You know you're obsessed with Glastonbury when....

[Bike_Like_A_Mum]

I'll start

 ...you get heart palpitations EVERY time you see a Glastonbury social media update thinking it might just be an announcement, only to see its just another reminder for the emerging talent competition... 😅

Let's have some more...GO!

[Crazyfool01]

[Bike_Like_A_Mum]

1 minute ago, Crazyfool01 said:

I knew this was coming!! 🤣 I've really gotta find you for a photo while we're there. That's really something 😊🫶🏼

[a6l6e6x]

When you're known at work as the guy that goes to Glastonbury every year and doesn't shut up about it

[Crazyfool01]

2 minutes ago, Bike_Like_A_Mum said:

I knew this was coming!! 🤣 I've really gotta find you for a photo while we're there. That's really something 😊🫶🏼

Apart from that … time obsessing on efests over the glasto cam and the weather … shoehorning it into every conversation despite the looks of boredom on the recipients faces . Wearing the merch … Bering surrounded by Glastonbury artwork 🖼️ 

Edited February 2, 2023 by Crazyfool01

[Ayrshire Chris]

When you frequently drive 450 miles there and back down to Pilton several times a year just to wander round the empty site and gaze longingly at the pyramid skeleton 😉

Edited February 2, 2023 by Ayrshire Chris

[Bike_Like_A_Mum]

@Crazyfool01I meant to show you this before, I may as well add it here as I suppose it makes sense in this thread.

Seeing as I think you share a Glasto birthday with me! (24th June) My sister made me this to take with me in 2013...god knows how i got it there in one piece! If you look closely enough you can even see the rolling stones on stage 🤣🤣 I shared it around with our camp neighbours.

[BambooShanks]

When you become an amateur meteorologist for the 6 weeks* prior to the festival

Or when you see a news article about potential headliners but you already know they are ruled out because of their tour schedule

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*who am I kidding, it's 6 months really

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

12 minutes ago, Bike_Like_A_Mum said:

@Crazyfool01I meant to show you this before, I may as well add it here as I suppose it makes sense in this thread.

Seeing as I think you share a Glasto birthday with me! (24th June) My sister made me this to take with me in 2013...god knows how i got it there in one piece! If you look closely enough you can even see the rolling stones on stage 🤣🤣 I shared it around with our camp neighbours.

I've ever made one cake in my whole life. It was a cake that I made for and brought to Glastonbury. It was a chocolate cake that was heavily laced with dope, and even had white powdered speed shaken over the top of it, to represent a sprinkle of icing sugar. Rather amazingly it got there in one piece. I shared it with my mates, and it seemed to go down well.

[stuie]

30 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

Out of upvotes.

Will return 🙂 

[Crazyfool01]

20 minutes ago, Bike_Like_A_Mum said:

@Crazyfool01I meant to show you this before, I may as well add it here as I suppose it makes sense in this thread.

Seeing as I think you share a Glasto birthday with me! (24th June) My sister made me this to take with me in 2013...god knows how i got it there in one piece! If you look closely enough you can even see the rolling stones on stage 🤣🤣 I shared it around with our camp neighbours.

Nice … mines the 23rd 🙂 all that moovement I’d have thought it might crumble 

[stuie]

34 minutes ago, Bike_Like_A_Mum said:

You know you're obsessed with Glastonbury when....

 

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

When you frequently drive 450 miles there and back down to Pilton several times a year just to wander round the empty site 😉

You really to find out when the festival is on beforehand.

 

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, stuie said:

 

Must do similar … one day 🙂 

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 minute ago, Ommadawn said:

You really to find out when the festival is on beforehand.

 

Our car just drives itself to the site when we leave the M5 

[moogster]

You buy clothing, camping gear, sporting gear and other randoms for non Glastonbury purpose only if they are Glastonbury proof. If it's not good enough for Glasto, I don't buy it

[Hutchmaster]

You pop to the shop wearing your Glastonbury hoody armed with one of your Glastonbury tote bags. My housemates have called me out on that one many a time.

[moogster]

When the test locations in your software are "Goan fish curry" and "West holts", the contact person M.Eavis and E.John (just made that one), etc.

[Jose Pose]

When you shoot down every single suggestion in your Whatssap group, because you know the touring schedule of every single act that could be booked for Glastonbury in intimate detail.