2024 Headliners

[Monty Pythagoras]

41 minutes ago, will gal said:

DAFT DAFT DAFT

[Hugh Jass II]

They've also missed the S off the end of Mavis Staples' surname.

[Monty Pythagoras]

1 minute ago, Hugh Jass II said:

They've also missed the S off the end of Mavis Staples' surname.

They're two different people!

[foolee]

Poor attempt at a fake imo. Spelling mistakes, too many big names not at the top and The National twice. I do like the draft, black and white and photo though but if they had fixed the glaring issues it would’ve been believable. 

[Gnomicide]

So far, we've got The National on twice, Charli XCX, Mavis Staples and Ty Segall spelt incorrectly. 

But apart from that...😁

Edited February 8 by Gnomicide

[Krisesk]

To be fair, The National could sub Pyramid and then run over to headline Other. Never playing the same song twice.

Apart from Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks finishing both sets.

[Wakey321]

It's also missing Ac/Dc too.....

[1986]

If you wanted to be generous you could say it's a draft and the proper one will go out after its been checked. But yeah, fakeroo.

[DareToDibble]

38 minutes ago, Monty Pythagoras said:

DAFT DAFT DAFT

PUNK PUNK PUNK?

[turkey twizzler]

the bit at the bottom with the charities is slightly different to previous years. they've added in red cross and stuff.

so if it's a fake they've been clever about that. 

Red Cross’s Israel and Occupied Palestinian Territory Appeal is the charity by the looks of it.

EDIT - the 2022 poster does mention red cross actually sorry

Edited February 8 by turkey twizzler
debunked own theory

[Tables innit]

It needs to be soaked in cold tea,  crumpled up and had the edges burnt. 

[Andy0808 v5]

That was a nice 25 seconds of excitement. Back to the feeling of endless nothingness.

[incident]

1 hour ago, foolee said:

I do like the draft, black and white and photo though but if they had fixed the glaring issues it would’ve been believable. 

I actually think the Black and White is one of the things that gives away it being fake tbh.

If you load the full image and look at the bottom, it's got a Windows 10 taskbar on it. So it's a photo of a computer screen, and from the way it's shaded can safely say that the black and white effect isn't what's on screen - it's either due to the photo being taken in B&W, or an effect being added to it afterwards.

Which begs the question - in what scenario in 2024 would either of those occur other than someone trying to make something look more "underground"?

Edit: and given the splash of yellow in the top left - it's a filter that's been applied to the photo.

Edited February 8 by incident

[gigpusher]

1 hour ago, foolee said:

Poor attempt at a fake imo. Spelling mistakes, too many big names not at the top and The National twice. I do like the draft, black and white and photo though but if they had fixed the glaring issues it would’ve been believable. 

Given Glastonbury are prone to making the odd mistake it's the errors that make me think it's more believable (although I still think it's a fake)

[NorthernSoul52]

20 minutes ago, incident said:

I actually think the Black and White is one of the things that gives away it being fake tbh.

If you load the full image and look at the bottom, it's got a Windows 10 taskbar on it. So it's a photo of a computer screen, and from the way it's shaded can safely say that the black and white effect isn't what's on screen - it's either due to the photo being taken in B&W, or an effect being added to it afterwards.

Which begs the question - in what scenario in 2024 would either of those occur other than someone trying to make something look more "underground"?

Edit: and given the splash of yellow in the top left - it's a filter that's been applied to the photo.

Fake hues.

[DareToDibble]

The fact we are even giving this fake poster any thought shows how badly we need an announcement 😄 

Please save us from ourselves, Emily.

[mnightjamalan]

1 minute ago, DareToDibble said:

The fact we are even giving this fake poster any thought shows how badly we need an announcement 😄 

Please save us from ourselves, Emily.

So much so, that we're now considered newsworthy https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/glastonbury-2024-fans-impatient-line-28594229

But yes, that poster looks like bollocky bollocks, back to the slog and waiting expectantly for some official intel...

[DareToDibble]

6 minutes ago, Reify said:

So much so, that we're now considered newsworthy https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/music-nightlife-news/glastonbury-2024-fans-impatient-line-28594229

But yes, that poster looks like bollocky bollocks, back to the slog and waiting expectantly for some official intel...

Mad their rumours for headliners are The Killers, Rihanna, AC/DC and Madonna. Have they not been reading this thread properly!?

 

Also... "A mega-fan" @Gnomicide!

[SilverLining]

2 hours ago, TiZuff said:

its alot of effort to go through for a fake isnt it?

they also have spelled names wrong

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

[Robofish]

Interesting poster, if only for the fact that the one band I have been told will probably play the Park stage, and who I haven’t seen mentioned here at all, are on it. (Dexys).

[SilverLining]

1 minute ago, Robofish said:

Interesting poster, if only for the fact that the one band I have been told will probably play the Park stage, and who I haven’t seen mentioned here at all, are on it. (Dexys).

sure they have been mentioned in the bands touring thread, just not in this headliners thread as id default on my payment if that were the case.

[Gnomicide]

10 minutes ago, DareToDibble said:

Mad their rumours for headliners are The Killers, Rihanna, AC/DC and Madonna. Have they not been reading this thread properly!?

 

Also... "A mega-fan" @Gnomicide!

Mam! I'm in The Echo!

Those newspaper websites are almost unreadable, aren't they? So many ads.

[Walter Sobchak]

Man image if they shocked us all by announcing AC/DC 🤪

[Skip997]

Just now, Walter Sobchak said:

Man image if they shocked us all by announcing AC/DC 🤪

Pun intended?