Who's Playing Where '23

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

38 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

I’m sure it’ll grow on us 🌲🌲🌲

You're on your last warning. One more and it's a downvote.

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[churlie100]

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

Edited May 16, 2023 by churlie100

[Euphoricape]

4 minutes ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

Excellent work! Working mens club confirmed they are playing Saturday on twitter. Hoping Pulp and The Hives fill 2 of those ??? gaps.

[p.pete]

6 minutes ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured)

The Jay (rumoured)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

Really like some of your placements (of the unconfirmed stuff) - hope you are pretty close!  A few things that I'm not going to try to hard to see, but would like to, like Chicks & Alt-J, that you have on early enough that I'd be happy to go along to.  Reckon I could make that placement of Carly Rae work.  Any idea how solid Japanese Breakfast rumour is?, seen them mentioned a few places but presumably everyone referencing each other after a while

[Primalcrux]

I thought that the chicks were 'confirmed' for Sunday? I believe they are playing other shows on both Friday and Saturday

[FloorFiller]

5 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Any idea how solid Japanese Breakfast rumour is?, seen them mentioned a few places but presumably everyone referencing each other after a while

I believe somebody over at the ###### has seen the full Sunday Other lineup so those acts and running order should be correct. 

edit: ha didn’t realise it was so forbidden. Well, let’s just say ‘the other place’ then.

Edited May 16, 2023 by FloorFiller

[Franco Baresi]

Murder Capital are confirmed for Friday 2pm John Peel.

[CantWaitForGlasto22]

17 minutes ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

Thanks for this. Any idea how solid the info on Manics is? Know they are playing but was hoping they’d be later in the day rather than Other opener on the Fri 

[incident]

1 minute ago, CantWaitForGlasto22 said:

Thanks for this. Any idea how solid the info on Manics is? Know they are playing but was hoping they’d be later in the day rather than Other opener on the Fri 

It'll be guesswork. I would bet a substantial amount of money that they're not Other opener.

[p.pete]

3 minutes ago, FloorFiller said:

I believe somebody over at the ###### has seen the full Sunday Other lineup so those acts and running order should be correct. 

edit: ha didn’t realise it was so forbidden. Well, let’s just say ‘the other place’ then.

I know the place you mean 😉 

Yeah, I'd heard the 'surprised all Sunday Other lineup not known yet' comments, and then managed to get a hold of the latest available info from the other-other place, which did have Japanese Breakfast on it - just wasn't sure how solid the info was.  Going to give The Jay a listen to too in that case 🙂 

[glimmers_of_hope]

I really, really hope that weyes blood doesn't clash with Lizzo, that would really suck.

[churlie100]

Ugh, just tried to make edits with all everyone's pointers about confirmed times and apparently you can't edit posts after a certain amount of time? That's a silly rule. Anyway I'll post an updated one in a bit to give people time to point out any other errors. Thanks for the help all!

Also if anyone does have any better ideas about Manic Street Preachers placement please let me know. As I'm not a fan I think I just stuck them at Other opener to keep them out of a big spot they're probably going to get.

[king_oxymoron]

Your Carly/Maneskin clash would be a dagger to my heart! 

[oakdown]

1 hour ago, churlie100 said:

FRIDAY

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

Much as Other is my least favourite stage, and I'd hate to be spending so much time there on a day where I've still got fresh legs, that run of Chvrches > CRJ > Fred Again.... is lovely.

[chazwwe]

1 hour ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

Is this is the line up then it's way stronger than I thought it was just by the poster. Already got choices to make

[gfa]

theres still some big other acts to come i reckon. CRJ 3rd down surely not

[p.pete]

1 minute ago, gfa said:

theres still some big other acts to come i reckon. CRJ 3rd down surely not

Too high or too low?

[gfa]

5 minutes ago, p.pete said:

Too high or too low?

Bit high i think

No way is Aitch 4th on another note - he's headlining Parklife.

Edited May 16, 2023 by gfa

[p.pete]

6 minutes ago, gfa said:

Bit high i think

Maybe - I was looking at an earlier lineup guess (from the other place), what they had for Woodsies.  Not too bad, half the stuff they predicted is in there (e.g. Murder Capital, Shame) - but they had Warpaint 3rd down on the Friday, Phoenix as sub on the Sunday and Rina 4th down on the Sunday.  (Potentially due to budget?) there might be a lot of things in higher spots than initially thought.

In this case it's probably a straight swap between Chvrches and CRJ.  I've probably seen Chvrches listed 3rd more often, this is the first time I've seen CRJ getting the higher spot.  Lazy spotify comparison CRJ has 16m monthly listeners (300k London) and a 2022 album, Chvrches have 4.5m monthly (124k London) and a 2021 album.

[circus92]

38 minutes ago, oakdown said:

Much as Other is my least favourite stage, and I'd hate to be spending so much time there on a day where I've still got fresh legs, that run of Chvrches > CRJ > Fred Again.... is lovely.

Yep - that caught my eye immediately.  I would be right there with you!

I actually really enjoyed the Other stage last year - some of my favourite sets and fantastic sound.  Hopefully if we get the big wraparound screens this year it will be even better

[circus92]

1 hour ago, churlie100 said:

Right as we're entering endgame, I figured I'd go through rumours and TBCs and try to work out what we've got left to announce on the major stages. Here's what I came up with:

FRIDAY

Pyramid

Arctic Monkeys (Confirmed)

Royal Blood (TBC)

???

???

Texas (TBC)

The Chicks

???

 

Other

Wizkid (Confirmed)

Fred Again (TBC)

Carly Rae Jepsen

Chvrches 

Raye

???

???

Manic Street Preachers

 

West Holts

Kelis (Confirmed)

Young Fathers (Confirmed)

Joey Badass (Confirmed)

Gabriels (Confirmed)

Louis Cole (Confirmed)

ADG7 (Confirmed)

Yaya Bey (Confirmed)

Deloitte Feminine Band (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Hot Chip (Confirmed)

Warpaint (TBC)

Maneskin

Pale Waves

The Big Moon

Digga D

Bru-C

The Sixsters (Confirmed)

 

Park

Fever Ray (TBC)

Sparks

???

???

???

???

???

???

???

 

SATURDAY

Pyramid

Guns ’n Roses (Confirmed)

Lizzo (Confirmed)

Lewis Capaldi (TBC)

???

???

Amadou & Mariam

???

 

Other

Lana Del Rey (Confirmed)

Central Cee

Tom Grennan (TBC) (unannounced)

Aitch (TBC)

Alt-J

???

???

???

 

West Holts

Loyle Carner (Confirmed)

Mahalia (Confirmed)

Ezra Collective (Confirmed)

Jacob Collier (Confirmed)

Third World (Confirmed)

Speakers Corner Quartet (Confirmed)

Kanda Bongo Man (Confirmed)

Say She She (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Christine And The Queens (Confirmed)

Rina Sawayama

The Courteeners (TBC)

Cat Burns (TBC)

Shame (TBC)

Flo

Wunderhorse

The Last Dinner Party (TBC)

 

Park

Fatboy Slim (TBC)

Weyes Blood

???

Ezra Collective

???

Shygirl

???

???

???

 

SUNDAY

Pyramid

Elton John

Lil Nas X

???

Yusuf/Cat Stevens 

Blondie (TBC)

Tinariwen

???

 

Other

Queens Of The Stone Age (TBC) (unannounced)

The War On Drugs (TBC)

Becky Hill (TBC)

Slowthai (TBC)

Dermot Kennedy (rumoured) (unannounced)

Nova Twins (TBC)

Japanese Breakfast (rumoured) (unannounced)

The Jay (rumoured) (unannounced)

 

West Holts

Rudimental (Confirmed)

Candi Staton (Confirmed)

Barrington Levy (Confirmed)

The Hu (Confirmed)

Sudan Archives (Confirmed)

Black Country, New Road (Confirmed)

Beth Orton (Confirmed)

Skinny Pelembe (Confirmed)

 

Woodsies

Phoenix (Confirmed)

Caroline Polachek

Editors

Slowdive (TBC)

The Murder Capital

Working Men’s Club

CMAT

The Love Buzz

 

Park

Thundercat (TBC)

Alison Goldfrapp (TBC)

Maggie Rogers

???

???

Stefflon Don

???

???

???

 

SOME CLARIFICATIONS

Basically if an act has 'Confirmed' next to it, official Glasto bods have confirmed their placement. If it says 'TBC', there's either a self-confirm or a generally considered to be correct rumour about the act's placement. If there's an act that says '(unannounced)' then that act hasn't been confirmed by Glasto bods yet but there's a strong rumour that they're playing at this specific stage and time.

If there's nothing next to that act's name, that's me guessing where they'll be based on comparisons to artist's of a similar size/style in 2022's lineup. 

Finally, if there's question marks, that's where I believe/hope there's still space for new acts to be announced.

Now I'll start doing my actual job that I was meant to start doing an hour and a half ago.

 

EDIT: Oh and the 'rumoured' ones on Sunday other are from someone earlier in this thread. Can't remember the source tbh.

Fantastic work - really helpful 👍

[Riggins]

seeing it all laid out like that really hits home how god awful it is - but oh well a festival to explore more 

[Robinn]

Wait, Fever Ray is headlining The Park on Friday? I was hoping to see the Manics during the Arctic Monkeys...

[Monty Pythagoras]

2 minutes ago, Riggins said:

seeing it all laid out like that really hits home how god awful it is - but oh well a festival to explore more 

I've not got tickets this year but if I had done I'd be using it as an opportunity to see what the smaller stages are like at headliner times and also to discover new areas/experiences that I wouldn't have had I had guaranteed preferences for who to see at the main stages.

Don't think the line up is as awful as I first thought it was now but agreed it's not going to be an all-timer.

Edited May 16, 2023 by Monty Pythagoras