2023 Stage Predictions

[stanh]

3 hours ago, HamishA. said:

now we've got more festival dates around June cropping up, my turn to give this a whirl.

 

Py - Arctic Monkeys, Lewis Capaldi, Royal Blood

Oth - Sam Smith, Loyle Carner, Becky Hill

WH - Fred Again, NxWorries, Kali Uchis

JP -  Editors, Santogold, Kojey Radical

Park - Overmono, M83, 070 Shake

 

Py - Guns and Roses, QOTSA, Sparks

Oth - The Prodigy, The Black Keys, Maggie Rogers

WH - Sigur Rós, Jai Paul, Vieux Farka Touré

JP - Orbital, Denzel Curry, Rina Sawayama

Park - Angel Olson, Knucks, Pinkpantheress

 

Py - Elton John, Lizzo, Lil Nas X

Oth - Wizkid / Rosalia, Slowthai, London Grammar

WH - Nas, Pusha T, Sudan Archives

JP - Royksopp, Young Fathers,  Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Park - Two Door Cinema Club, Alvvays, Alex G

 

Legend: The Doobie Brothers (please lord) or Duran Duran

Fri: Becky Hill -> M83 -> Fred Again..

Sat: Pinkpantheress -> Jai Paul -> The Prodigy

Sun: Lil Nas X -> Lizzo -> Elton John

[Guest]

Wu-Tang Clan + Nas would be great as either WH headliners or midday Pyramid.

[Matt42]

February update.

Friday

Pyramid: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey // Lil Nas X // Christine & The Queens

Other: Wizkid // Royal Blood // Rosalia

West Holts: Hot Chip

John Peel: Becky Hill

Park: M83

Saturday

Pyramid: Guns N’ Roses // Lewis Capaldi // Lizzo // Tom Grennan

Other: Fred Again // Sam Smith // CHVRCHES

West Holts: FKA TWIGS

John Peel: Aitch

Park: London Grammar

 

Sunday

Pyramid: Elton John // Queens of the Stone Age // BLACKPINK // Pulp // Wet Leg

Other Stage: The Prodigy // Central Cee // Dermott Kennedy

West Holts: Wu-Tang Clan & Nas 

John Peel: Editors

Park: Sigur Ros

[Meerkat]

2 minutes ago, Matt42 said:

February update.

Friday

Pyramid: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey // Lil Nas X // Christine & The Queens

Other: Wizkid // Royal Blood // Rosalia

West Holts: Hot Chip

John Peel: Becky Hill

Park: M83

Saturday

Pyramid: Guns N’ Roses // Lewis Capaldi // Lizzo // Tom Grennan

Other: Fred Again // Sam Smith // CHVRCHES

West Holts: FKA TWIGS

John Peel: Aitch

Park: London Grammar

 

Sunday

Pyramid: Elton John // Queens of the Stone Age // BLACKPINK // Pulp // Wet Leg

Other Stage: The Prodigy // Central Cee // Dermott Kennedy

West Holts: Wu-Tang Clan & Nas 

John Peel: Editors

Park: Sigur Ros

This looks great! A run of Rosalía > LDR > M83 would be one of the best runs I’ve had at Glastonbury 

[FloorFiller]

1 hour ago, Matt42 said:

February update.

Friday

Pyramid: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey // Lil Nas X // Christine & The Queens

Other: Wizkid // Royal Blood // Rosalia

West Holts: Hot Chip

John Peel: Becky Hill

Park: M83

Saturday

Pyramid: Guns N’ Roses // Lewis Capaldi // Lizzo // Tom Grennan

Other: Fred Again // Sam Smith // CHVRCHES

West Holts: FKA TWIGS

John Peel: Aitch

Park: London Grammar

 

Sunday

Pyramid: Elton John // Queens of the Stone Age // BLACKPINK // Pulp // Wet Leg

Other Stage: The Prodigy // Central Cee // Dermott Kennedy

West Holts: Wu-Tang Clan & Nas 

John Peel: Editors

Park: Sigur Ros

Missed where the info came from but somebody on the Discord seems to have info for Hot Chip playing (presumably headlining) John Peel rather than West Holts.

Also pretty sure the Sam Smith info was specifically headlining Other, but then kind of puts you in a predicament over which other bit of info to ignore I suppose. 

[FloorFiller]

Also no way are Pulp doing the legend shot. Them on before either AM or Elton and Lana not playing seems far more likely. 

[Freddyflintstonree]

Stick. Sadly I think Tash Sultana is busy over Glasto weekend though 😞

[nikkic]

57 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Missed where the info came from but somebody on the Discord seems to have info for Hot Chip playing (presumably headlining) John Peel rather than West Holts.

Also pretty sure the Sam Smith info was specifically headlining Other, but then kind of puts you in a predicament over which other bit of info to ignore I suppose. 

I’ve seen Hot Chip a million times, but will never turn down the chance to see them again. 

Potential for my first ever JP headliner there. 

[dreams_burn_down]

1 minute ago, nikkic said:

I’ve seen Hot Chip a million times, but will never turn down the chance to see them again. 

Potential for my first ever JP headliner there. 

I'm in a similar position, except I'm feeling a bit burnt out on seeing them live. I really wish they'd change up their setlists more. At their Brixton residency last year they practically played the same set four nights in a row! No excuse for that when you have such a strong catalog to choose from.

[FloorFiller]

11 minutes ago, nikkic said:

I’ve seen Hot Chip a million times, but will never turn down the chance to see them again. 

Potential for my first ever JP headliner there. 

Bit of an uninspired booking considering they only headlined the Park in ‘19, but yeah, a guaranteed good time if nothing else takes my fancy. Info is specifically for Friday night I think. 

[FloorFiller]

9 minutes ago, dreams_burn_down said:

I'm in a similar position, except I'm feeling a bit burnt out on seeing them live. I really wish they'd change up their setlists more. At their Brixton residency last year they practically played the same set four nights in a row! No excuse for that when you have such a strong catalog to choose from.

Basically in their greatest hits phase now - too many ‘set staples’ that they can’t leave out so very little wiggle room for older album cuts or lesser played stuff. Happens to most bands unfortunately.

[adequate8]

4 hours ago, Matt42 said:

February update.

Friday

Pyramid: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey // Lil Nas X // Christine & The Queens

Other: Wizkid // Royal Blood // Rosalia

West Holts: Hot Chip

John Peel: Becky Hill

Park: M83

Saturday

Pyramid: Guns N’ Roses // Lewis Capaldi // Lizzo // Tom Grennan

Other: Fred Again // Sam Smith // CHVRCHES

West Holts: FKA TWIGS

John Peel: Aitch

Park: London Grammar

 

Sunday

Pyramid: Elton John // Queens of the Stone Age // BLACKPINK // Pulp // Wet Leg

Other Stage: The Prodigy // Central Cee // Dermott Kennedy

West Holts: Wu-Tang Clan & Nas 

John Peel: Editors

Park: Sigur Ros

Lizzo is after Lewis 

[sisco]

1 hour ago, adequate8 said:

Lizzo is after Lewis 

You sure about that? Stupid question as you’ve just said it I suppose 😂
 

if you’re basing it on Neil’s info then even he wasn’t sure

Edited February 5, 2023 by sisco

[TheGoodWillOut]

On 2/5/2023 at 4:41 PM, FloorFiller said:

Missed where the info came from but somebody on the Discord seems to have info for Hot Chip playing (presumably headlining) John Peel rather than West Holts.

Also pretty sure the Sam Smith info was specifically headlining Other, but then kind of puts you in a predicament over which other bit of info to ignore I suppose. 

 

Edited February 10, 2023 by Crazyfool01

[Freddyflintstonree]

Inspired by a chat in the Legends thread, here's ChatGPT's mock up. (I'll stop ChatGPT spam after this, promise.)

 

Here is a mock-up lineup for Glastonbury 2023 across five main stages:

Pyramid Stage:

1. Kendrick Lamar
2. The Weeknd
3. Billie Eilish
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. Tame Impala

Other Stage:

1. Childish Gambino
2. Tyler, The Creator
3. Post Malone
4. SZA
5. A$AP Rocky

West Holts Stage:

1. Anderson .Paak
2. Janelle Monáe
3. Thundercat
4. Nao
5. Lizzo

John Peel Stage:

1. King Krule
2. Idles
3. Shame
4. Slowthai
5. Sports Team

The Park Stage:

1. Fleet Foxes
2. Bon Iver
3. The National
4. Arcade Fire
5. Father John Misty

Note: This lineup is a mock-up and not an actual representation of the Glastonbury 2023 lineup.

[gfa]

3 minutes ago, Freddyflintstonree said:

Inspired by a chat in the Legends thread, here's ChatGPT's mock up. (I'll stop ChatGPT spam after this, promise.)

 

Here is a mock-up lineup for Glastonbury 2023 across five main stages:

Pyramid Stage:

1. Kendrick Lamar
2. The Weeknd
3. Billie Eilish
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. Tame Impala

Other Stage:

1. Childish Gambino
2. Tyler, The Creator
3. Post Malone
4. SZA
5. A$AP Rocky

West Holts Stage:

1. Anderson .Paak
2. Janelle Monáe
3. Thundercat
4. Nao
5. Lizzo

John Peel Stage:

1. King Krule
2. Idles
3. Shame
4. Slowthai
5. Sports Team

The Park Stage:

1. Fleet Foxes
2. Bon Iver
3. The National
4. Arcade Fire
5. Father John Misty

Note: This lineup is a mock-up and not an actual representation of the Glastonbury 2023 lineup.

Other stage looks like Wireless festival!

Not liking the lack of dance acts 😄 

[Freddyflintstonree]

Just now, gfa said:

Other stage looks like Wireless festival!

Not liking the lack of dance acts 😄 

Haha, it has a bit of work to do to improve doesn't it? 

[mjfiddy]

And I, for one, welcome our new ChatGPT overlords

that park lineup is immense

[maelzoid]

1 hour ago, Freddyflintstonree said:

Inspired by a chat in the Legends thread, here's ChatGPT's mock up. (I'll stop ChatGPT spam after this, promise.)

 

Here is a mock-up lineup for Glastonbury 2023 across five main stages:

Pyramid Stage:

1. Kendrick Lamar
2. The Weeknd
3. Billie Eilish
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. Tame Impala

Other Stage:

1. Childish Gambino
2. Tyler, The Creator
3. Post Malone
4. SZA
5. A$AP Rocky

West Holts Stage:

1. Anderson .Paak
2. Janelle Monáe
3. Thundercat
4. Nao
5. Lizzo

John Peel Stage:

1. King Krule
2. Idles
3. Shame
4. Slowthai
5. Sports Team

The Park Stage:

1. Fleet Foxes
2. Bon Iver
3. The National
4. Arcade Fire
5. Father John Misty

Note: This lineup is a mock-up and not an actual representation of the Glastonbury 2023 lineup.

Nonsense. On so many levels. Chatgpt must try harder.

[leath02]

1 hour ago, Freddyflintstonree said:

Inspired by a chat in the Legends thread, here's ChatGPT's mock up. (I'll stop ChatGPT spam after this, promise.)

 

Here is a mock-up lineup for Glastonbury 2023 across five main stages:

Pyramid Stage:

1. Kendrick Lamar
2. The Weeknd
3. Billie Eilish
4. Arctic Monkeys
5. Tame Impala

Other Stage:

1. Childish Gambino
2. Tyler, The Creator
3. Post Malone
4. SZA
5. A$AP Rocky

West Holts Stage:

1. Anderson .Paak
2. Janelle Monáe
3. Thundercat
4. Nao
5. Lizzo

John Peel Stage:

1. King Krule
2. Idles
3. Shame
4. Slowthai
5. Sports Team

The Park Stage:

1. Fleet Foxes
2. Bon Iver
3. The National
4. Arcade Fire
5. Father John Misty

Note: This lineup is a mock-up and not an actual representation of the Glastonbury 2023 lineup.

you can tell this is literally the Ai combing previous line ups and putting them on that stage 

although that doesnt explain The Weeknd

Edited February 7, 2023 by leath02

[gfa]

I tried to do this a few days ago and it wouldn't even work. I think i phrased it wrong to be fair as i straight up asked who is playing vs a prediction

Theres a reshuffle button too i think to generate multiple lineups from the same prompt. I'd be impressed (and surprised) if it considered things like gaps between performances and other dates clashing

Edited February 7, 2023 by gfa

[JonSnow]

Even chat gpt does not consider Bad Bunny a big enough household name in the uk to play the Pyramid Stage

[Freddyflintstonree]

Gotta remember that it's 'knowledge' is only up til 2021. So a lot of it's suggestions are based on 2021's big/upcoming acts, or just standard big names. In other words, it's crap. 

[Green.flash]

On 2/5/2023 at 5:54 PM, FloorFiller said:

Basically in their greatest hits phase now - too many ‘set staples’ that they can’t leave out so very little wiggle room for older album cuts or lesser played stuff. Happens to most bands unfortunately.

I was thinking they won’t be there cos LCD are playing in the US so Al Doyle will be otherwise engaged. 

[deadpheasant]

On 2/1/2023 at 1:13 PM, HamishA. said:

now we've got more festival dates around June cropping up, my turn to give this a whirl.

 

Py - Arctic Monkeys, Lewis Capaldi, Royal Blood

Oth - Sam Smith, Loyle Carner, Becky Hill

WH - Fred Again, NxWorries, Kali Uchis

JP -  Editors, Santogold, Kojey Radical

Park - Overmono, M83, 070 Shake

 

Py - Guns and Roses, QOTSA, Sparks

Oth - The Prodigy, The Black Keys, Maggie Rogers

WH - Sigur Rós, Jai Paul, Vieux Farka Touré

JP - Orbital, Denzel Curry, Rina Sawayama

Park - Angel Olson, Knucks, Pinkpantheress

 

Py - Elton John, Lizzo, Lil Nas X

Oth - Wizkid / Rosalia, Slowthai, London Grammar

WH - Nas, Pusha T, Sudan Archives

JP - Royksopp, Young Fathers,  Unknown Mortal Orchestra

Park - Two Door Cinema Club, Alvvays, Alex G

 

Legend: The Doobie Brothers (please lord) or Duran Duran

Friday - Kali Uchis > NxWorries > Fred Again

Sat - Rina Sawayama > Denzel Curry > The Prodigy

Sun - UMO > Pusha T > Nas