2023 Stage Predictions

[nikkic]

Fred Again ain’t headlining The Other stage.

WH this year. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Could Fred Again..... do the Legends Slot?

[clasher]

5 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Could Fred Again..... do the Legends Slot?

Nailed on, with guest performances by posh spice and jonny greenwood.

Edited December 2, 2022 by clasher

[Guest]

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, PJ Harvey
OS: Sam Smith, Rosalía, The Black Keys, Suede, Pale Waves
WH: Loyle Carner, Sault, Earl Sweatshirt, Pinkpantheress, Gabriels
JP: Lily Allen, Maggie Rogers, Everything Everything, The Chats, Sudan Archives
Pa: Porcupine Tree, Goldfrapp, 070 Shake, Noname, Jockstrap

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Blackpink, Christine + the Queens, Aitch
OS: Lizzo, Wizkid, Central Cee, Editors, Holly Humberstone
WH: Fred Again.., Mahalia, Gilberto Gil + Family, Tinariwen, Jpegmafia
JP: Manic Street Preachers, Belle + Sebastian, Rina Sawayama, Denzel Curry, Black Country New Road
Pa: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alvvays, Marcus Mumford, Shame, Sevdaliza

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, Lewis Capaldi, Robbie Williams, Billy Ocean
OS: The Prodigy, Courteeners, Wet Leg, Slowthai, King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard
WH: FKA twigs, Young Fathers, Buddy Guy, Kokoroko, Domi + JD Beck
JP: The War on Drugs, King Krule, Sampha, Muna, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: Knucks, Cleo Sol, The Comet is Coming, Orville Peck, Jessie Buckley + Bernard Butler

[sisco]

8 hours ago, gfa said:

I'm confused - are you saying you have info that Elton + 2 others of these are correct?

Sounds like it

[kingcrawler]

36 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, PJ Harvey
OS: Sam Smith, Rosalía, The Black Keys, Suede, Pale Waves
WH: Loyle Carner, Sault, Earl Sweatshirt, Pinkpantheress, Gabriels
JP: Lily Allen, Maggie Rogers, Everything Everything, The Chats, Sudan Archives
Pa: Porcupine Tree, Goldfrapp, 070 Shake, Noname, Jockstrap

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Blackpink, Christine + the Queens, Aitch
OS: Lizzo, Wizkid, Central Cee, Editors, Holly Humberstone
WH: Fred Again.., Mahalia, Gilberto Gil + Family, Tinariwen, Jpegmafia
JP: Manic Street Preachers, Belle + Sebastian, Rina Sawayama, Denzel Curry, Black Country New Road
Pa: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alvvays, Marcus Mumford, Shame, Sevdaliza

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, Lewis Capaldi, Robbie Williams, Billy Ocean
OS: The Prodigy, Courteeners, Wet Leg, Slowthai, King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard
WH: FKA twigs, Young Fathers, Buddy Guy, Kokoroko, Domi + JD Beck
JP: The War on Drugs, King Krule, Sampha, Muna, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: Knucks, Cleo Sol, The Comet is Coming, Orville Peck, Jessie Buckley + Bernard Butler

Would be happy with this. Two nights at the Pyramid with Warren Drug and the lads the only major casualty and then plenty of space at Lizzo or YYYs while the rest of the festival is at yer man Fred. Seems like Mad Cool are announcing on Monday so hoping for some interesting names there that we haven’t predicted yet.

[nikkic]

52 minutes ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, PJ Harvey
OS: Sam Smith, Rosalía, The Black Keys, Suede, Pale Waves
WH: Loyle Carner, Sault, Earl Sweatshirt, Pinkpantheress, Gabriels
JP: Lily Allen, Maggie Rogers, Everything Everything, The Chats, Sudan Archives
Pa: Porcupine Tree, Goldfrapp, 070 Shake, Noname, Jockstrap

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Blackpink, Christine + the Queens, Aitch
OS: Lizzo, Wizkid, Central Cee, Editors, Holly Humberstone
WH: Fred Again.., Mahalia, Gilberto Gil + Family, Tinariwen, Jpegmafia
JP: Manic Street Preachers, Belle + Sebastian, Rina Sawayama, Denzel Curry, Black Country New Road
Pa: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alvvays, Marcus Mumford, Shame, Sevdaliza

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, Lewis Capaldi, Robbie Williams, Billy Ocean
OS: The Prodigy, Courteeners, Wet Leg, Slowthai, King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard
WH: FKA twigs, Young Fathers, Buddy Guy, Kokoroko, Domi + JD Beck
JP: The War on Drugs, King Krule, Sampha, Muna, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: Knucks, Cleo Sol, The Comet is Coming, Orville Peck, Jessie Buckley + Bernard Butler

Friday night headliner choices would be awful (for me).

Then multiple “would sees” on the other nights.

So it’s a no from me! 

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Friday night headliner choices would be awful (for me).

Then multiple “would sees” on the other nights.

So it’s a no from me! 

Yeah same for me lol.

[CaledonianGonzo]

It's an absolute desert.  The land of wind and ghosts 

[Tranquility of Solitude]

13 minutes ago, nikkic said:

Friday night headliner choices would be awful (for me).

Then multiple “would sees” on the other nights.

So it’s a no from me! 

Was going to say +1 from me for this view, but I’d probably take it on the basis there might be someone on the Acoustic on Friday, followed by Doreen Doreen on Summer House stage.

[nikkic]

I’d go as far as saying it’d be the worst night for headliners in the history of the festival.

[CaledonianGonzo]

The Friday 2008 of Sunday 2014s

[Superunknown]

4 minutes ago, nikkic said:

I’d go as far as saying it’d be the worst night for headliners in the history of the festival.

After the Saturday just gone? No chance 

Just go Loyle, he’d smash that WH slot 

[s30foster]

Maybe you'll get Jamiroquai on the West Holt's? Pretty much been confirmed for Victorious Festival now 

[CaledonianGonzo]

 

[westholtschic]

6 minutes ago, s30foster said:

Maybe you'll get Jamiroquai on the West Holt's? Pretty much been confirmed for Victorious Festival now 

 

6 minutes ago, s30foster said:

Maybe you'll get Jamiroquai on the West Holt's? Pretty much been confirmed for Victorious Festival now 

Oh yes please 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

10 hours ago, leath02 said:

Reckon this could be quite close to reality, but would maybe bring Pulp in, and have the more obvious runs of -

Friday
Pyramid: Arctic Monkeys // Pulp
Other Stage: Sam Smith

Saturday
Pyramid: Guns N’ Roses // QOTSA
Other Stage: Fred Again

Sunday
Pyramid: Elton John // Lizzo
Other Stage: The Prodigy

Nailed it. But God damn you for putting Prodigy up against Reg. Swap Sam Smith around and you've got a deal

[nikkic]

13 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

After the Saturday just gone? No chance 

Just go Loyle, he’d smash that WH slot 

Macca x Jessie Ware x Queen Roisin x Jamie T was a 4-way clash for me.

And as much as I like Loyle and his down tempo beats, it wouldn’t be my choice to spend a headliner set at Glasto. 

[nikkic]

20 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

The Friday 2008 of Sunday 2014s

Imagine this was your first time going to the greatest festival in the world and you had to choose between Primark Elvis and the creator or Sheezus. 

[gfa]

16 hours ago, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, PJ Harvey
OS: Sam Smith, Rosalía, The Black Keys, Suede, Pale Waves
WH: Loyle Carner, Sault, Earl Sweatshirt, Pinkpantheress, Gabriels
JP: Lily Allen, Maggie Rogers, Everything Everything, The Chats, Sudan Archives
Pa: Porcupine Tree, Goldfrapp, 070 Shake, Noname, Jockstrap

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Blackpink, Christine + the Queens, Aitch
OS: Lizzo, Wizkid, Central Cee, Editors, Holly Humberstone
WH: Fred Again.., Mahalia, Gilberto Gil + Family, Tinariwen, Jpegmafia
JP: Manic Street Preachers, Belle + Sebastian, Rina Sawayama, Denzel Curry, Black Country New Road
Pa: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alvvays, Marcus Mumford, Shame, Sevdaliza

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, Lewis Capaldi, Robbie Williams, Billy Ocean
OS: The Prodigy, Courteeners, Wet Leg, Slowthai, King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard
WH: FKA twigs, Young Fathers, Buddy Guy, Kokoroko, Domi + JD Beck
JP: The War on Drugs, King Krule, Sampha, Muna, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: Knucks, Cleo Sol, The Comet is Coming, Orville Peck, Jessie Buckley + Bernard Butler

Realised how dull my music taste is with this one. Like this set up though - mostly because I can see all 3 headliners i'd like out of the rumoured bunch.

14 hours ago, s30foster said:

Maybe you'll get Jamiroquai on the West Holt's? Pretty much been confirmed for Victorious Festival now 

Opposite end of summer. Not sure where else Jamiroquai would really be though, lots of their usual fests have announced. Tramlines and Kendal i suppose then a glasto show?

[sisco]

5 minutes ago, gfa said:

Realised how dull my music taste is with this one. Like this set up though - mostly because I can see all 3 headliners i'd like out of the rumoured bunch.

Opposite end of summer. Not sure where else Jamiroquai would really be though, lots of their usual fests have announced. Tramlines and Kendal i suppose then a glasto show?

They’re playing something else too and I can’t remember it’s name… (was going to be lazy but I looked).  Lytham Festival playing Weds 28th June

[thewayiam]

On 12/2/2022 at 7:15 PM, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, PJ Harvey
OS: Sam Smith, Rosalía, The Black Keys, Suede, Pale Waves
WH: Loyle Carner, Sault, Earl Sweatshirt, Pinkpantheress, Gabriels
JP: Lily Allen, Maggie Rogers, Everything Everything, The Chats, Sudan Archives
Pa: Porcupine Tree, Goldfrapp, 070 Shake, Noname, Jockstrap

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Blackpink, Christine + the Queens, Aitch
OS: Lizzo, Wizkid, Central Cee, Editors, Holly Humberstone
WH: Fred Again.., Mahalia, Gilberto Gil + Family, Tinariwen, Jpegmafia
JP: Manic Street Preachers, Belle + Sebastian, Rina Sawayama, Denzel Curry, Black Country New Road
Pa: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alvvays, Marcus Mumford, Shame, Sevdaliza

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, Lewis Capaldi, Robbie Williams, Billy Ocean
OS: The Prodigy, Courteeners, Wet Leg, Slowthai, King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard
WH: FKA twigs, Young Fathers, Buddy Guy, Kokoroko, Domi + JD Beck
JP: The War on Drugs, King Krule, Sampha, Muna, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: Knucks, Cleo Sol, The Comet is Coming, Orville Peck, Jessie Buckley + Bernard Butler

I think your headliners, subs and other stage headliners will be correct, it's just in what order.

[maelzoid]

On 12/2/2022 at 7:15 PM, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, PJ Harvey
OS: Sam Smith, Rosalía, The Black Keys, Suede, Pale Waves
WH: Loyle Carner, Sault, Earl Sweatshirt, Pinkpantheress, Gabriels
JP: Lily Allen, Maggie Rogers, Everything Everything, The Chats, Sudan Archives
Pa: Porcupine Tree, Goldfrapp, 070 Shake, Noname, Jockstrap

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Blackpink, Christine + the Queens, Aitch
OS: Lizzo, Wizkid, Central Cee, Editors, Holly Humberstone
WH: Fred Again.., Mahalia, Gilberto Gil + Family, Tinariwen, Jpegmafia
JP: Manic Street Preachers, Belle + Sebastian, Rina Sawayama, Denzel Curry, Black Country New Road
Pa: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alvvays, Marcus Mumford, Shame, Sevdaliza

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, Lewis Capaldi, Robbie Williams, Billy Ocean
OS: The Prodigy, Courteeners, Wet Leg, Slowthai, King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard
WH: FKA twigs, Young Fathers, Buddy Guy, Kokoroko, Domi + JD Beck
JP: The War on Drugs, King Krule, Sampha, Muna, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: Knucks, Cleo Sol, The Comet is Coming, Orville Peck, Jessie Buckley + Bernard Butler

I’d certainly say stick rather than twist on this lineup.

Manics opposite GNR seems a bit of a clash. Both acts playing Sweet Child o Mine regularly these days.

[thewayiam]

1 hour ago, maelzoid said:

I’d certainly say stick rather than twist on this lineup.

Manics opposite GNR seems a bit of a clash. Both acts playing Sweet Child o Mine regularly these days.

Aye, the lineup doesn't do much on a mass of acts for me but does have a few must see's. I kind of expect Glastonbury to be like that for me now though and my head says I have one more left in me before it really does go over what I'd be willing to pay.

[MaxPower]

On 12/3/2022 at 6:15 AM, SomeoneListeningIn said:

Fri
Py: Arctic Monkeys, Pulp, Sade, Anderson .Paak + the Free Nationals, PJ Harvey
OS: Sam Smith, Rosalía, The Black Keys, Suede, Pale Waves
WH: Loyle Carner, Sault, Earl Sweatshirt, Pinkpantheress, Gabriels
JP: Lily Allen, Maggie Rogers, Everything Everything, The Chats, Sudan Archives
Pa: Porcupine Tree, Goldfrapp, 070 Shake, Noname, Jockstrap

Sat
Py: Guns N Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, Blackpink, Christine + the Queens, Aitch
OS: Lizzo, Wizkid, Central Cee, Editors, Holly Humberstone
WH: Fred Again.., Mahalia, Gilberto Gil + Family, Tinariwen, Jpegmafia
JP: Manic Street Preachers, Belle + Sebastian, Rina Sawayama, Denzel Curry, Black Country New Road
Pa: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alvvays, Marcus Mumford, Shame, Sevdaliza

Sun
Py: Elton John, Doja Cat, Lewis Capaldi, Robbie Williams, Billy Ocean
OS: The Prodigy, Courteeners, Wet Leg, Slowthai, King Gizzard + the Lizard Wizard
WH: FKA twigs, Young Fathers, Buddy Guy, Kokoroko, Domi + JD Beck
JP: The War on Drugs, King Krule, Sampha, Muna, Car Seat Headrest
Pa: Knucks, Cleo Sol, The Comet is Coming, Orville Peck, Jessie Buckley + Bernard Butler

Kind of see this being quite realistic, Friday is great for me. West Holts all day except a nip to Pyramid to catch Paak. 
 

Given the dearth of it this year, I think there will be more UK Hiphop/Grime/Drill in 2023 in addition to Loyle Carner, Slowthai and Aitch. Think at least one Central Cee, ArrDee or Jay1 will be there.

 

Edited December 5, 2022 by MaxPower