2023 Stage Predictions

[deadpheasant]

1 hour ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in. + a little look towards '24 & '25.

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey / Royal Blood / Wet Leg / Christine & The Queens / Sparks
Ot: Wikzid // Fred Again.. / Chvrches / Two Door Cinema Club / (Kooks Other Opener)
WH: Grace Jones // NxWorries / Pusha T / Denzel Curry
JP: Hot Chip // Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama / Shame
Pa: Underworld (Live) // Thundercat / The Murder Capital / Julia Jacklin
Avalon: The B52s
Arcadia: Four Tet x Fred Again x Skrillex
IICON: Aphex Twin

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Aitch / Becky Hill / Sugababes
Ot: Sam Smith // Two Door Cinema Club / Central Cee / Caroline Polachek
WH: Loyle Carner // Kelis / SAULT / Wu-Lu
JP: Pendulum (Live) // Goldfrapp / Death Grips / Nova Twins
Pa: Siouxie // Marcus Mumford / Weyes Blood / Fever Ray
Arcadia: Chemical Brothers (DJ Set)

Sunday
Py: Elton John // Lil Nas X / Blondie / Cat Stevens / Gilberto Gil + Family / Candi Staton
Ot: Queens of the Stone Age // The Black Keys / Slowthai / Dermot Kennedy
WH: The Prodigy (Live) // Rosalia / The Comet is Coming / Sudan Archives
JP: Editors // Angel Olsen / The Wombats / Yard Act / (Foo Fighers Secret Set)
Pa: FKA Twigs // Young Fathers / Japanese Breakfast / Alvvays
Arcadia: Haai b2b Jon Hopkins, VTSS b2b Daniel Avery, DnB DJs
 

Friday is very solid for me, really hoping for some decent hip hop.

[gfa]

1 hour ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in. + a little look towards '24 & '25.

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey / Royal Blood / Wet Leg / Christine & The Queens / Sparks
Ot: Wikzid // Fred Again.. / Chvrches / Two Door Cinema Club / (Kooks Other Opener)
WH: Grace Jones // NxWorries / Pusha T / Denzel Curry
JP: Hot Chip // Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama / Shame
Pa: Underworld (Live) // Thundercat / The Murder Capital / Julia Jacklin
Avalon: The B52s
Arcadia: Four Tet x Fred Again x Skrillex
IICON: Aphex Twin

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Aitch / Becky Hill / Sugababes
Ot: Sam Smith // Two Door Cinema Club / Central Cee / Caroline Polachek
WH: Loyle Carner // Kelis / SAULT / Wu-Lu
JP: Pendulum (Live) // Goldfrap / Death Grips / Nova Twins
Pa: Siouxie // Marcus Mumford / Weyes Blood / Fever Ray
Arcadia: Chemical Brothers (DJ Set)

Sunday
Py: Elton John // Lil Nas X / Blondie / Cat Stevens / Gilberto Gil + Family / Candi Staton
Ot: Queens of the Stone Age // The Black Keys / Slowthai / Dermot Kennedy
WH: The Prodigy (Live) // Rosalia / The Comet is Coming / Sudan Archives
JP: Editors // Angel Olsen / The Wombats / Yard Act / (Foo Fighers Secret Set)
Pa: FKA Twigs // Young Fathers / Japanese Breakfast / Alvvays
Arcadia: Haai b2b Jon Hopkins, VTSS b2b Daniel Avery, DnB DJs

2024:
Dua Lipa
Pulp
Madonna

2025:
The 1975
Harry Styles
Taylor Swift
 

Thought general consensus is pulp aren't big enough for it anymore?

two door twice in there btw

saturday afternoon a bit dire for me lol

[BenG92]

9 minutes ago, gfa said:

saturday afternoon a bit dire for me lol

Weyes Blood would be a great lie down in the grass to recharge for the night. 

[listenstolotsofcrap]

40 minutes ago, gfa said:

Thought general consensus is pulp aren't big enough for it anymore?

two door twice in there btw

saturday afternoon a bit dire for me lol

Think Pulp are big enough to headline it in 2024 if The Cure were in 2019. At the time I went to see Cure I knew about 3 of their songs, I could name far more Pulp tracks and I don't listen to either really. They'd also smash it, just like Cure did.

Thanks for spotting Two Door duplicate, was moving them around bcos I had Lizzo vs Halsey vs Kelis and felt too unfair to clash three female subheads and forgot to replace one Two Door. Not really sure where to put them tbh, stocks certainly dropped from a few years ago.

And I agree, Saturday is looking a bit dire, perhaps Aphex is in John Peel instead of Pendulum if he is playing. Could only see there, West Holts or somewhere in SE.

[gfa]

14 minutes ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Think Pulp are big enough to headline it in 2024 if The Cure were in 2019. At the time I went to see Cure I knew about 3 of their songs, I could name far more Pulp tracks and I don't listen to either really. They'd also smash it, just like Cure did.

Thanks for spotting Two Door duplicate, was moving them around bcos I had Lizzo vs Halsey vs Kelis and felt too unfair to clash three female subheads and forgot to replace one Two Door. Not really sure where to put them tbh, stocks certainly dropped from a few years ago.

And I agree, Saturday is looking a bit dire, perhaps Aphex is in John Peel instead of Pendulum if he is playing. Could only see there, West Holts or somewhere in SE.

yeah fair enough

more meant the afternoon tbh when the main stages are like capaldi aitch becky hill and central cee lol

Edited February 27, 2023 by gfa

[stanh]

4 hours ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in.

Fri: The Kooks -> Two Door Cinema Club -> Pusha T -> Fred Again../Lana Del Rey -> Arctic Monkeys 

Sat: Sugababes -> Becky Hill -> Aitch -> Central Cee -> Lizzo -> Loyle Carner 

Sun: Candi Staton -> Foo Fighters -> Sudan Archives -> Blondie/Slowthai/The Wombats -> Lil Nas X/Rosalía -> Elton John

 

Damn, those Arcadia headliners would tempt me up there each night!! Would love to see VTSS there especially.

[Euphoricape]

5 hours ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

Taken inspo from elswhere to fill out what I think/hope might be around. Sure there's some awful clashes and wrong slots but tried to fit my thought in. + a little look towards '24 & '25.

Friday
Py: Arctic Monkeys // Lana Del Rey / Royal Blood / Wet Leg / Christine & The Queens / Sparks
Ot: Wikzid // Fred Again.. / Chvrches / Two Door Cinema Club / (Kooks Other Opener)
WH: Grace Jones // NxWorries / Pusha T / Denzel Curry
JP: Hot Chip // Bloc Party / Rina Sawayama / Shame
Pa: Underworld (Live) // Thundercat / The Murder Capital / Julia Jacklin
Avalon: The B52s
Arcadia: Four Tet x Fred Again x Skrillex
IICON: Aphex Twin

Saturday
Py: Guns n’ Roses // Lizzo / Lewis Capaldi / Aitch / Becky Hill / Sugababes
Ot: Sam Smith // Two Door Cinema Club / Central Cee / Caroline Polachek
WH: Loyle Carner // Kelis / SAULT / Wu-Lu
JP: Pendulum (Live) // Goldfrap / Death Grips / Nova Twins
Pa: Siouxie // Marcus Mumford / Weyes Blood / Fever Ray
Arcadia: Chemical Brothers (DJ Set)

Sunday
Py: Elton John // Lil Nas X / Blondie / Cat Stevens / Gilberto Gil + Family / Candi Staton
Ot: Queens of the Stone Age // The Black Keys / Slowthai / Dermot Kennedy
WH: The Prodigy (Live) // Rosalia / The Comet is Coming / Sudan Archives
JP: Editors // Angel Olsen / The Wombats / Yard Act / (Foo Fighers Secret Set)
Pa: FKA Twigs // Young Fathers / Japanese Breakfast / Alvvays
Arcadia: Haai b2b Jon Hopkins, VTSS b2b Daniel Avery, DnB DJs

2024:
Dua Lipa
Pulp
Madonna

2025:
The 1975
Harry Styles
Taylor Swift
 

Aphex at icon is the dream!! That stage was made for him.

[listenstolotsofcrap]

1 hour ago, Euphoricape said:

Aphex at icon is the dream!! That stage was made for him.

It was said he was meant to do Arcadia last year. Really hope he's not there as I think it stinks but IICON, as you say, seems a naturable fit. There is the dream, I'll happily take WH or JP tho.

[listenstolotsofcrap]

2 hours ago, stanh said:

Damn, those Arcadia headliners would tempt me up there each night!! Would love to see VTSS there especially.

I'm really hoping I get to catch her as I was meant to see her last year at an event but she dropped out with illness...they're killing it atm! Hopefully another set down in SE or SH. 

[stanh]

1 minute ago, listenstolotsofcrap said:

I'm really hoping I get to catch her as I was meant to see her last year at an event but she dropped out with illness...they're killing it atm! Hopefully another set down in SE or SH. 

Fingers crossed! Hoping for more techno in general across the board this year, feeling very optimistic about it at the moment!

[rwoo]

On 2/26/2023 at 11:39 AM, Matt42 said:

As we approach March... Just a prediction.

Friday

Pyramid Stage: Arctic Monkeys // Pulp // Royal Blood // Wet Leg // Christine & The Queens

Other Stage: Wizkid // Fred Again.. // Hozier // CHVRCHES

West Holts: Grace Jones

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): Hot Chip

Park: Sparks

Saturday

Pyramid Stage: Guns N’ Roses // Lizzo // Lewis Capaldi // Aitch // The Chicks

Other Stage: Sam Smith // Becky Hill // NxWorries // Central Cee

West Holts: Aphex Twin

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): FKA TWIGS

Park: London Grammar

Sunday

Pyramid Stage: Elton John // Lil Nas X // BLACKPINK // Cat Stevens // Blondie 

Other Stage: Queens of the Stone Age // The War on Drugs // Rosalia // Dermott Kennedy

West Holts: Loyle Carner

(The stage formerly know as John Peel): Pendulum

Park: Death Grips

 

Very Special Guests: Foo Fighters (christening the new tent).

What kind of slot does anyone think Cigarettes after Sex would get? Would love to chill out and see them in the afternoon sunshine. (Why did my brain find it so difficult to spell Cigarette?!)

[dreams_burn_down]

13 minutes ago, rwoo said:

What kind of slot does anyone think Cigarettes after Sex would get? Would love to chill out and see them in the afternoon sunshine. (Why did my brain find it so difficult to spell Cigarette?!)

Find it quite hard to place them tbh. Park evening? Early on the Other?

[T-Mouse]

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastonbury23/?user=0zkd4j.h2

Some fine chap has thrown this together. 

All I can say personally is things can only get better. It would be an all timer dud of a year for me. Saturday especially is really rough. 

[Superscally]

1 hour ago, T-Mouse said:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastonbury23/?user=0zkd4j.h2

Some fine chap has thrown this together. 

All I can say personally is things can only get better. It would be an all timer dud of a year for me. Saturday especially is really rough. 

Best line up I've seen in ages. That QOTSA/Elton clash though is a galler.

[kingcrawler]

1 hour ago, T-Mouse said:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastonbury23/?user=0zkd4j.h2

Some fine chap has thrown this together. 

All I can say personally is things can only get better. It would be an all timer dud of a year for me. Saturday especially is really rough. 

You’re very welcome. Lots of guesswork as always but enough there for a good weekend for me.

[stanh]

2 hours ago, T-Mouse said:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastonbury23/?user=0zkd4j.h2

Some fine chap has thrown this together. 

All I can say personally is things can only get better. It would be an all timer dud of a year for me. Saturday especially is really rough. 

Fri: The Kooks -> Sugababes -> Pip Millett -> Hozier -> CHVRCHES -> Lana Del Rey/Fred Again.. -> The Prodigy

Sat: Courting -> Candi Staton -> The Big Moon -> Aitch -> Nia Archives/Cat Burns -> Lizzo -> Central Cee/PinkPantheress -> Loyle Carner 

Sun: Georgia -> Los Bitchos -> Asake/Mimi Webb -> RAYE/Knucks -> Blondie -> Becky Hill -> Lil Nas X -> Elton John

 

Solid weekend that.

[circus92]

22 minutes ago, kingcrawler said:

You’re very welcome. Lots of guesswork as always but enough there for a good weekend for me.

Great work.  I would be well happy with this - no terrible clashes and loads to see for me.

[circus92]

I’m absolutely loving this clashfinder - has just ramped the excitement right up for me.  Brings back great memories of the buildup last year 😁

Great job @kingcrawler 🙏

[Pr0paneNightm4re]

2 hours ago, T-Mouse said:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastonbury23/?user=0zkd4j.h2

Some fine chap has thrown this together. 

All I can say personally is things can only get better. It would be an all timer dud of a year for me. Saturday especially is really rough. 

Prodigy/AM clash would be very upsetting. I know it’s not ideal but Elton/Prodigy would be a much better clash in terms of genre overlap.

[kingcrawler]

5 minutes ago, circus92 said:

I’m absolutely loving this clashfinder - has just ramped the excitement right up for me.  Brings back great memories of the buildup last year 😁

Great job @kingcrawler 🙏

You can’t beat some coloured rectangles for getting the Glastonbury buzz going.

[T-Mouse]

19 minutes ago, Pr0paneNightm4re said:

Prodigy/AM clash would be very upsetting. I know it’s not ideal but Elton/Prodigy would be a much better clash in terms of genre overlap.

Friday would be crackin. Having done AM on plenty of times before its an easy choice of Proj Friday. Some Leg. Some comet. Some Frod. 

Still absolutely gutted Pulp are looking much less likely now with the Lana news. Tbh looking at the wealth of shows pulp have scheduled elsewhere, that still need to sell, it shouldn't be a surprise. Alas.

[gfa]

24 minutes ago, T-Mouse said:

Friday would be crackin. Having done AM on plenty of times before its an easy choice of Proj Friday. Some Leg. Some comet. Some Frod. 

Still absolutely gutted Pulp are looking much less likely now with the Lana news. Tbh looking at the wealth of shows pulp have scheduled elsewhere, that still need to sell, it shouldn't be a surprise. Alas.

They will have been on sale for 4-5 months though, most sales will be done. could always be announced later to increase time they sell for too. Stranger things have happened imo - for a similar case look at all the outdoor shows Noel did last year and he got announced

[dreams_burn_down]

38 minutes ago, T-Mouse said:

Still absolutely gutted Pulp are looking much less likely now with the Lana news.

Wait what?

[T-Mouse]

2 hours ago, dreams_burn_down said:

Wait what?

Rumour has it they've bagged Lana. It would be safeish to assume she is subbing and that would only leave Friday. Perhaps the stars will align, Lana has accepted Pyramid 3rd down and Pulp still find their way into the sub slot. As @gfasays those shows have been on sale a while. There's still hope 🙏

[FloorFiller]

4 hours ago, T-Mouse said:

Rumour has it they've bagged Lana. It would be safeish to assume she is subbing and that would only leave Friday. Perhaps the stars will align, Lana has accepted Pyramid 3rd down and Pulp still find their way into the sub slot. As @gfasays those shows have been on sale a while. There's still hope 🙏

If Lana is playing she’s almost certainly subbing like she was supposed to in ‘20 so yeah, a big shiter on the Pulp front, so can only hope they’re at least playing a secret set instead if that’s what comes to be.