Pilton weather and ground condition reports 2023

[El Weirdo]

6 minutes ago, BookAngel said:

Only just noticed that's a real onion! 😄

Fantastic thread.

Thought I was in the Glastocam thread and thought you were on about the top of the ribbon tower for a second.

[Tranquility of Solitude]

Fab @deebeedoobee keep em coming.

[fred quimby]

I am starting a petition that you have a segment on Points West after Ian Ferguson in the week before the festival

[Rula912]

Thank you so much @deebeedoobeethese posts make me so happy,  May Big dog have many rabbits to chase and a limitless supply of favourite treats over the rainbow bridge

[fred quimby]

21 hours ago, pilton digger said:

 

1. The Festivals own met people predict a blip before gates but a dry festival

One thing that makes me nervous about this is, mud aside of course, is all the pollen gets knocked off. Then when it dries and blows about my eyes seem to widen to catch ever bit going. Always have a day when my eyes are a mess. I do take eye drops but always seems to be one day. 

My issue of course. 

[watsonjm]

And its begun.  I can now officially start obsessing about the weather.  @deebeedoobee outstanding as always

 

Its good to be back

[pilton digger]

Marys gate puddle today. Gone a bit gobi

[CaledonianGonzo]

Awesome-o

[Quark]

7 hours ago, deebeedoobee said:

This thread does not deal in probability or predictions. I’ll leave that to the scientists. Here is just real time facts.

All I will comment on is my well has been dry for quite sometime now. The water table is not high, unlike in some previous years.

f'nar

[nikkic]

If @deebeedoobee's happy, I'm happy

[deebeedoobee]

“What do you think success is?” asked the Cow “ a dry longdrop seat” said the Diver.

Temperature at 9.57 am is 20.2 C and humidity is 50%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. Mickey E’s boots are dusty.

 

Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver can’t be arsed to stick his head in the hole.

Pilton Pat indicates a fresh breeze towards Glastonbury reclamation. Cloud 2/8 broken Cu

Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter. Even less moisterer than yesterday.

Haiku

Thirsty break of day

A saggy michael grinning

after the onion

[deebeedoobee]

18 minutes ago, Big durbs said:

Love these reports , just makes me smile 🙂

Which is exactly what they are here for. 😁

[paulshane]

Best thread on efests 🙂

[scaryclaireyfairy]

Loving the little Lego dudes building. 

[pauladam]

as always this thread is a thing of beauty 🙂 I have not been on efests for a while - but this is like a warm welcoming hug 🙂

[deebeedoobee]

“ What do you think is the biggest waste of time? “ asked the Cow. “ reading weather charts from Yeovilton” said the Diver

Temperature at 10.10 am is 18.3 C and humidity is 49%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. Michael is thinking of wearing crocs and may lose his dignity through the holes.

 

Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver unable to get his helmet wet, but has suspicious powder on re entry.

 

 

Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Green Ore. Cloud 0/8 . Harry ginners.

 

 

Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter.  In scientific terms it is Gandhi’s flip flop. 

 

 

Haiku

Great fun festival

A happy cider dancing

at the perfect tent

[2019]

11 minutes ago, deebeedoobee said:

“ What do you think is the biggest waste of time? “ asked the Cow. “ reading weather charts from Yeovilton” said the Diver

Temperature at 10.10 am is 18.3 C and humidity is 49%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. Michael is thinking of wearing crocs and may lose his dignity through the holes.

 

Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver unable to get his helmet wet, but has suspicious powder on re entry.

 

 

Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Green Ore. Cloud 0/8 . Harry ginners.

 

 

Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter.  In scientific terms it is Gandhi’s flip flop. 

 

 

Haiku

Great fun festival

A happy cider dancing

at the perfect tent

Every time I see these posts, my joy levels increase. Thank you deebeedoobee. X

[parsonjack]

Fantastic....loving the mystery construction taking place 😁

[chazthehoon]

We love to see it! ☀️

[pilton digger]

Please Note

 

@Deebeedoobee is now on site working at short notice, leaving me to hold the fort. As the rubbish we put up has always been a joint effort you will get the same random bollocks, just posted by me instead.  You won’t notice the difference.

 

 

“Sometimes I feel lost” Said the Diver, “Me too” said the Cow, “But there is a handy map in the programme and lots of signs to show you the way”

Temperature at 8.52 am is 14.8 C and humidity is 73%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. The Ram Jam Jar has a cobweb, some little fecker has claimed squatters rights and the council are not helping.

 

 

 

 

Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver has decided to see if there is a part time job on the build crew. Not sure he has done his site induction yet. I have decided that you don't need to see a picture of my dry hole on a Sunday.

Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Red Gate. Cloud 0/8 . Nice shade of blue, Dulux Sea blue at as guess, I wouldn't paint my house with it though.

 

 

 

 

Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter.  Dry, dry, dry. Not fitting the Nal’s narrative so far but he lives in hope. (Loving his work as always in the sciencey thread.)

 

 

 

 

Haiku

 

Alone break of day
Deebeedoobee is painting
enjoying the bins

Edited June 4, 2023 by pilton digger
spelling edit

[Stave]

Love it - keep em coming 

[clarkete]

2 hours ago, pilton digger said:

Please Note

 

@Deebeedoobee is now on site working at short notice, leaving me to hold the fort. As the rubbish we put up has always been a joint effort you will get the same random bollocks, just posted by me instead.  You won’t notice the difference.

 

 

“Sometimes I feel lost” Said the Diver, “Me too” said the Cow, “But there is a handy map in the programme and lots of signs to show you the way”

Temperature at 8.52 am is 14.8 C and humidity is 73%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. The Ram Jam Jar has a cobweb, some little fecker has claimed squatters rights and the council are not helping.

 

 

 

 

Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver has decided to see if there is a part time job on the build crew. Not sure he has done his site induction yet. I have decided that you don't need to see a picture of my dry hole on a Sunday.

Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Red Gate. Cloud 0/8 . Nice shade of blue, Dulux Sea blue at as guess, I wouldn't paint my house with it though.

 

 

 

 

Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter.  Dry, dry, dry. Not fitting the Nal’s narrative so far but he lives in hope. (Loving his work as always in the sciencey thread.)

 

 

 

 

Haiku

 

Alone break of day
Deebeedoobee is painting
enjoying the bins

Fabulous thanks 😊

[pilton digger]

“Doing nothing with friends is never doing nothing, is it?” Said the Diver, “No” said the Cow, “but it is a waste of time when there may be some decent Techno”

Temperature at 0820 am is 18.5 C and humidity is 64%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. The Ram Jam Jar squatters have formed a resident’s association and are intending to sue for reparations due to historical Arachnid abuse. We will be seeking legal advice.

 

Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver has been down to check in case some rip in the space time continuum has moistened the hole, alas his entry has been fruitless. All he got was scratches on his helmet.

 

 

Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Red Gate. Cloud 0/8 (minor AlCu but nt enough to count really). Farrow and Ball Cook's Blue.

 

 

Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter.  Guess what, it’s a bit dry. Ful on Jack Dee dry.

 

 

Haiku

Scorching midsummer
before bucket hat vomits
despite the glitter

[gigpusher]

Great to have the local weather report in full operation.

[HotChipWillBreakYourLegs]

1 hour ago, pilton digger said:

“Doing nothing with friends is never doing nothing, is it?” Said the Diver, “No” said the Cow, “but it is a waste of time when there may be some decent Techno”

 

Temperature at 0820 am is 18.5 C and humidity is 64%. Rainfall in last 24 hours is 0mm. The Ram Jam Jar squatters have formed a resident’s association and are intending to sue for reparations due to historical Arachnid abuse. We will be seeking legal advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Water table height in the well is 0mm. Diver has been down to check in case some rip in the space time continuum has moistened the hole, alas his entry has been fruitless. All he got was scratches on his helmet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pilton Pat indicates a light breeze towards Red Gate. Cloud 0/8 (minor AlCu but nt enough to count really). Farrow and Ball Cook's Blue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pokey Twins read no.1 on the moist-o-meter.  Guess what, it’s a bit dry. Ful on Jack Dee dry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Haiku

 

Scorching midsummer
before bucket hat vomits
despite the glitter

 

Mini ribbon tower is looking a bit wonky.  Is the onion too heavy?