice bit

south of the M4 border innit

[blutarsky]

18 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

Best weather map I've ever seen. What do you reckon to this @The Nal?

Cumulative rainfall chart now updated: 

[Quark]

14 minutes ago, balti-pie said:

now thats a map 👍 strangely chuffed to see Sussex officially in the Nice bit

Preach it brother

[DirtyLurker]

20 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

8th June

T-14

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 17.7 degrees at 0949 with humidity at 79%. Consequent tent conditions - snuggly in your maggot, soon to realise someone has robbed your wallet.

* RAM jam jar is damp. Todays duckometer reading is 0.5 mm, from the last 24 hours, barely a moist cavity. 

* Diver regretting the rubber and helmet look. Woodpecker beak on ball action.

* Current wind condition - light breeze.  Miss Pat swaying, reading Burford Cross. Nb, 5 okta. 

*  sticky stick bending whilst still managing to slip inside. Still no sign of any water in the well . Ground conditions are jammy dodger.

* Festival weather map added for science freaks.

 

By far the best forecasts - loving the new science bits😉

[Sundance]

1 hour ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

8th June

T-14

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 17.7 degrees at 0949 with humidity at 79%. Consequent tent conditions - snuggly in your maggot, soon to realise someone has robbed your wallet.

* RAM jam jar is damp. Todays duckometer reading is 0.5 mm, from the last 24 hours, barely a moist cavity. 

* Diver regretting the rubber and helmet look. Woodpecker beak on ball action.

* Current wind condition - light breeze.  Miss Pat swaying, reading Burford Cross. Nb, 5 okta. 

*  sticky stick bending whilst still managing to slip inside. Still no sign of any water in the well . Ground conditions are jammy dodger.

* Festival weather map added for science freaks.

 

I really cannot express how much joy these updates bring me! Perfect reading with a cuppa. Thanks for your hard work @deebeedoobee

[yehbutnobut]

 

1 hour ago, deebeedoobee said:

*  sticky stick bending whilst still managing to slip inside.
 

[Ayrshire Chris]

2 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

8th June

T-14

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 17.7 degrees at 0949 with humidity at 79%. Consequent tent conditions - snuggly in your maggot, soon to realise someone has robbed your wallet.

* RAM jam jar is damp. Todays duckometer reading is 0.5 mm, from the last 24 hours, barely a moist cavity. 

* Diver regretting the rubber and helmet look. Woodpecker beak on ball action.

* Current wind condition - light breeze.  Miss Pat swaying, reading Burford Cross. Nb, 5 okta. 

*  sticky stick bending whilst still managing to slip inside. Still no sign of any water in the well . Ground conditions are jammy dodger.

* Festival weather map added for science freaks.

 

Love the Carry On Weather Forecast !  
if we want innuendo you certainly can give us one. 😉

[deebeedoobee]

3 hours ago, blutarsky said:

Best weather map I've ever seen. What do you reckon to this @The Nal?

Cumulative rainfall chart now updated: 

Thank you for the updated graph sir. 10/10. Have a Kit Kat.

[MEGABOWL]

16 hours ago, blutarsky said:

Having taken on board @deebeedoobee's feedback and endured @squirrelarmy's sarcasm (lowest form of wit etc) I present a new and improved Cumulative Rainfall graph. 

This is why we come here

[rebus]

I'm looking.

[Quark]

1 hour ago, yehbutnobut said:

 

Don't encourage her for goodness' sake.

[lucyginger]

21 hours ago, Losing my hair said:

Hi Lucy,
It's dry just about sums it it.

PHEW!! 

3 hours ago, pilton digger said:

south of the M4 border innit

Anything north of Winchester is Foreign. 

38 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

Thank you for the updated graph sir. 10/10. Have a Kit Kat.

Surely you mean a Twix? 🙂 

[Mark H]

15 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

 

8th June

T-14

The current weather and ground conditions in Pilton are :

*  HFH records 17.7 degrees at 0949 with humidity at 79%. Consequent tent conditions - snuggly in your maggot, soon to realise someone has robbed your wallet.

* RAM jam jar is damp. Todays duckometer reading is 0.5 mm, from the last 24 hours, barely a moist cavity. 

* Diver regretting the rubber and helmet look. Woodpecker beak on ball action.

* Current wind condition - light breeze.  Miss Pat swaying, reading Burford Cross. Nb, 5 okta. 

*  sticky stick bending whilst still managing to slip inside. Still no sign of any water in the well . Ground conditions are jammy dodger.

* Festival weather map added for science freaks.

 

This is my favourite thread! I’m not resilient enough for the weather thread (!) so I’m focusing my efforts here. I love that your updates come out about 9pm NZ time and I try to enjoy them with ice cream because that seems like the right thing to do.

What is HFH?

[Curlygirl]

It's almost 3am, I feel sick I'm so tired, yet this thread has had me smiling from start to finish. You've certainly upped your game Dee... I'm loving the new additions, especially Mrs Pat, but what does okta mean? Is that a sciency weather thing? Much love to Big Dog, I miss him x

HAHAHA, just noticed the writing on the last flag 🤣

Edited June 9, 2022 by Curlygirl

[Losing my hair]

1 hour ago, Mark H said:

This is my favourite thread! I’m not resilient enough for the weather thread (!) so I’m focusing my efforts here. I love that your updates come out about 9pm NZ time and I try to enjoy them with ice cream because that seems like the right thing to do.

What is HFH?

I'm assuming that it's Habitat For Humanity