2023 Stage Predictions

[gfa]

2 hours ago, stanh said:

Don't think I have done one of these for Glasto before, so don't go in too hard - based it from some predictions in here, a few rumours floating in other threads and own personal taste. Not sure though if this is too strong, too heavy on certain genres, or placings completely off, but hey ho! Also no idea on the 'Legend' act, so just went with the safe option of Spice Girls.

Friday:

PY: Arctic Monkeys // Sam Smith / Royal Blood / RAYE / Wet Leg / Cat Burns

OS: Wizkid // Halsey / Mabel / Denzel Curry / Maggie Rogers / Suede (Special guest opener)

WH: Loyle Carner // Jungle / Maisie Peters / Shame

JP: Hot Chip // The Wombats / Alvvays / Everything Everything

PA: PJ Harvey // boygenius / Marcus Mumford / Muna

ARCADIA: Fred Again.. b2b Skrillex b2b Four Tet // The Blessed Madonna / Skin on Skin

 

Saturday:

PY: Guns N’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Bastille / Paloma Faith / The Specials

OS: Fred Again.. // Courteeners / Becky Hill / DMA’s / Holly Humberstone / FLO

WH: M83 // Kali Uchis / Confidence Man / Goldfrapp

JP: slowthai // King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard / Caroline Polachek / WILLOW

PA: London Grammar // Clairo / Angel Olsen / Snail Mail

ARCADIA: The Chemical Brothers (DJ Set) // Amelie Lens / Honey Dijon

 

Sunday:

PY: Elton John // Pulp / Lil Nas X / Spice Girls / Anne-Marie / Candi Staton

OS: The Prodigy // Rosalía / Central Cee / Alabama Shakes / Carly Rae Jepson / Kofi Stone

WH: Anderson .Paak & The Free Nationals // Kelis / Mahalia / Blood Orange

JP: Bloc Party // Rina Sawayama / Pinkpantheress / Soccer Mommy

PA: Yeah Yeah Yeahs // Father John Mistry / Emeli Sande / Black Midi

ARCADIA: Bou b2b Hedex // Vibe Chemistry b2b goddard / Serum

 

Others across the weekend: Beans on Toast, Biig Piig, Black Country, New Road, Fatboy Slim, Jockstrap, JPEGMAFIA, Knucks, Nova Twins, Pusha T, Sault, Shygirl

 

slight formatting note also, your 'the' acts are in the wrong place - they should just be mixed in based off second word

doubt clairo would be back in such a big slot too, no new album and her JP like 3pm set was empty

looks like i'm joining the chair gang on the sunday wow

1 hour ago, Euphoricape said:

Orbital missing too. JP or West Holts I reckon.

Yes please - park would work too tbh

[kingcrawler]

19 minutes ago, gfa said:

slight formatting note also, your 'the' acts are in the wrong place - they should just be mixed in based off second word

doubt clairo would be back in such a big slot too, no new album and her JP like 3pm set was empty

looks like i'm joining the chair gang on the sunday wow

Yes please - park would work too tbh

Was thinking the other day that Overmono subbing Orbital on the Park could work well.

[Karlos12345]

3 hours ago, FloorFiller said:

Not certain but they’re doing Euro festivals around the time and have Glasto weekend free so would make sense they were rebooked from 2020, either back as OS headliners or even subbing AM (I’m going with the latter). 

They were booked for 2020?

[dreams_burn_down]

Just for fun....

 

FRIDAY

Arctics // Lana Del Rey // Roxy Music // Joan Armatrading

Sam Smith // Robyn // Kehlani // The Hives

Sade // Fireboy DML // Asake // Obongjayar

Angel Olsen // The New Pornographers // Alvvays // Special Interest

Deftones // Turnstile // Death Grips // 100 Gecs

 

SATURDAY

GnR // Lizzo // Lewis Capaldi // Erasure

The Prodigy // Johnny Marr // Franz Ferdinand // Kelis

fka Twigs // Kano // Jazmine Sullivan // Kojey Radical

Yo La Tengo // Guided by Voices // Dean Wareham // Romero

Suede // The Cribs // PUP // A Certain Ratio

 

SUNDAY

Elton // Pulp // Lil Nas X // Spice Girls

Smashing Pumpkins // Bloc Party // Giggs // J Hus

Solange // Giveon // Dawn Richard // SAULT

Weyes Blood // The Breeders // Drugdealer // Wednesday

Hot Chip // Spoon // Kelela // Shygirl

[Euphoricape]

19 minutes ago, dreams_burn_down said:

Just for fun....

 

FRIDAY

Arctics // Lana Del Rey // Roxy Music // Joan Armatrading

Sam Smith // Robyn // Kehlani // The Hives

Sade // Fireboy DML // Asake // Obongjayar

Angel Olsen // The New Pornographers // Alvvays // Special Interest

Deftones // Turnstile // Death Grips // 100 Gecs

 

SATURDAY

GnR // Lizzo // Lewis Capaldi // Erasure

The Prodigy // Johnny Marr // Franz Ferdinand // Kelis

fka Twigs // Kano // Jazmine Sullivan // Kojey Radical

Yo La Tengo // Guided by Voices // Dean Wareham // Romero

Suede // The Cribs // PUP // A Certain Ratio

 

SUNDAY

Elton // Pulp // Lil Nas X // Spice Girls

Smashing Pumpkins // Bloc Party // Giggs // J Hus

Solange // Giveon // Dawn Richard // SAULT

Weyes Blood // The Breeders // Drugdealer // Wednesday

Hot Chip // Spoon // Kelela // Shygirl

Turnstile in that Friday night park slot would amazing. They were my highlight at Jp last year.

[Superunknown]

36 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

Turnstile in that Friday night park slot would amazing. They were my highlight at Jp last year.

Presume that's JP but would be an absolutely ridiculous run of Death Grips - Turnstile - Deftones, I wouldn't be moving.

[Euphoricape]

22 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Presume that's JP but would be an absolutely ridiculous run of Death Grips - Turnstile - Deftones, I wouldn't be moving.

 Just picturing something similar to when idles played the park in 2019. My favourite Glastonbury moment ever.

[listenstolotsofcrap]

1 hour ago, dreams_burn_down said:

FRIDAY

Arctics // Lana Del Rey // Roxy Music // Joan Armatrading

Sam Smith // Robyn // Kehlani // The Hives

Sade // Fireboy DML // Asake // Obongjayar

Angel Olsen // The New Pornographers // Alvvays // Special Interest

Deftones // Turnstile // Death Grips // 100 Gecs

re Deftones, likelihood of them being on the farm? This would be absolute all timer for me and as much as missing Sade would be annoying i'd have to go Deftones.

1 hour ago, dreams_burn_down said:

SATURDAY

GnR // Lizzo // Lewis Capaldi // Erasure

The Prodigy // Johnny Marr // Franz Ferdinand // Kelis

fka Twigs // Kano // Jazmine Sullivan // Kojey Radical

Yo La Tengo // Guided by Voices // Dean Wareham // Romero

Suede // The Cribs // PUP // A Certain Ratio

Not a fan of this Prodigy / Yo La Tengo clash!

[dreams_burn_down]

6 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

re Deftones, likelihood of them being on the farm? This would be absolute all timer for me and as much as missing Sade would be annoying i'd have to go Deftones.

They have been rumoured for Outbreak the same weekend - I believe this is based on Outbreak following Chino on IG, which could just as easily mean Crosses are playing (or neither)

[Euphoricape]

Is there really a chance of Smashing Pumpkins..? Surely they would be Pyramid if so. 

[FloorFiller]

Just now, Euphoricape said:

Is there really a chance of Smashing Pumpkins..? Surely they would be Pyramid if so. 

Subbed Other in 2013 and I’d say their stock has dropped since then, even with their ‘reunion’ lineup. No clue if they’re at all likely - probably not - but I don’t think they’d be getting a Pyramid slot, and most likely either mid/high Other or possibly even something like headlining John Peel.

[CaledonianGonzo]

Pumpy and the lads have maybe even dwindled to Park Headliners. My dudes can't get arrested.

[listenstolotsofcrap]

2 hours ago, dreams_burn_down said:

They have been rumoured for Outbreak the same weekend - I believe this is based on Outbreak following Chino on IG, which could just as easily mean Crosses are playing (or neither)

I'd had assumed the top bills for Outbreak had been announced and there was no more to come. I won't get my hopes up but would love for Deftones to be there. Tbh, lots on that Outbreak lineup that would be cracking.

[dreams_burn_down]

8 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

I'd had assumed the top bills for Outbreak had been announced and there was no more to come. I won't get my hopes up but would love for Deftones to be there. Tbh, lots on that Outbreak lineup that would be cracking.

I figured there's one more top-line artist to be added, based on the poster? It's pretty stacked already tbf.

[BenG92]

15 hours ago, dreams_burn_down said:

They have been rumoured for Outbreak the same weekend - I believe this is based on Outbreak following Chino on IG, which could just as easily mean Crosses are playing (or neither)

Less than a zero percent chance Deftones are playing a festival headlined by Death Grips. Even Crosses would be too big a get I think.

As for the farm I can't see it either, but honestly you should see them indoors if possible, their outdoor shows last year had VERY mixed reviews

[FloorFiller]

Looking more and more likely that our Pyramid subs and OS headliners are probably gonna be:

QOTSA, Lizzo, Pulp

Sam Smith, Fred Again, The Prodigy

Suppose there’s always a chance they just haven’t rebooked QOTSA, but given their proximity at the time it seems likely, especially with their mates headlining the Friday night. 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Isn't the lad Wizkid in the mix?

[HamishA.]

now we've got more festival dates around June cropping up, my turn to give this a whirl.

 

Py - Arctic Monkeys, Lewis Capaldi, Royal Blood

Oth - Sam Smith, Loyle Carner, Becky Hill

WH - Fred Again, NxWorries, Kali Uchis

JP -  Editors, Santogold, Kojey Radical

Park - Overmono, M83, 070 Shake

 

Py - Guns and Roses, QOTSA, Sparks

Oth - The Prodigy, The Black Keys, Maggie Rogers

WH - Sigur Rós, Jai Paul, Vieux Farka Touré

JP - Orbital, Denzel Curry, Rina Sawayama

Park - Angel Olson, Knucks, Pinkpantheress

 

Py - Elton John, Lizzo, Lil Nas X

Oth - Wizkid / Rosalia, Slowthai, London Grammar

WH - Nas, Pusha T, Sudan Archives

JP - Royksopp, Young Fathers,  Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Park - Two Door Cinema Club, Alvvays, Alex G

 

Legend: The Doobie Brothers (please lord) or Duran Duran

[FloorFiller]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

Isn't the lad Wizkid in the mix?

Supposedly, but I just don’t buy it myself. Not sure which OS headliner I’d remove to make way for him though if it is the case - we’ve had info Prodigy are there so OS headliner is their natural place, had info Sam is doing it also, and then Fred Again… so I guess the latter would have to be on Holts instead, which is seeming less likely as time goes on.

[CaledonianGonzo]

12 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Supposedly, but I just don’t buy it myself. Not sure which OS headliner I’d remove to make way for him though if it is the case - we’ve had info Prodigy are there so OS headliner is their natural place, had info Sam is doing it also, and then Fred Again… so I guess the latter would have to be on Holts instead, which is seeming less likely as time goes on.

Run a red pen through John Beef and the Queens of the Stone Age imho.

[FloorFiller]

Just now, CaledonianGonzo said:

Run a red pen through John Beef and the Queens of the Stone Age imho.

And have Sam sub the Pyramid? I believe the info we had on them was specifically for OS headliner. Things might’ve changed obviously, but for now I’m sticking with them topping Other (and also, I really want QOTSA so gonna run with them being there until the first poster drop).

[listenstolotsofcrap]

13 minutes ago, HamishA. said:

now we've got more festival dates around June cropping up, my turn to give this a whirl.

 

Py - Arctic Monkeys, Lewis Capaldi, Royal Blood

Oth - Sam Smith, Loyle Carner, Becky Hill

WH - Fred Again, NxWorries, Kali Uchis

JP -  Editors, Santogold, Kojey Radical

Park - Overmono, M83, 070 Shake

 

Py - Guns and Roses, QOTSA, Sparks

Oth - The Prodigy, The Black Keys, Maggie Rogers

WH - Sigur Rós, Jai Paul, Vieux Farka Touré

JP - Orbital, Denzel Curry, Rina Sawayama

Park - Angel Olson, Knucks, Pinkpantheress

 

Py - Elton John, Lizzo, Lil Nas X

Oth - Wizkid / Rosalia, Slowthai, London Grammar

WH - Nas, Pusha T, Sudan Archives

JP - Royksopp, Young Fathers,  Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Park - Two Door Cinema Club, Alvvays, Alex G

 

Legend: The Doobie Brothers (please lord) or Duran Duran

Not sure I see Overmono headlining Park, their trajectory is on the up but I think that'll really be determined by how well the upcoming record does. I'd likely be there for that one unless I'm dragged to AM though. 

Not a fan of sticking Prodigy and Orbital up against each other either, shift one to the Sunday.

But very much all on board with the Doobie Brothers!..hopefully we get something soon, but the posters not too long away now.

[rascalpete]

21 minutes ago, HamishA. said:

now we've got more festival dates around June cropping up, my turn to give this a whirl.

 

Py - Arctic Monkeys, Lewis Capaldi, Royal Blood

Oth - Sam Smith, Loyle Carner, Becky Hill

WH - Fred Again, NxWorries, Kali Uchis

JP -  Editors, Santogold, Kojey Radical

Park - Overmono, M83, 070 Shake

 

Py - Guns and Roses, QOTSA, Sparks

Oth - The Prodigy, The Black Keys, Maggie Rogers

WH - Sigur Rós, Jai Paul, Vieux Farka Touré

JP - Orbital, Denzel Curry, Rina Sawayama

Park - Angel Olson, Knucks, Pinkpantheress

 

Py - Elton John, Lizzo, Lil Nas X

Oth - Wizkid / Rosalia, Slowthai, London Grammar

WH - Nas, Pusha T, Sudan Archives

JP - Royksopp, Young Fathers,  Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Park - Two Door Cinema Club, Alvvays, Alex G

 

Legend: The Doobie Brothers (please lord) or Duran Duran

Like the idea of Two Door closing the park stage.

[CiaranMc]

20 minutes ago, HamishA. said:

now we've got more festival dates around June cropping up, my turn to give this a whirl.

 

Py - Arctic Monkeys, Lewis Capaldi, Royal Blood

Oth - Sam Smith, Loyle Carner, Becky Hill

WH - Fred Again, NxWorries, Kali Uchis

JP -  Editors, Santogold, Kojey Radical

Park - Overmono, M83, 070 Shake

 

Py - Guns and Roses, QOTSA, Sparks

Oth - The Prodigy, The Black Keys, Maggie Rogers

WH - Sigur Rós, Jai Paul, Vieux Farka Touré

JP - Orbital, Denzel Curry, Rina Sawayama

Park - Angel Olson, Knucks, Pinkpantheress

 

Py - Elton John, Lizzo, Lil Nas X

Oth - Wizkid / Rosalia, Slowthai, London Grammar

WH - Nas, Pusha T, Sudan Archives

JP - Royksopp, Young Fathers,  Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Park - Two Door Cinema Club, Alvvays, Alex G

 

Legend: The Doobie Brothers (please lord) or Duran Duran

Ah man that Saturday night Prodigy/ Sigur Ros/ Orbital clash can fuck off.

[gfa]

37 minutes ago, HamishA. said:

now we've got more festival dates around June cropping up, my turn to give this a whirl.

 

Py - Arctic Monkeys, Lewis Capaldi, Royal Blood

Oth - Sam Smith, Loyle Carner, Becky Hill

WH - Fred Again, NxWorries, Kali Uchis

JP -  Editors, Santogold, Kojey Radical

Park - Overmono, M83, 070 Shake

 

Py - Guns and Roses, QOTSA, Sparks

Oth - The Prodigy, The Black Keys, Maggie Rogers

WH - Sigur Rós, Jai Paul, Vieux Farka Touré

JP - Orbital, Denzel Curry, Rina Sawayama

Park - Angel Olson, Knucks, Pinkpantheress

 

Py - Elton John, Lizzo, Lil Nas X

Oth - Wizkid / Rosalia, Slowthai, London Grammar

WH - Nas, Pusha T, Sudan Archives

JP - Royksopp, Young Fathers,  Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Park - Two Door Cinema Club, Alvvays, Alex G

 

Legend: The Doobie Brothers (please lord) or Duran Duran

No way are Overmono being put against Fred Again, nor Orbital v Prodigy. Doubt Prodigy and GNR will clash either

The act choices are good just day choices are strange

The sunday options against Elton John would do nothing to try and sort the crowd out