2023 Stage Predictions

[TorontoScot]

3 hours ago, JoeyT said:

PYRAMID - FRIDAY 

HARRY STYLES 22:15 - 23:45
SAM SMITH 20:15 - 21:15
BON JOVI 18:15 - 19:15
AITCH 16:45 - 17:45
WET LEG 15:15 - 16:15
LAURA MARLING 13:45 - 14:45
JIMMY CLIFF 12:15 - 13:15

PYRAMID - SATURDAY

ARCTIC MONKEYS 21:45 - 23:45
LEWIS CAPALDI 19:15 - 20:30
MAROON 5 17:45 - 18:35
BECKY HILL 16:00 - 17:00
TOM GRENNAN 14:40 - 15:30
BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB 13:15 - 14:15
THE DARKNESS 11:45 - 12:45

PYRAMID - SUNDAY

Elton John 21:30 - 23:30
Lizzo 19:30 - 20:30
AVRIL LAVIGNE 17:45 - 18:45
GUNS N ROSES 15:45 - 17:00
DERMOT KENNEDY 13:45 - 14:45
RAE 12:15 - 13:05
YEOVIL TOWN BRASS BAND 11:00 - 11:45

Is this just purely guesswork based on the current rumours?  

Remember last year you had solid info on the headliners

[listenstolotsofcrap]

21 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday 

Pyramid - AM / Pulp / Judas Priest / Wet Leg / Gregory Porter / RAYE 

Other - The Prodigy / Royal Blood / Loyle Carner / Bombay Bicycle Club / Becky Hill / Flo / Razorlight(openers)

WH - NxWorries / Kali Uchis / Denzel Curry / Genesis Owusu / Meute 

JP - Suede / Central Cee / Black Country, New Road / Pale Waves 

Park - FKA Twigs / Bloc Party / Far From Saints / Joesef

 

Saturday 

Pyramid - GNR / Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Blondie / Sparks / Hayseed Dixie 

Other - Sam Smith / Jack Johnson / Stromae / London Grammar / The Lathums / Willow 

WH - Fred Again / Pusha T / Arlo Parks / Alvvays / KOKOROKO 

JP - Hot Chip / Rina Sawayama / Death Grips / 100 gecs 

Park - Nathaniel Rateliff / Marcus Mumford / The Chats / Orville Peck

 

Sunday 

Pyramid - Elton John / Florence / Lil Nas X / Rod Stewart / Mika / Cat Burns 

Other - WizKid / The Black Keys / Slowthai / Yungblud / The Wombats / Shed Seven 

WH - Rosalia / Kelis / Young Fathers / Sault / Tinariwen

JP - Pendulum / Aitch / Nova Twins / Tems 

Park - Editors / Yung Lean / Ashnikko / Yard Act

Fri: Bombay Bicycle Club > Loyle Carner/BC,NR >Pulp > AM/Prodigy
Sat: KOKOROKO > Sparks/Death Grips/Alvvays > Arlo Parks > Pusha T/Rina Swayama > Hot Chip
Sun: Mika/Wombats > Sault > Young Fathers/Slowthai > Florence > Elton/Rosalia

Really nice options on the undercard and plenty of clashes! But most of these main stage headliners do very little for me. Hot Chip would be a great option against GnR though.

[JoeyT]

21 minutes ago, TorontoScot said:

Is this just purely guesswork based on the current rumours?  

Remember last year you had solid info on the headliners

Pure guesswork at the moment mate.

[Chrisp1986]

49 minutes ago, JoeyT said:

Pure guesswork at the moment mate.

So you are predicting no Rod?

[JoeyT]

1 hour ago, Chrisp1986 said:

So you are predicting no Rod?

I just don’t want GnR headlining so given Duff has already confirmed they’ll be on the farm I’ve put them in the Legend slot in the vain hope it’s true.

[Hugh Jass II]

10 minutes ago, JoeyT said:

I just don’t want GnR headlining so given Duff has already confirmed they’ll be on the farm I’ve put them in the Legend slot in the vain hope it’s true.

Certainly a vain hope alright.

[nikkic]

1 hour ago, JoeyT said:

I just don’t want GnR headlining so given Duff has already confirmed they’ll be on the farm I’ve put them in the Legend slot in the vain hope it’s true.

It’s the hope that’s gets ya 

[1MessageAgainDoneLeak]

9 hours ago, JoeyT said:

PYRAMID - FRIDAY 

HARRY STYLES 22:15 - 23:45
SAM SMITH 20:15 - 21:15
BON JOVI 18:15 - 19:15
AITCH 16:45 - 17:45
WET LEG 15:15 - 16:15
LAURA MARLING 13:45 - 14:45
JIMMY CLIFF 12:15 - 13:15

PYRAMID - SATURDAY

ARCTIC MONKEYS 21:45 - 23:45
LEWIS CAPALDI 19:15 - 20:30
MAROON 5 17:45 - 18:35
BECKY HILL 16:00 - 17:00
TOM GRENNAN 14:40 - 15:30
BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB 13:15 - 14:15
THE DARKNESS 11:45 - 12:45

PYRAMID - SUNDAY

Elton John 21:30 - 23:30
Lizzo 19:30 - 20:30
AVRIL LAVIGNE 17:45 - 18:45
GUNS N ROSES 15:45 - 17:00
DERMOT KENNEDY 13:45 - 14:45
RAE 12:15 - 13:05
YEOVIL TOWN BRASS BAND 11:00 - 11:45

 

Edited February 13, 2023 by 1MessageAgainDoneLeak

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

I think we're putting a lot of faith in Duff information...

[nikkic]

9 hours ago, JoeyT said:

PYRAMID - FRIDAY 

HARRY STYLES 22:15 - 23:45
SAM SMITH 20:15 - 21:15
BON JOVI 18:15 - 19:15
AITCH 16:45 - 17:45
WET LEG 15:15 - 16:15
LAURA MARLING 13:45 - 14:45
JIMMY CLIFF 12:15 - 13:15

PYRAMID - SATURDAY

ARCTIC MONKEYS 21:45 - 23:45
LEWIS CAPALDI 19:15 - 20:30
MAROON 5 17:45 - 18:35
BECKY HILL 16:00 - 17:00
TOM GRENNAN 14:40 - 15:30
BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB 13:15 - 14:15
THE DARKNESS 11:45 - 12:45

PYRAMID - SUNDAY

Elton John 21:30 - 23:30
Lizzo 19:30 - 20:30
AVRIL LAVIGNE 17:45 - 18:45
GUNS N ROSES 15:45 - 17:00
DERMOT KENNEDY 13:45 - 14:45
RAE 12:15 - 13:05
YEOVIL TOWN BRASS BAND 11:00 - 11:45

Honestly think you’ve got one act in the correct spot here! 

[NorthernSoul52]

Yeovil Town Brass Band for the win.

[Obiginnaw]

On 2/12/2023 at 6:16 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday 

Pyramid - AM / Pulp / Judas Priest / Wet Leg / Gregory Porter / RAYE 

Other - The Prodigy / Royal Blood / Loyle Carner / Bombay Bicycle Club / Becky Hill / Flo / Razorlight(openers)

WH - NxWorries / Kali Uchis / Denzel Curry / Genesis Owusu / Meute 

JP - Suede / Central Cee / Black Country, New Road / Pale Waves 

Park - FKA Twigs / Bloc Party / Far From Saints / Joesef

 

Saturday 

Pyramid - GNR / Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Blondie / Sparks / Hayseed Dixie 

Other - Sam Smith / Jack Johnson / Stromae / London Grammar / The Lathums / Willow 

WH - Fred Again / Pusha T / Arlo Parks / Alvvays / KOKOROKO 

JP - Hot Chip / Rina Sawayama / Death Grips / 100 gecs 

Park - Nathaniel Rateliff / Marcus Mumford / The Chats / Orville Peck

 

Sunday 

Pyramid - Elton John / Florence / Lil Nas X / Rod Stewart / Mika / Cat Burns 

Other - WizKid / The Black Keys / Slowthai / Yungblud / The Wombats / Shed Seven 

WH - Rosalia / Kelis / Young Fathers / Sault / Tinariwen

JP - Pendulum / Aitch / Nova Twins / Tems 

Park - Editors / Yung Lean / Ashnikko / Yard Act

taking great ironic entertainment in the Lizzo> GnR run , considering Lizzo's most famous song is 'About Damn Time'

[NorthernSoul52]

4 minutes ago, Obiginnaw said:

taking great ironic entertainment in the Lizzo> GnR run , considering Lizzo's most famous song is 'About Damn Time'

Get her on for a flute solo in November Rain.  Heaven knows that song doesn't have enough solos.

[p.pete]

Most of the below is based on acts I've been trying to listen to, but know very little about, on the assumption that I think most of them are free to play (as and when I attempted to check at least).  So, massive blind-spots in what I've been listening to (based on my poor taste), so probably lots of stuff missing, but any that you think definitely aren't playing let me know so that I can kick some of them off my playlist.

I've probably put as much effort into making the below neat with bold & under-lining as I have in terms of clashes and who's available on what days.  Christ, massive respect to anyone who's tried to do these before.  Who should play what stage, at what time of day, availability on some days but not others, gender split etc etc.  Fuck it, the Saw Doctors definitely said something about being happy to take some of the GnR crowd, but they'd like to be as far away from them as possible.

 

Friday

B/\Bylon - Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Self Esteem / Hot Chip / Wet Leg / Jack Johnson / Alex G

Other - SZA / Queens of the Stone Age / London Grammar / Royal Blood / FKA twigs / Anne-Marie / Baby Queen / Suede

WH - Loyle Carner / The Delgados / Black Country, New Road / SAULT / easy life / Julia Jacklin / RAYE

Park - Damien Dempsey / Le Tigre / Little Simz / The Japanese House / Japanese Breakfast / Circa Waves / Ashnikko / The Dandy Warhols

Nonce - Editors / Warmduscher / Dry Cleaning / Maisie Peters / Sparks / shame / Angel Olsen

Saturday

B/\Bylon - Guns N' Roses / Halsey / Christine and the Queens / Paul Weller / Tanacious D / Tinariwen / Lizzy McAlpine

Other - ROSALÍA / Aphex Twin / Becky Hill / Bon Iver / Maggie Rogers / Gaz Coombes / Mimi Webb

WH - Arlo Parks / Lil Nas X / Mavis Staples / Richard Ashcroft / The Chicks / Nova Twins / Shygirl

Park - The Saw Doctors / Röyksopp / Sudan Archives / beabadoobee / Gabrielle Aplin / The Big Moon / Anna Calvi / Gretel Hänlyn / Peggy Gou

Nonce - Echo & the Bunnymen / Rina Sawayama / Billy Nomates / She Drew The Gun / The Murder Capital / Iggy Pop / American Football

Sunday

B/\Bylon - Elton John / Lizzo / Sam Smith / Rod Stewart / Bombay Bicycle Club / Gabriels / Zara Larsson

Other - Prodigy / The Black Keys / CHVRCHES / Django Django / Jamie T / Caroline Polachek / Jacob Collier

WH - Young Fathers / Fred again.. / Yo La Tengo / The Comet Is Coming / Ben Howard / PinkPantheress / Olivia Dean

Park - Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Alvvays / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Holly Humberstone / Jain / The Lemon Twigs / Joy Crookes / Yves Tumor

Nonce - The National / Bleachers / Fever Ray / The Allergies / Yard Act / Gwenno / Vieux Farka Touré

Edited February 16, 2023 by p.pete

[dreams_burn_down]

14 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Most of the below is based on acts I've been trying to listen to, but know very little about, on the assumption that I think most of them are free to play (as and when I attempted to check at least).  So, massive blind-spots in what I've been listening to (based on my poor taste), so probably lots of stuff missing, but any that you think definitely aren't playing let me know so that I can kick some of them off my playlist.

I've probably put as much effort into making the below neat with bold & under-lining as I have in terms of clashes and who's available on what days.  Christ, massive respect to anyone who's tried to do these before.  Who should play what stage, at what time of day, availability on some days but not others, gender split etc etc.  Fuck it, the Saw Doctors definitely said something about being happy to take some of the GnR crowd, but they'd like to be as far away from them as possible.

 

Friday

B/\Bylon - Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Self Esteem / Hot Chip / Wet Leg / Jack Johnson / Alex G

Other - SZA / Queens of the Stone Age / London Grammar / Royal Blood / FKA twigs / Anne-Marie / Baby Queen / Suede

WH - Loyle Carner / The Delgados / Black Country, New Road / SAULT / easy life / Julia Jacklin / RAYE

Park - Damien Dempsey / Le Tigre / Little Simz / The Japanese House / Japanese Breakfast / Circa Waves / Ashnikko / The Dandy Warhols

Nonce - Editors / Warmduscher / Dry Cleaning / Maisie Peters / Sparks / shame / Angel Olsen

Saturday

B/\Bylon - Guns N' Roses / Halsey / Christine and the Queens / Paul Weller / Tanacious D / Tinariwen / Lizzy McAlpine

Other - ROSALÍA / Aphex Twin / Becky Hill / Bon Iver / Maggie Rogers / Gaz Coombes / Mimi Webb

WH - Arlo Parks / Lil Nas X / Mavis Staples / Richard Ashcroft / The Chicks / Nova Twins / Shygirl

Park - The Saw Doctors / Röyksopp / Sudan Archives / beabadoobee / Gabrielle Aplin / The Big Moon / Anna Calvi / Gretel Hänlyn / Peggy Gou

Nonce - Echo & the Bunnymen / Rina Sawayama / Billy Nomates / She Drew The Gun / The Murder Capital / Iggy Pop / American Football

Sunday

B/\Bylon - Elton John / Lizzo / Sam Smith / Rod Stewart / Bombay Bicycle Club / Gabriels / Zara Larsson

Other - Prodigy / The Black Keys / CHVRCHES / Django Django / Jamie T / Caroline Polachek / Jacob Collier

WH - Young Fathers / Fred again.. / Yo La Tengo / The Comet Is Coming / Ben Howard / PinkPantheress / Olivia Dean

Park - Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Alvvays / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Holly Humberstone / Jain / The Lemon Twigs / Joy Crookes / Yves Tumor

Nonce - The National / Bleachers / Fever Ray / The Allergies / Yard Act / Gwenno / Vieux Farka Touré

This is easily my favourite of these I've seen so far. (Although partly because there are so many huge acts playing much further down the bill than they would do!)

Arctics < Pulp < Little Simz < SAULT < FKA twigs < Angel Olsen < Suede
Echo & the Bunnymen < Lil Nas X < Sudan Archives < Paul Weller < Iggy Pop < Shygirl
Elton < Lizzo < Yo La Tengo < Rod Stewart < Bombay Bucycle Club < Caroline Polachek < Joy Crookes < Yves Tumor

[gfa]

14 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Most of the below is based on acts I've been trying to listen to, but know very little about, on the assumption that I think most of them are free to play (as and when I attempted to check at least).  So, massive blind-spots in what I've been listening to (based on my poor taste), so probably lots of stuff missing, but any that you think definitely aren't playing let me know so that I can kick some of them off my playlist.

I've probably put as much effort into making the below neat with bold & under-lining as I have in terms of clashes and who's available on what days.  Christ, massive respect to anyone who's tried to do these before.  Who should play what stage, at what time of day, availability on some days but not others, gender split etc etc.  Fuck it, the Saw Doctors definitely said something about being happy to take some of the GnR crowd, but they'd like to be as far away from them as possible.

 

Friday

B/\Bylon - Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Self Esteem / Hot Chip / Wet Leg / Jack Johnson / Alex G

Other - SZA / Queens of the Stone Age / London Grammar / Royal Blood / FKA twigs / Anne-Marie / Baby Queen / Suede

WH - Loyle Carner / The Delgados / Black Country, New Road / SAULT / easy life / Julia Jacklin / RAYE

Park - Damien Dempsey / Le Tigre / Little Simz / The Japanese House / Japanese Breakfast / Circa Waves / Ashnikko / The Dandy Warhols

Nonce - Editors / Warmduscher / Dry Cleaning / Maisie Peters / Sparks / shame / Angel Olsen

Saturday

B/\Bylon - Guns N' Roses / Halsey / Christine and the Queens / Paul Weller / Tanacious D / Tinariwen / Lizzy McAlpine

Other - ROSALÍA / Aphex Twin / Becky Hill / Bon Iver / Maggie Rogers / Gaz Coombes / Mimi Webb

WH - Arlo Parks / Lil Nas X / Mavis Staples / Richard Ashcroft / The Chicks / Nova Twins / Shygirl

Park - The Saw Doctors / Röyksopp / Sudan Archives / beabadoobee / Gabrielle Aplin / The Big Moon / Anna Calvi / Gretel Hänlyn / Peggy Gou

Nonce - Echo & the Bunnymen / Rina Sawayama / Billy Nomates / She Drew The Gun / The Murder Capital / Iggy Pop / American Football

Sunday

B/\Bylon - Elton John / Lizzo / Sam Smith / Rod Stewart / Bombay Bicycle Club / Gabriels / Zara Larsson

Other - Prodigy / The Black Keys / CHVRCHES / Django Django / Jamie T / Caroline Polachek / Jacob Collier

WH - Young Fathers / Fred again.. / Yo La Tengo / The Comet Is Coming / Ben Howard / PinkPantheress / Olivia Dean

Park - Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Alvvays / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Holly Humberstone / Jain / The Lemon Twigs / Joy Crookes / Yves Tumor

Nonce - The National / Bleachers / Fever Ray / The Allergies / Yard Act / Gwenno / Vieux Farka Touré

Always got a lot of respect for people who put in the time to make these proper ones so people like me who never bother making them can bash them!

Act placements are definitely all over the place i must say! Don't think we'll be seeing Peggy Gou up at midday - let alone opening the park! Arcadia kinda act or much later in the day.

Few ones - Joy Crookes did that kind of park slot but on pyramid in 2022, fred too low, national too low, iggy pop too low (secret?), lil nas x low, richard ashcroft low too i think more mid other, simz did WH headline 2022, easy life did similar slot to you have but on pyramid 2022, royal blood probably too low as well and i think self esteem might be a bit high. not sure qotsa are going to agree to other sub either 🙂 

That saturday is really not for me I must say!

[Tranquility of Solitude]

33 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Most of the below is based on acts I've been trying to listen to, but know very little about, on the assumption that I think most of them are free to play (as and when I attempted to check at least).  So, massive blind-spots in what I've been listening to (based on my poor taste), so probably lots of stuff missing, but any that you think definitely aren't playing let me know so that I can kick some of them off my playlist.

I've probably put as much effort into making the below neat with bold & under-lining as I have in terms of clashes and who's available on what days.  Christ, massive respect to anyone who's tried to do these before.  Who should play what stage, at what time of day, availability on some days but not others, gender split etc etc.  Fuck it, the Saw Doctors definitely said something about being happy to take some of the GnR crowd, but they'd like to be as far away from them as possible.

 

Friday

B/\Bylon - Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Self Esteem / Hot Chip / Wet Leg / Jack Johnson / Alex G

Other - SZA / Queens of the Stone Age / London Grammar / Royal Blood / FKA twigs / Anne-Marie / Baby Queen / Suede

WH - Loyle Carner / The Delgados / Black Country, New Road / SAULT / easy life / Julia Jacklin / RAYE

Park - Damien Dempsey / Le Tigre / Little Simz / The Japanese House / Japanese Breakfast / Circa Waves / Ashnikko / The Dandy Warhols

Nonce - Editors / Warmduscher / Dry Cleaning / Maisie Peters / Sparks / shame / Angel Olsen

Saturday

B/\Bylon - Guns N' Roses / Halsey / Christine and the Queens / Paul Weller / Tanacious D / Tinariwen / Lizzy McAlpine

Other - ROSALÍA / Aphex Twin / Becky Hill / Bon Iver / Maggie Rogers / Gaz Coombes / Mimi Webb

WH - Arlo Parks / Lil Nas X / Mavis Staples / Richard Ashcroft / The Chicks / Nova Twins / Shygirl

Park - The Saw Doctors / Röyksopp / Sudan Archives / beabadoobee / Gabrielle Aplin / The Big Moon / Anna Calvi / Gretel Hänlyn / Peggy Gou

Nonce - Echo & the Bunnymen / Rina Sawayama / Billy Nomates / She Drew The Gun / The Murder Capital / Iggy Pop / American Football

Sunday

B/\Bylon - Elton John / Lizzo / Sam Smith / Rod Stewart / Bombay Bicycle Club / Gabriels / Zara Larsson

Other - Prodigy / The Black Keys / CHVRCHES / Django Django / Jamie T / Caroline Polachek / Jacob Collier

WH - Young Fathers / Fred again.. / Yo La Tengo / The Comet Is Coming / Ben Howard / PinkPantheress / Olivia Dean

Park - Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Alvvays / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Holly Humberstone / Jain / The Lemon Twigs / Joy Crookes / Yves Tumor

Nonce - The National / Bleachers / Fever Ray / The Allergies / Yard Act / Gwenno / Vieux Farka Touré

Good lord.... Elton/Prodigy/Young Fathers/The National all clashing?!? What are you trying to do to me! 

[churlie100]

37 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Most of the below is based on acts I've been trying to listen to, but know very little about, on the assumption that I think most of them are free to play (as and when I attempted to check at least).  So, massive blind-spots in what I've been listening to (based on my poor taste), so probably lots of stuff missing, but any that you think definitely aren't playing let me know so that I can kick some of them off my playlist.

I've probably put as much effort into making the below neat with bold & under-lining as I have in terms of clashes and who's available on what days.  Christ, massive respect to anyone who's tried to do these before.  Who should play what stage, at what time of day, availability on some days but not others, gender split etc etc.  Fuck it, the Saw Doctors definitely said something about being happy to take some of the GnR crowd, but they'd like to be as far away from them as possible.

 

Friday

B/\Bylon - Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Self Esteem / Hot Chip / Wet Leg / Jack Johnson / Alex G

Other - SZA / Queens of the Stone Age / London Grammar / Royal Blood / FKA twigs / Anne-Marie / Baby Queen / Suede

WH - Loyle Carner / The Delgados / Black Country, New Road / SAULT / easy life / Julia Jacklin / RAYE

Park - Damien Dempsey / Le Tigre / Little Simz / The Japanese House / Japanese Breakfast / Circa Waves / Ashnikko / The Dandy Warhols

Nonce - Editors / Warmduscher / Dry Cleaning / Maisie Peters / Sparks / shame / Angel Olsen

Saturday

B/\Bylon - Guns N' Roses / Halsey / Christine and the Queens / Paul Weller / Tanacious D / Tinariwen / Lizzy McAlpine

Other - ROSALÍA / Aphex Twin / Becky Hill / Bon Iver / Maggie Rogers / Gaz Coombes / Mimi Webb

WH - Arlo Parks / Lil Nas X / Mavis Staples / Richard Ashcroft / The Chicks / Nova Twins / Shygirl

Park - The Saw Doctors / Röyksopp / Sudan Archives / beabadoobee / Gabrielle Aplin / The Big Moon / Anna Calvi / Gretel Hänlyn / Peggy Gou

Nonce - Echo & the Bunnymen / Rina Sawayama / Billy Nomates / She Drew The Gun / The Murder Capital / Iggy Pop / American Football

Sunday

B/\Bylon - Elton John / Lizzo / Sam Smith / Rod Stewart / Bombay Bicycle Club / Gabriels / Zara Larsson

Other - Prodigy / The Black Keys / CHVRCHES / Django Django / Jamie T / Caroline Polachek / Jacob Collier

WH - Young Fathers / Fred again.. / Yo La Tengo / The Comet Is Coming / Ben Howard / PinkPantheress / Olivia Dean

Park - Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Alvvays / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Holly Humberstone / Jain / The Lemon Twigs / Joy Crookes / Yves Tumor

Nonce - The National / Bleachers / Fever Ray / The Allergies / Yard Act / Gwenno / Vieux Farka Touré

Yeah I mean this would be an absolute dream, but partially because of how many acts are playing much smaller slots than they would do if they did appear. Sparks mid-afternoon in the Nonce dome, Tenacious D mid-afternoon on Pyramid, Lil Nas X and Fred Again subbing West Holts, etc.

Also seeing Ashnikko on an open-air stage at about 2pm would be hilariously surreal.

[Euphoricape]

47 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Most of the below is based on acts I've been trying to listen to, but know very little about, on the assumption that I think most of them are free to play (as and when I attempted to check at least).  So, massive blind-spots in what I've been listening to (based on my poor taste), so probably lots of stuff missing, but any that you think definitely aren't playing let me know so that I can kick some of them off my playlist.

I've probably put as much effort into making the below neat with bold & under-lining as I have in terms of clashes and who's available on what days.  Christ, massive respect to anyone who's tried to do these before.  Who should play what stage, at what time of day, availability on some days but not others, gender split etc etc.  Fuck it, the Saw Doctors definitely said something about being happy to take some of the GnR crowd, but they'd like to be as far away from them as possible.

 

Friday

B/\Bylon - Arctic Monkeys / Pulp / Self Esteem / Hot Chip / Wet Leg / Jack Johnson / Alex G

Other - SZA / Queens of the Stone Age / London Grammar / Royal Blood / FKA twigs / Anne-Marie / Baby Queen / Suede

WH - Loyle Carner / The Delgados / Black Country, New Road / SAULT / easy life / Julia Jacklin / RAYE

Park - Damien Dempsey / Le Tigre / Little Simz / The Japanese House / Japanese Breakfast / Circa Waves / Ashnikko / The Dandy Warhols

Nonce - Editors / Warmduscher / Dry Cleaning / Maisie Peters / Sparks / shame / Angel Olsen

Saturday

B/\Bylon - Guns N' Roses / Halsey / Christine and the Queens / Paul Weller / Tanacious D / Tinariwen / Lizzy McAlpine

Other - ROSALÍA / Aphex Twin / Becky Hill / Bon Iver / Maggie Rogers / Gaz Coombes / Mimi Webb

WH - Arlo Parks / Lil Nas X / Mavis Staples / Richard Ashcroft / The Chicks / Nova Twins / Shygirl

Park - The Saw Doctors / Röyksopp / Sudan Archives / beabadoobee / Gabrielle Aplin / The Big Moon / Anna Calvi / Gretel Hänlyn / Peggy Gou

Nonce - Echo & the Bunnymen / Rina Sawayama / Billy Nomates / She Drew The Gun / The Murder Capital / Iggy Pop / American Football

Sunday

B/\Bylon - Elton John / Lizzo / Sam Smith / Rod Stewart / Bombay Bicycle Club / Gabriels / Zara Larsson

Other - Prodigy / The Black Keys / CHVRCHES / Django Django / Jamie T / Caroline Polachek / Jacob Collier

WH - Young Fathers / Fred again.. / Yo La Tengo / The Comet Is Coming / Ben Howard / PinkPantheress / Olivia Dean

Park - Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Alvvays / Unknown Mortal Orchestra / Holly Humberstone / Jain / The Lemon Twigs / Joy Crookes / Yves Tumor

Nonce - The National / Bleachers / Fever Ray / The Allergies / Yard Act / Gwenno / Vieux Farka Touré

Best prediction yet for me. Do u have any info on Aphex playing or just guessing?

[p.pete]

45 minutes ago, dreams_burn_down said:

This is easily my favourite of these I've seen so far. (Although partly because there are so many huge acts playing much further down the bill than they would do!)

Arctics < Pulp < Little Simz < SAULT < FKA twigs < Angel Olsen < Suede
Echo & the Bunnymen < Lil Nas X < Sudan Archives < Paul Weller < Iggy Pop < Shygirl
Elton < Lizzo < Yo La Tengo < Rod Stewart < Bombay Bucycle Club < Caroline Polachek < Joy Crookes < Yves Tumor

Which means I probably need to chop it in half 🙂  

[p.pete]

46 minutes ago, gfa said:

Always got a lot of respect for people who put in the time to make these proper ones so people like me who never bother making them can bash them!

Act placements are definitely all over the place i must say! Don't think we'll be seeing Peggy Gou up at midday - let alone opening the park! Arcadia kinda act or much later in the day.

Few ones - Joy Crookes did that kind of park slot but on pyramid in 2022, fred too low, national too low, iggy pop too low (secret?), lil nas x low, richard ashcroft low too i think more mid other, simz did WH headline 2022, easy life did similar slot to you have but on pyramid 2022, royal blood probably too low as well and i think self esteem might be a bit high. not sure qotsa are going to agree to other sub either 🙂 

That saturday is really not for me I must say!

I've  a few I forgot about that I could make a start on the Avalon stage with...  Father John Misty, Leftfield, Orbital...

[p.pete]

34 minutes ago, Tranquility of Solitude said:

Good lord.... Elton/Prodigy/Young Fathers/The National all clashing?!? What are you trying to do to me! 

Nothing personal - good opportunity to sack it off and go to greenfields for a gong bath

[BambooShanks]

19 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

Do u have any info on Aphex playing or just guessing?

He's doing a lot of festival appearances this summer and so far has a tasty looking GSH.

There is also the rumour that he was supposed to play last year but pulled out for unknown reasons though I can't remember how accurate the source was.

 

 

[p.pete]

22 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

Best prediction yet for me. Do u have any info on Aphex playing or just guessing?

Main info is that I don't remember them playing before (well, last 10 years at least) and they have a couple of gigs in Europe in the couple of weeks before Glastonbury.  It was a bun fight between them and Saw Doctors to headline the Park that night, turned nasty.

[gfa]

20 minutes ago, BambooShanks said:

He's doing a lot of festival appearances this summer and so far has a tasty looking GSH.

There is also the rumour that he was supposed to play last year but pulled out for unknown reasons though I can't remember how accurate the source was.

 

 

very accurate source, got every other act for arcadia right and actually told us Aphex dropped out before not appearing on the poster i believe

was Joey T