Who's Playing Where '23

[Franco Baresi]

Fatboy Slim's message said he was playing the Park Saturday, but didn't specify headlining (I think?) .. Possible that he's the penultimate act?? .. I remember seeing him on the John Peel a few years ago and he definitely wasn't headlining.

[FloorFiller]

2 minutes ago, Franco Baresi said:

Fatboy Slim's message said he was playing the Park Saturday, but didn't specify headlining (I think?) .. Possible that he's the penultimate act?? .. I remember seeing him on the John Peel a few years ago and he definitely wasn't headlining.

I think he’s already gonna ram the field out as a headliner so having him sub with less major clashes would be a bit silly, and there also isn’t a dance headliner on any other main stage that night so would make sense for him to headline. 

[bennyhana22]

44 minutes ago, Memory Man said:

Can’t see this. Dont think they’re big enough anymore. Current info on woodsies headliners are hot chip, christine & queens, Phoenix (not 100% certain but pretty likely)

I sooooo need this to be true! Phoenix are right at the top of my list and I am spectacularly bereft of headliners atm, so if they are confirmed for Woodsies, I'd be super happy. Any of the days, tbh!

Ben

[fightoffyour]

Phoenix already headlined JP on Sunday before as well in 2013. Please don't let it be then.

[bennyhana22]

Just now, fightoffyour said:

Phoenix already headlined JP on Sunday before as well in 2013. Please don't let it be then.

I. Need. Headliners.!!

The Arctics headlined the Pointy in 2013!

Please do let it be them!

Ben

[fightoffyour]

1 minute ago, bennyhana22 said:

I. Need. Headliners.!!

The Arctics headlined the Pointy in 2013!

Please do let it be them!

Ben

[Memory Man]

I think it will be. Its already a lower slot than they’d play at basically any other festival in mainland europe. 

[bennyhana22]

Just now, fightoffyour said:

I know!

But I'm leaving space at Pyramid for someone else!

Ben

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

9 minutes ago, bennyhana22 said:

I sooooo need this to be true! Phoenix are right at the top of my list and I am spectacularly bereft of headliners atm, so if they are confirmed for Woodsies, I'd be super happy. Any of the days, tbh!

Ben

The Phoenix (to headline FKA JPT on Sunday) comes from a very reliable source, Ben 

[Memory Man]

21 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

I think he’s already gonna ram the field out as a headliner so having him sub with less major clashes would be a bit silly, and there also isn’t a dance headliner on any other main stage that night so would make sense for him to headline. 

Agreed. There is no way on gods green earth than fatboy slim doesnt headline the park if he’s playing it. Its the only slot where its dark for a light show.

[bennyhana22]

4 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

The Phoenix (to headline FKA JPT on Sunday) comes from a very reliable source, Ben 

Out of upvotes (how??), but 🙏

Ben

[FloorFiller]

Phoenix on a mission to play to the smallest crowds possible each time they play Glastonbury.

[nikkic]

8 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

The Phoenix (to headline FKA JPT on Sunday) comes from a very reliable source, Ben 

Struggling for the “FKA” here?

What does it mean? 

[bennyhana22]

Formerly Known As

Ben

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just now, nikkic said:

Struggling for the “FKA” here?

What does it mean? 

Formerly Known As John Peel Tent 

[FuzzyDunlop]

1 minute ago, nikkic said:

Struggling for the “FKA” here?

What does it mean? 

Formally Known As

[nikkic]

Just now, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Formerly Known As John Peel Tent 

Ah yes.

More coffee needed.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just now, nikkic said:

Ah yes.

More coffee needed.

Sorry for the cryptic description, I just can't bring myself to call it..."Woodsies" 

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Sorry for the cryptic description, I just can't bring myself to call it..."Woodsies" 

I’m still calling west holts…  jazz world many years later although I’ve long since  accepted it as being a thing 

[nikkic]

16 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Sorry for the cryptic description, I just can't bring myself to call it..."Woodsies" 

It’s a shit name for sure.

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

Woodsies hands down the worst stage name. 

[FloorFiller]

Woodsies is both equally a completely shite name but also seems completely fitting for a lot of the acts who are booked for that stage. 

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

3 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

Woodsies is both equally a completely shite name but also seems completely fitting for a lot of the acts who are booked for that stage. 

With the name Woodsies I expect a load of fairies and goblins and Terry Pratchett-esque shit going on.

As if HENGE would headline it. 

[Crazyfool01]

I’m sure it’ll grow on us 🌲🌲🌲

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 hour ago, nikkic said:

It’s a shit name for sure.

From the creators who brought you "Variety Bazaar" comes a new stage...introducing "Woodsies".

I heard the south east corner is going to be known as "Ye Olde Shangri-la". Should be part of today's announcement.

They're turning the entire festival into a medieval theme park.