Pilton weather and ground condition reports 2023

[deebeedoobee]

The diver, the jar, the stick and the cow

“I am so small” said the Diver. “Yes” said the Cow “ but you are a huge dick”

The weather reports in June, from the heart of Pilton, will contain:

• Rainfall in the last 24 hour period courtesy of the RAM jam jar and the latest scientific depth assessment.
• Water table height provided by the diver and Sticky Stick mark II
• Daily outside temperature and humidity taken at the la tour aux oignons
• Wind direction and cloud cover from Pilton Pat the weathervane 
• Ground moisture levels (new addition this year) using the latest technology from the Pokey Twins.
• A weekly weather interpretation and graphs sent in from our local weather experts
• A haiku 

Stick - A Haiku

Meandering thoughts

where a pointed, dry stick blows

betrayed by the cow

 

This thread is dedicated to Big Dog, who is very much missed, the big sh*t.

[westholtschic]

Just now, deebeedoobee said:

The diver, the jar, the stick and the cow

“I am so small” said the Diver. “Yes” said the Cow “ but you are a huge dick”

The weather reports in June, from the heart of Pilton, will contain:

• Rainfall in the last 24 hour period courtesy of the RAM jam jar and the latest scientific depth assessment.
• Water table height provided by the diver and Sticky Stick mark II
• Daily outside temperature and humidity taken at the la tour aux oignons
• Wind direction and cloud cover from Pilton Pat the weathervane 
• Ground moisture levels (new addition this year) using the latest technology from the Pokey Twins.
• A weekly weather interpretation and graphs sent in from our local weather experts
• A haiku 

Stick - A Haiku

Meandering thoughts

where a pointed, dry stick blows

betrayed by the cow

 

This thread is dedicated to Big Dog, who is very much missed, the big sh*t.

Thank you lovely 

[Alvoram]

17 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

The diver, the jar, the stick and the cow

“I am so small” said the Diver. “Yes” said the Cow “ but you are a huge dick”

The weather reports in June, from the heart of Pilton, will contain:

• Rainfall in the last 24 hour period courtesy of the RAM jam jar and the latest scientific depth assessment.
• Water table height provided by the diver and Sticky Stick mark II
• Daily outside temperature and humidity taken at the la tour aux oignons
• Wind direction and cloud cover from Pilton Pat the weathervane 
• Ground moisture levels (new addition this year) using the latest technology from the Pokey Twins.
• A weekly weather interpretation and graphs sent in from our local weather experts
• A haiku 

Stick - A Haiku

Meandering thoughts

where a pointed, dry stick blows

betrayed by the cow

 

This thread is dedicated to Big Dog, who is very much missed, the big sh*t.

It's happening!!! Thank you so much!

[paulshane]

Brilliant 🙂

[drunk pumpkin]

Now we're talking!

sh*t's just got real

Edited May 31, 2023 by drunk pumpkin

[Phoenix Girl]

Ahhhhh this makes it all feel so real! Amazing ❤️

[scaryclaireyfairy]

[Justcalledtosay]

Here. We. Go.

[Avalon_Fields]

Our very own reporter, on the ground, as it's happening. Better than the BBC, Accuweather and the rest combined!

[Tranquility of Solitude]

You watching Gav? This is what it’s all about. RIP Big Dog, gone but never forgotten.

[4AssedMonkey]

49 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

The diver, the jar, the stick and the cow

“I am so small” said the Diver. “Yes” said the Cow “ but you are a huge dick”

The weather reports in June, from the heart of Pilton, will contain:

• Rainfall in the last 24 hour period courtesy of the RAM jam jar and the latest scientific depth assessment.
• Water table height provided by the diver and Sticky Stick mark II
• Daily outside temperature and humidity taken at the la tour aux oignons
• Wind direction and cloud cover from Pilton Pat the weathervane 
• Ground moisture levels (new addition this year) using the latest technology from the Pokey Twins.
• A weekly weather interpretation and graphs sent in from our local weather experts
• A haiku 

Stick - A Haiku

Meandering thoughts

where a pointed, dry stick blows

betrayed by the cow

 

This thread is dedicated to Big Dog, who is very much missed, the big sh*t.

I've missed you so much.  And RIP Big Dog.  RIP. ❤️

[parsonjack]

Welcome back 😍

Let's get this party started! 

 

[balti-pie]

precisely the kind of nonsense i am here for 😊

[BambooShanks]

1 hour ago, deebeedoobee said:

The diver, the jar, the stick and the cow

 

THIS. THIS IS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR.

As much as I love a weather chart, there's no substitute for actual real world data direct from the source. 

I look forward to all the updates! thank you for all the effort you put in every year.

 

and RIP Big Dog.  May you be chasing all the rabbits in the big field in the sky

[Mark H]

I can’t tell you how excited I am that this is happening!! I’m on the other side of the world and don’t have a ticket this year, but this thread will be a daily highlight regardless.  Last seasons finale was a doozy!

[nikkic]

Now the build up can begin 

[eddie_corrigan]

not even going this year but was waiting for this 

[Dreamingofsunnydays]

Yeeeesssss! 

[Dillyblue]

I was wondering if this thread was coming! Thank you and sorry for your loss Xxx

[Ayrshire Chris]

Excellent!, let’s go, how’s the Mary’s gate puddle? It was just a bit of sludge a few weeks ago.

Big dog, your spirit and slobbers  live on.  

[deebeedoobee]

14 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Excellent!, let’s go, how’s the Mary’s gate puddle? It was just a bit of sludge a few weeks ago.

Big dog, your spirit and slobbers  live on.  

Mary’s gate is drier than a dry thing.

[deebeedoobee]

Thank you all for the welcome. 

I swear on Dave the diver’s life that the reports that follow are the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth with a handful of utter nonsense and a dash of dirt. All info is from the ground in Pilton as it is, no prediction, no probability data, no bullsh*t.

let the fun times commence 

[paulshane]

2 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

Thank you all for the welcome. 

I swear on Dave the diver’s life that the reports that follow are the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth with a handful of utter nonsense and a dash of dirt. All info is from the ground in Pilton as it is, no prediction, no probability data, no bullsh*t.

let the fun times commence 

This thread will be the highlight of my day, each day until the fest, I can tell 🙂

Edited May 31, 2023 by paulshane

[airwaves]

This is all you need for Glasto forecast

 

[Crazyfool01]

13 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

Thank you all for the welcome. 

I swear on Dave the diver’s life that the reports that follow are the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth with a handful of utter nonsense and a dash of dirt. All info is from the ground in Pilton as it is, no prediction, no probability data, no bullsh*t.

let the fun times commence 

Are you now running around the perimeter ?