I think deep in your heart you only 99% sincerely want to be there, so the Glasto Gods looked down on you and said 'here's 3 x 8 hour shifts now crack on' 🙂
If the headliners have pulled in a lot of new attendees, it'll be interesting to see what they do for the rest of the festival.
My 19 year old daughter is a bit Charlie XCX fan, but she's also heard of a lot of the 'bedroom indie' that has gone big, like Clairo, and beabadoobee. Other than that, and a few of the bigger indie/pop acts, I wonder if the dance/djs are going to attract a lot of people - similar to a festival like Parklife with a few big live acts, and a lot of djs.
There just doesn't seem a huge amount of other stuff in the live lineup that is anywhere close to the three main headliners.
The first guess was Luke Coombs based on the picture being of a 'Fast Car' but then Leaks said the clue wasn't about an artist (but the guess was of an artist based on a song title) so I assume it refers to neither an artist nor a song title. @Sziget2025_Leaks is that right?