2023 Stage Predictions

[BenG92]

47 minutes ago, churlie100 said:

 

Friday: Hard-Fi > Blondie > Carley Rae Jepsen > Lana Del Rey > Little Simz > Rosalia

Saturday: The Coral > Soul Glo > The Comet is Coming > black midi > JPEGMAFIA > Pendulum > Fred Again

Sunday:  Nia Archives > James > Sleep Token > The Chicks > The 1975 > Reg

 

That'll do, Jim. 

[NorthernSoul52]

1 hour ago, churlie100 said:

Right, from the combined powers of the Glasto Fest Feed predictions page, nearby festival line-ups and my own wishful thinking, I've done a full prediction:

(Any weird typos are because I did this in the notes app on my work computer which has a very aggressive autocorrect function.)

Friday

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Lana Del Rey / Carly Rae Jepsen / Blondie / Easy Life / Hard-Fi

Other

Bon Iver / Little Simz / Becky Hill / Pale Waves / Alvvays / Maisie Peters / McFly

West Holts

Rosalia / UB40 / Young Fathers / Sudan Archives / Rachel Chinouriri / Noga Erez / Los Bitchos

John Peel

Hot Chip / Caroline Polachek / Bloc Party / Orville Peck / Shame / Witch Fever / Nell Mescal

Park

FKA Twigs / Alt-J / Florence And The Machine (secret) / Jack Johnson / Ethel Cain / Jockstrap / Joesef

 

Saturday

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses / Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / The Black Keys / The Wombats / Hard-Fi / Cat Burns

Other

Fred Again / Pendulum / Sioux / Viagra Boys / Circa Waves / The Lathum / The Coral

West Holts

Loyle Carner / Maggie Rogers / JPEGMAFIA / black midi / The Comet Is Coming / Soul Glo / Flo

John Peel

Orbital / Iggy Pop / Slowthai / Confidence Man / Creeper / Darkside / Rebecca Black

Park

Paul Weller / Ben Howard / Ashnikko / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Gwenno / Dolores Forever / Hamish Hawk

 

Sunday

Pyramid

Elton John / The 1975 / BLACKPINK / Rod Stewart / James / The Courteeners / Local Band

Other

QOTSA / Johnny Marr / The Chicks / Sleep Token / The Wombats / Waxahatchee / Holly Humberstone

West Holts

Mabel / Jessie Ware / Candi Staton / Pinkpantheress / Tinariwen / Nia Archives / Madison McFerrin

John Peel

Editors / Sparks / Yard Act / Kyary Pam Pamyu / Warpaint / Skullcrusher / Millie Manders & The Shut

Park

Jamie T / Regina Spektor / Bleachers / Nation of Language / Jessie Buckley & Bernard Butler / The Moldy Peaches / Cavetown

Wish to run with the immediate caveat that I'd hope to not see The 1975 given I feel they are headliner-level at this point, but otherwise!

Friday: Nell Mescal → Jockstrap → Alvvays → Carly Rae Jepsen → Bloc Party* → Pulp → Arctic Monkeys

Saturday: Cat Burns → Hard-Fi** → Creeper → Unknown Mortal Orchestra → Lewis Capaldi → Iggy Pop→ Guns 'n' Roses

Sunday: Cavetown → Waxahatchee → James → Rod Stewart → BLACKPINK*** → The 1975**** → Elton John

*(If LDR plays Love, I'm there.)
**(Hard-Fi appear to be on the Pyramid twice, so there for their Saturday slot.)
***(If Bleachers have a Bruce Springsteen cameo, I'm there.)
****(If Sparks confirm it's their final show on British soil, I'm there.)

Despite my best wishes, I ultimately am a Pyramid headliner whore; in 2016 and 2017, saw all six, despite only planning to do a combined three originally.

[stanh]

2 hours ago, churlie100 said:

Right, from the combined powers of the Glasto Fest Feed predictions page, nearby festival line-ups and my own wishful thinking, I've done a full prediction:

(Any weird typos are because I did this in the notes app on my work computer which has a very aggressive autocorrect function.)

Fri: McFly -> Easy Life/Maisie Peters -> Blondie -> Carly Rae Jepson -> Lana/Becky/F+TM -> Pulp -> Rosalía

Sat: FLO -> Hard-Fi -> The Wombats -> Confidence Man -> Slowthai/JPEGMAFIA -> Lizzo -> Fred Again..

Sun: Holly Humberstone -> Nia Archives -> PinkPantheress -> Candi Staton/Bleachers/BLACKPINK -> The 1975 -> Elton John

[gfa]

4 hours ago, churlie100 said:

Right, from the combined powers of the Glasto Fest Feed predictions page, nearby festival line-ups and my own wishful thinking, I've done a full prediction:

(Any weird typos are because I did this in the notes app on my work computer which has a very aggressive autocorrect function.)

Friday

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Lana Del Rey / Carly Rae Jepsen / Blondie / Easy Life / Hard-Fi

Other

Bon Iver / Little Simz / Becky Hill / Pale Waves / Alvvays / Maisie Peters / McFly

West Holts

Rosalia / UB40 / Young Fathers / Sudan Archives / Rachel Chinouriri / Noga Erez / Los Bitchos

John Peel

Hot Chip / Caroline Polachek / Bloc Party / Orville Peck / Shame / Witch Fever / Nell Mescal

Park

FKA Twigs / Alt-J / Florence And The Machine (secret) / Jack Johnson / Ethel Cain / Jockstrap / Joesef

 

Saturday

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses / Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / The Black Keys / The Wombats / Hard-Fi / Cat Burns

Other

Fred Again / Pendulum / Sioux / Viagra Boys / Circa Waves / The Lathum / The Coral

West Holts

Loyle Carner / Maggie Rogers / JPEGMAFIA / black midi / The Comet Is Coming / Soul Glo / Flo

John Peel

Orbital / Iggy Pop / Slowthai / Confidence Man / Creeper / Darkside / Rebecca Black

Park

Paul Weller / Ben Howard / Ashnikko / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Gwenno / Dolores Forever / Hamish Hawk

 

Sunday

Pyramid

Elton John / The 1975 / BLACKPINK / Rod Stewart / James / The Courteeners / Local Band

Other

QOTSA / Johnny Marr / The Chicks / Sleep Token / The Wombats / Waxahatchee / Holly Humberstone

West Holts

Mabel / Jessie Ware / Candi Staton / Pinkpantheress / Tinariwen / Nia Archives / Madison McFerrin

John Peel

Editors / Sparks / Yard Act / Kyary Pam Pamyu / Warpaint / Skullcrusher / Millie Manders & The Shut

Park

Jamie T / Regina Spektor / Bleachers / Nation of Language / Jessie Buckley & Bernard Butler / The Moldy Peaches / Cavetown

hard fi are a uk fest exclusive somewhere, i think it was victorious?

some acts in very low slots e.g. Alt J

Johnny Marr and pendulum far too high

Jamie T did JP headline this year which is a pretty similar slot, can't see him coming back year after just to jump across main stages rather than up

[deadpheasant]

5 hours ago, churlie100 said:

Right, from the combined powers of the Glasto Fest Feed predictions page, nearby festival line-ups and my own wishful thinking, I've done a full prediction:

(Any weird typos are because I did this in the notes app on my work computer which has a very aggressive autocorrect function.)

Friday

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Lana Del Rey / Carly Rae Jepsen / Blondie / Easy Life / Hard-Fi

Other

Bon Iver / Little Simz / Becky Hill / Pale Waves / Alvvays / Maisie Peters / McFly

West Holts

Rosalia / UB40 / Young Fathers / Sudan Archives / Rachel Chinouriri / Noga Erez / Los Bitchos

John Peel

Hot Chip / Caroline Polachek / Bloc Party / Orville Peck / Shame / Witch Fever / Nell Mescal

Park

FKA Twigs / Alt-J / Florence And The Machine (secret) / Jack Johnson / Ethel Cain / Jockstrap / Joesef

 

Saturday

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses / Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / The Black Keys / The Wombats / Hard-Fi / Cat Burns

Other

Fred Again / Pendulum / Sioux / Viagra Boys / Circa Waves / The Lathum / The Coral

West Holts

Loyle Carner / Maggie Rogers / JPEGMAFIA / black midi / The Comet Is Coming / Soul Glo / Flo

John Peel

Orbital / Iggy Pop / Slowthai / Confidence Man / Creeper / Darkside / Rebecca Black

Park

Paul Weller / Ben Howard / Ashnikko / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Gwenno / Dolores Forever / Hamish Hawk

 

Sunday

Pyramid

Elton John / The 1975 / BLACKPINK / Rod Stewart / James / The Courteeners / Local Band

Other

QOTSA / Johnny Marr / The Chicks / Sleep Token / The Wombats / Waxahatchee / Holly Humberstone

West Holts

Mabel / Jessie Ware / Candi Staton / Pinkpantheress / Tinariwen / Nia Archives / Madison McFerrin

John Peel

Editors / Sparks / Yard Act / Kyary Pam Pamyu / Warpaint / Skullcrusher / Millie Manders & The Shut

Park

Jamie T / Regina Spektor / Bleachers / Nation of Language / Jessie Buckley & Bernard Butler / The Moldy Peaches / Cavetown

Friday is for the girls (& Shame): Witch Fever > Shame > Carly Rae Jepson > Lana Del Rey > Little Simz > FKA Twigs

Saturday is for high energy: Rebecca Black > Soul Glo > black midi > JPEGMAFIA> The Comet Is Coming > Lizzo > Fred Again..

Sunday is for Elton: Nia Archives > James > Sleep Token > BLACKPINK > The 1975 > Elton John

[westholtschic]

Think James are a UK exclusive to Latitude as well

[incident]

25 minutes ago, westholtschic said:

Think James are a UK exclusive to Latitude as well

James "Orchestral" is exclusive - as a regular set they'd be available.

[westholtschic]

8 minutes ago, incident said:

James "Orchestral" is exclusive - as a regular set they'd be available.

Must confess didn’t know they had 2 different sets 

[gfa]

1 hour ago, westholtschic said:

Must confess didn’t know they had 2 different sets 

think its a one off honestly, defo not a regular thing at least

[Gnomicide]

Upcoming James tour is with orchestra and they're then taking that to Latitude but they have other dates were it's just them (I booked tickets for Liverpool Waterfront today).

[Matt42]

As we approach March... Just a prediction.

Friday

Pyramid Stage: Arctic Monkeys // Pulp // Royal Blood // Wet Leg // Christine & The Queens

Other Stage: Wizkid // Fred Again.. // Hozier // CHVRCHES

West Holts: Grace Jones

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): Hot Chip

Park: Sparks

Saturday

Pyramid Stage: Guns N’ Roses // Lizzo // Lewis Capaldi // Aitch // The Chicks

Other Stage: Sam Smith // Becky Hill // NxWorries // Central Cee

West Holts: Aphex Twin

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): FKA TWIGS

Park: London Grammar

Sunday

Pyramid Stage: Elton John // Lil Nas X // BLACKPINK // Cat Stevens // Blondie 

Other Stage: Queens of the Stone Age // The War on Drugs // Rosalia // Dermott Kennedy

West Holts: Loyle Carner

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): Pendulum

Park: Death Grips

 

Very Special Guests: Foo Fighters (christening the new tent).

[Euphoricape]

49 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

As we approach March... Just a prediction.

Friday

Pyramid Stage: Arctic Monkeys // Pulp // Royal Blood // Wet Leg // Christine & The Queens

Other Stage: Wizkid // Fred Again.. // Hozier // CHVRCHES

West Holts: Grace Jones

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): Hot Chip

Park: Sparks

Saturday

Pyramid Stage: Guns N’ Roses // Lizzo // Lewis Capaldi // Aitch // The Chicks

Other Stage: Sam Smith // Becky Hill // NxWorries // Central Cee

West Holts: Aphex Twin

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): FKA TWIGS

Park: London Grammar

Sunday

Pyramid Stage: Elton John // Lil Nas X // BLACKPINK // Cat Stevens // Blondie 

Other Stage: Queens of the Stone Age // The War on Drugs // Rosalia // Dermott Kennedy

West Holts: Loyle Carner

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): Pendulum

Park: Death Grips

 

Very Special Guests: Foo Fighters (christening the new tent).

No prodigy?! Friday Pyramid looks incredible 

[Justcalledtosay]

Saturday is minging.

[Punisher]

On 2/22/2023 at 3:57 PM, churlie100 said:

Right, from the combined powers of the Glasto Fest Feed predictions page, nearby festival line-ups and my own wishful thinking, I've done a full prediction:

(Any weird typos are because I did this in the notes app on my work computer which has a very aggressive autocorrect function.)

Friday

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Lana Del Rey / Carly Rae Jepsen / Blondie / Easy Life / Hard-Fi

Other

Bon Iver / Little Simz / Becky Hill / Pale Waves / Alvvays / Maisie Peters / McFly

West Holts

Rosalia / UB40 / Young Fathers / Sudan Archives / Rachel Chinouriri / Noga Erez / Los Bitchos

John Peel

Hot Chip / Caroline Polachek / Bloc Party / Orville Peck / Shame / Witch Fever / Nell Mescal

Park

FKA Twigs / Alt-J / Florence And The Machine (secret) / Jack Johnson / Ethel Cain / Jockstrap / Joesef

 

Saturday

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses / Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / The Black Keys / The Wombats / Hard-Fi / Cat Burns

Other

Fred Again / Pendulum / Sioux / Viagra Boys / Circa Waves / The Lathum / The Coral

West Holts

Loyle Carner / Maggie Rogers / JPEGMAFIA / black midi / The Comet Is Coming / Soul Glo / Flo

John Peel

Orbital / Iggy Pop / Slowthai / Confidence Man / Creeper / Darkside / Rebecca Black

Park

Paul Weller / Ben Howard / Ashnikko / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Gwenno / Dolores Forever / Hamish Hawk

 

Sunday

Pyramid

Elton John / The 1975 / BLACKPINK / Rod Stewart / James / The Courteeners / Local Band

Other

QOTSA / Johnny Marr / The Chicks / Sleep Token / The Wombats / Waxahatchee / Holly Humberstone

West Holts

Mabel / Jessie Ware / Candi Staton / Pinkpantheress / Tinariwen / Nia Archives / Madison McFerrin

John Peel

Editors / Sparks / Yard Act / Kyary Pam Pamyu / Warpaint / Skullcrusher / Millie Manders & The Shut

Park

Jamie T / Regina Spektor / Bleachers / Nation of Language / Jessie Buckley & Bernard Butler / The Moldy Peaches / Cavetown

Arctic Monkeys, Bon Iver, Rosalía and FKA twigs clashing is my worst nightmare.

[nikkic]

23 minutes ago, Justcalledtosay said:

Saturday is minging.

Isn’t it just. 
 

 

[Matt42]

38 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

No prodigy?! Friday Pyramid looks incredible 

No I don’t think they are playing.

[wro_lap]

Give me Aphex Twin headlining WH Saturday night opposite GnR.

[Punisher]

On 2/22/2023 at 5:30 PM, NorthernSoul52 said:

Wish to run with the immediate caveat that I'd hope to not see The 1975 given I feel they are headliner-level at this point, but otherwise!

Friday: Nell Mescal → Jockstrap → Alvvays → Carly Rae Jepsen → Bloc Party* → Pulp → Arctic Monkeys

Saturday: Cat Burns → Hard-Fi** → Creeper → Unknown Mortal Orchestra → Lewis Capaldi → Iggy Pop→ Guns 'n' Roses

Sunday: Cavetown → Waxahatchee → James → Rod Stewart → BLACKPINK*** → The 1975**** → Elton John

*(If LDR plays Love, I'm there.)
**(Hard-Fi appear to be on the Pyramid twice, so there for their Saturday slot.)
***(If Bleachers have a Bruce Springsteen cameo, I'm there.)
****(If Sparks confirm it's their final show on British soil, I'm there.)

Despite my best wishes, I ultimately am a Pyramid headliner whore; in 2016 and 2017, saw all six, despite only planning to do a combined three originally.

Nell Mescal won’t be anywhere near the Pyramid, BBC introducing or very early JP at a stretch.

Edited February 26, 2023 by Punisher

[BenG92]

21 hours ago, Matt42 said:

As we approach March... Just a prediction.

Elton / QOTSA / Pendulum / Death Grips clash?

Do you just hate me personally or..? 

[1MessageAgainDoneLeak]

48 minutes ago, BenG92 said:

Elton / QOTSA / Pendulum / Death Grips clash?

Do you just hate me personally or..? 

Mad tough clashes - QOTSA I think though! 

[BambooShanks]

22 hours ago, Matt42 said:

As we approach March... Just a prediction.

 

That's pretty much perfect for me. No major clashes or difficult decisions.  

 

Just got to manifest this into existence now

[listenstolotsofcrap]

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in. + a little look towards '24 & '25.

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey / Royal Blood / Wet Leg / Christine & The Queens / Sparks
Ot: Wikzid // Fred Again.. / Chvrches / Two Door Cinema Club / (Kooks Other Opener)
WH: Grace Jones // NxWorries / Pusha T / Denzel Curry
JP: Hot Chip // Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama / Shame
Pa: Underworld (Live) // Thundercat / The Murder Capital / Julia Jacklin
Avalon: The B52s
Arcadia: Four Tet x Fred Again x Skrillex
IICON: Aphex Twin

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Aitch / Becky Hill / Sugababes
Ot: Sam Smith // Two Door Cinema Club / Central Cee / Caroline Polachek
WH: Loyle Carner // Kelis / SAULT / Wu-Lu
JP: Pendulum (Live) // Goldfrap / Death Grips / Nova Twins
Pa: Siouxie // Marcus Mumford / Weyes Blood / Fever Ray
Arcadia: Chemical Brothers (DJ Set)

Sunday
Py: Elton John // Lil Nas X / Blondie / Cat Stevens / Gilberto Gil + Family / Candi Staton
Ot: Queens of the Stone Age // The Black Keys / Slowthai / Dermot Kennedy
WH: The Prodigy (Live) // Rosalia / The Comet is Coming / Sudan Archives
JP: Editors // Angel Olsen / The Wombats / Yard Act / (Foo Fighers Secret Set)
Pa: FKA Twigs // Young Fathers / Japanese Breakfast / Alvvays
Arcadia: Haai b2b Jon Hopkins, VTSS b2b Daniel Avery, DnB DJs

2024:
Dua Lipa
Pulp
Madonna

2025:
The 1975
Harry Styles
Taylor Swift
 

Edited February 27, 2023 by listenstolotsofcrap

[moogster]

11 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in. + a little look towards '24 & '25.

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey / Royal Blood / Wet Leg / Christine & The Queens / Sparks
Ot: Wikzid // Fred Again.. / Chvrches / Two Door Cinema Club / (Kooks Other Opener)
WH: Grace Jones // NxWorries / Pusha T / Denzel Curry
JP: Hot Chip // Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama / Shame
Pa: Underworld (Live) // Thundercat / Marcus Mumford / Julia Jacklin
Avalon: The B52s
Arcadia: Four Tet x Fred Again x Skrillex
IICON: Aphex Twin

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Aitch / Becky Hill / Sugababes
Ot: Sam Smith // Two Door Cinema Club / Central Cee / Caroline Polachek
WH: Loyle Carner // Kelis / SAULT / Wu-Lu
JP: Pendulum (Live) // Goldfrap / Death Grips / Nova Twins
Pa: Siouxie // Bauhaus / Weyes Blood / Fever Ray
Arcadia: Chemical Brothers (DJ Set)

Sunday
Py: Elton John // Lil Nas X / Blondie / Cat Stevens / Gilberto Gil + Family / Candi Staton
Ot: Queens of the Stone Age // The Black Keys / Slowthai / Dermot Kennedy
WH: The Prodigy (Live) // Rosalia / The Comet is Coming / Sudan Archives
JP: Editors // Angel Olsen / The Wombats / Yard Act / (Foo Fighers Secret Set)
Pa: FKA Twigs // Young Fathers / Japanese Breakfast / Alvvays
Arcadia: Haai b2b Jon Hopkins, VTSS b2b Daniel Avery, DnB DJs

2024:
Dua Lipa
Pulp
Madonna

2025:
The 1975
Harry Styles
Taylor Swift
 

The sunday subs would be clashmaggedon!

[dreams_burn_down]

29 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in. + a little look towards '24 & '25.

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey / Royal Blood / Wet Leg / Christine & The Queens / Sparks
Ot: Wikzid // Fred Again.. / Chvrches / Two Door Cinema Club / (Kooks Other Opener)
WH: Grace Jones // NxWorries / Pusha T / Denzel Curry
JP: Hot Chip // Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama / Shame
Pa: Underworld (Live) // Thundercat / The Murder Capital / Julia Jacklin
Avalon: The B52s
Arcadia: Four Tet x Fred Again x Skrillex
IICON: Aphex Twin

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Aitch / Becky Hill / Sugababes
Ot: Sam Smith // Two Door Cinema Club / Central Cee / Caroline Polachek
WH: Loyle Carner // Kelis / SAULT / Wu-Lu
JP: Pendulum (Live) // Goldfrap / Death Grips / Nova Twins
Pa: Siouxie // Marcus Mumford / Weyes Blood / Fever Ray
Arcadia: Chemical Brothers (DJ Set)

Sunday
Py: Elton John // Lil Nas X / Blondie / Cat Stevens / Gilberto Gil + Family / Candi Staton
Ot: Queens of the Stone Age // The Black Keys / Slowthai / Dermot Kennedy
WH: The Prodigy (Live) // Rosalia / The Comet is Coming / Sudan Archives
JP: Editors // Angel Olsen / The Wombats / Yard Act / (Foo Fighers Secret Set)
Pa: FKA Twigs // Young Fathers / Japanese Breakfast / Alvvays
Arcadia: Haai b2b Jon Hopkins, VTSS b2b Daniel Avery, DnB DJs

2024:
Dua Lipa
Pulp
Madonna

2025:
The 1975
Harry Styles
Taylor Swift
 

Tried to work out where I'd be but there's just too many clashes 😂

Twigs headlining Park sounds great and might even be enough to pull me away from Elton

[BenG92]

32 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in. + a little look towards '24 & '25.

Fri: Denzel > Pusha > Lana  > Fred x Skrillex x Four Tet

Sat: Nova Twins > Death Grips > Lizzo > Chems

Sun: Sudan > Comet > Rosalia > Elton

Sure thing!