This time next week I’ll be…

[squirrelarmy]

Somewhere on site with cider in hand. 

[Spindles]

Hopefully in and set up, mildly drunk and more than a little emotional.

Cannot.  Fucking.  Wait.

[Obiginnaw]

probably in the medical tent for getting too excited 

 

someone in the group has to play that role each day so i'm getting my contribution in early doors so i don't miss the music

Edited June 15, 2022 by Obiginnaw

[Crazyfool01]

Starting my journey with a walk to the bus … pyramid hat precariously wobbling on top of my head …. Might get a taxi !!! 

[The Clearest Blue]

I’ll be quite drunk by now, will have pitched the tent and got ‘distracted’ at the Cider bus on the way to find lunch. Usually stand up to go to the loo and realise from my spinning head I’ve had four pints of festival cider on an empty stomach! 

[Metal Monkey]

I'll have been on the coach 10 minutes, hopefully! I wonder how many times I'll be checking the map to see how far is left?

[Obiginnaw]

1 minute ago, The Clearest Blue said:

I’ll be quite drunk by now, will have pitched the tent and got ‘distracted’ at the Cider bus on the way to find lunch. Usually stand up to go to the loo and realise from my spinning head I’ve had four pints of festival cider on an empty stomach! 

do you also always give that cheeky smile in the portaloo mirror as you walk out of it at this point? because that's my lowkey highlight of a festival on the first day 😂

[ghandi]

Looking at the weather forecast......... 🤪

[JoeyT]

Here

 

[The Clearest Blue]

15 minutes ago, Obiginnaw said:

do you also always give that cheeky smile in the portaloo mirror as you walk out of it at this point? because that's my lowkey highlight of a festival on the first day 😂

Can’t say I’ve encountered may portaloo’s at Glastonbury, I think I know what you mean though! 

[Toilet Duck]

stood in a massive queue waiting for See to find my ticket I expect!

 

 

[LoraMaze]

Trying not to sample the stronger stuff until at least sun down 

[downtherabbithole]

probably stuck on a delayed train, crammed in like sardines, sipping a can of cider anyway while being jealous of my friends who are already there

[balthazarstarbuck]

Likely losing in my mind still stuck in a queue in Paddington Station, waiting for the last chopper out of Saigon.

[FuzzyDunlop]

Passing out due to the heat

[Bennykill]

traipsing along the motorway with fears of dread and panic on how far I'm gonna have to walk to find a spot for my groups tents

[a6l6e6x]

Probably passed out in my tent

[Smeble]

Just wandering around taking it all in having not been there since 2017, probably going everywhere via the Cider Bus to stop blood diluting my cider system.

[Smeble]

19 minutes ago, a6l6e6x said:

Probably passed out in my tent

When I went to KC in 2018 I managed to get drunk, pass out, wake up and vaguely sober up all between arriving just after lunch and the arena opening up late afternoon. Got the ‘I’m not with this twat’ look from my wife all evening.  

[squirrelarmy]

Sat on the hill below the Glasto sign getting ready for my first Glasto sunset in 5 years. 

[TheGChild]

4 hours ago, Obiginnaw said:

do you also always give that cheeky smile in the portaloo mirror as you walk out of it at this point? because that's my lowkey highlight of a festival on the first day 😂

((fist bump))

[TheGChild]

Drunk. Sunburnt. Happy.

[PassingCloud]

Bit tipsy. Bit stoned. Very Happy! 

[Pinhead]

4 hours ago, JoeyT said:

Here

 

I remember watching him back b4 everyone knew who he was on same bandstand, in the rain, and there was about 10 people there. Amazing how its all changed - now a serious go to on the day. Great stuff.

[kalifire]

Trying to act more sober than I am to satisfy my ex that I don’t continue to have a drinking problem whilst at the same time resenting having to do so and ultimately concluding that it matters none since we’re not together now anyway.