BRITs 2023

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Hugh Jass II said:

So what’s the mole turned up?

Nothing so far.

[Ryan1984]

7 hours ago, gigpusher said:

They were but had a pretty tough break up so that will have been awkward as both of them were there. 

I think I’d turned over to Match of the Day by this point. Who is this guy?

What was the cringiest moment? Tom Grennan and Ellie Goulding? The sheer presence of Declan Rice?

[Crazyfool01]

7 hours ago, Hugh Jass II said:

So what’s the mole turned up?

Lets ask … @Funkyfairy! did you manage to get anything from the afterparty ? How was it ? 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

7 hours ago, Hugh Jass II said:

So what’s the mole turned up?

[MEGABOWL]

9 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

This shite that Guetta churns out, it really is fucking dreadful isn't is, so formulaic, the modern equivalent of Stock, Aitkin and Waterman. 

Double post

Edited February 12, 2023 by MEGABOWL

[MEGABOWL]

9 hours ago, Gnomicide said:

This shite that Guetta churns out, it really is fucking dreadful isn't is, so formulaic, the modern equivalent of Stock, Aitkin and Waterman. 

SAW actually wrote some stone cold classics in among the production line Radioactive Waste. Guetta ? Not so much.

[MEGABOWL]

9 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

So Harry Styles won tonight quite comfortably.

His song was very ‘nice.’ Like Take That with the edges smoothed off.

[MEGABOWL]

10 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

I think I'd even rather see her sub it than headline. There's something relaxed and unserious* about that slot that suits her. 

* I'm drinking BRITs style, that's the best word I have.

I agree. So many acts struggle in that slot but she’s made for it.

[gigpusher]

1 hour ago, Ryan1984 said:

I think I’d turned over to Match of the Day by this point. Who is this guy?

What was the cringiest moment? Tom Grennan and Ellie Goulding? The sheer presence of Declan Rice?

One of Harry Styles producers. 

[FloorFiller]

1 hour ago, Ryan1984 said:

I think I’d turned over to Match of the Day by this point. Who is this guy?

What was the cringiest moment? Tom Grennan and Ellie Goulding? The sheer presence of Declan Rice?

I was kinda half paying attention at that point but Tom Grennan asking Ellie if her tits were real was a particularly ‘wtf is going on here’ moment for sure. Must’ve been hitting the gack early to think saying that off the cuff was a good idea.

[Hugh Jass II]

1 hour ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Just spat my tea out!

[NorthernSoul52]

12 hours ago, stuartbert two hats said:

I love her, but she's very Ron Burgundy when she pulls out the flute.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks of Anchorman.

[Ryan1984]

1 hour ago, gigpusher said:

One of Harry Styles producers. 

Seen it now - it was Kid Harpoon, who played a few shows at Glastonbury in the mid-2000s.

[charlierc]

Forgot this was on, saw ten minutes including Tom Grennan's odd line in banter and the Wet Leg singer's Alex Turner cosplay, got bored and changed over to EFL highlights.

I mean, A for effort?

[savethatjek]

Tom Grennan does not have a good reputation before and after the chase & status debut, most of Bedford know that he’s vile

[clarkete]

2 hours ago, gigpusher said:

One of Harry Styles producers. 

Written songs with a long list of other folks too, list here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Harpoon

[Steveb72]

Just watched it now what absolute utter dross, it needs Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox back presenting it again.

[Amy Lawn]

can't believe I missed such a big banter night. What are they playing at doing it on Saturday?

[GeezLouise]

I don’t like Jack Whitehall normally but i’d much prefer him to mo. He’s got good rapport with the celebs ands listens to them when they speak
 

 

[FloorFiller]

18 minutes ago, GeezLouise said:

I don’t like Jack Whitehall normally but i’d much prefer him to mo. He’s got good rapport with the celebs ands listens to them when they speak
 

 

Yeah Jack actually has things to say to them, even if it mostly is just little jibes, whereas Mo had absolutely nothing and floundered at every opportunity. Never thought I’d come to the defence of Jack Whitehall but he at least got a couple of laughs from me when he did it. 

[gazzared]

I like that kemp bloke and I think it would've been much better if he'd been the host although any other host would've been better

[nikkic]

Maya Jama seems the obvious choice if we’re ousting Mo

[1MessageAgainDoneLeak]

22 hours ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

I hope it's @1MessageAgainDoneLeak

Not me unfortunately! 😂

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

14 minutes ago, 1MessageAgainDoneLeak said:

Not me unfortunately! 😂

Dammit, we needed someone super reliable and well-connected 

[Ayrshire Chris]

15 hours ago, Florian Saucer Attack said:

Love it, reminds me of the Billy Connolly incontinence  trousers joke.
Though seriously I’ve seen more outrageous outfits worn at fashion shows by super models down the decades.