2024 Stage Predictions

[glimmers_of_hope]

4 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

I would be there for sure. None of the rumoured Pyramid headliners appeal to me so hoping for decent alternatives elsewhere. 

Yeah I was really happy to see that they are playing festivals in Europe so it means they are active at least.  Saw them on the Mezzanine tour at the O2 and it was fantastic would love to see them doing a set which included other stuff as well. 

[glimmers_of_hope]

50 minutes ago, Skip997 said:

Not deliberately, but yea!

Had to check where I was - New Order, Other Stage is the answer

That was where I was as well to be fair,  very drunk though. Can't remember much of it 😀

[Sorcha17]

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Sam Smith, PJ Harvey, Keane, Arlo Parks, Gabrielle   
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Avril Lavigne, Bombay Bicycle Club, Noname, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - Chaka Khan, Tiwa Savage, Black Pumas, Tems, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Underworld, Suede, TBA(LCD Soundsystem), Olivia Dean, The Mary Wallopers,
Park - Future Islands, Jordan Rakei, Lankum, Orville Peck, L’objectif

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, SZA, Idles, Deacon Blue, Blossoms, Sugababes
Other - The Prodigy, Bring Me The Horizon, Rema, The Kooks, The Mysterines, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Kool and the Gang, Unknown T, Yussef Dayes, Mdou Moctar
Woodsies - Garbage, Mitski, TBA(Massive Attack), Ashnikko, The Big Moon
Park -  Michael Kiwanuka, Beth Gibbons, The Lottery Winners, Wunderhorse, Snail Mail

Sunday
Pyramid - Madonna, Dave, Snow Patrol, Shania Twain, Cyndi Lauper, Sam Ryder
Other - The National, AJ Tracey, Mabel, Fredo, Yard Act
West Holts - Kano, Sampha, Baaba Maal, Laura Mvula, Squid
Woodsies - Franz Ferdinand, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae, Tom Odell, Say She She
Park - Orbital, Angel Olsen, The Last Dinner Party, Romy, Bodega

[Mark H]

4 minutes ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Sam Smith, PJ Harvey, Keane, Arlo Parks, Gabrielle   
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Avril Lavigne, Bombay Bicycle Club, Noname, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - Chaka Khan, Tiwa Savage, Black Pumas, Tems, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Underworld, Suede, TBA(LCD Soundsystem), Olivia Dean, The Mary Wallopers,
Park - Future Islands, Jordan Rakei, Lankum, Orville Peck, L’objectif

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, SZA, Idles, Deacon Blue, Blossoms, Sugababes
Other - The Prodigy, Bring Me The Horizon, Rema, The Kooks, The Mysterines, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Kool and the Gang, Unknown T, Yussef Dayes, Mdou Moctar
Woodsies - Garbage, Mitski, TBA(Massive Attack), Ashnikko, The Big Moon
Park -  Michael Kiwanuka, Beth Gibbons, The Lottery Winners, Wunderhorse, Snail Mail

Sunday
Pyramid - Madonna, Dave, Snow Patrol, Shania Twain, Cyndi Lauper, Sam Ryder
Other - The National, AJ Tracey, Mabel, Fredo, Yard Act
West Holts - Kano, Sampha, Baaba Maal, Laura Mvula, Squid
Woodsies - Franz Ferdinand, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae, Tom Odell, Say She She
Park - Orbital, Angel Olsen, The Last Dinner Party, Romy, Bodega

Well done! This seems very likely to me based on the information to hand. The only possible change I would think about is whether PJ would be more suited to a later slot on a smaller stage? 
 

The Prodigy/Coldplay clash would hurt but I think that’s where things are going..

[Franky]

I’m sorry, did someone say Massive Attack. 
 

2008 still my all time favourite Glastonbury set. Although Fred this year came damn close ! 
 

2008 “Deliciously Dark” 

[Franky]

On 11/28/2023 at 7:41 PM, Euphoricape said:

Where would Massive Attack play? , other headliner?

Where’s this little nugget come from? They in the running? 

[foolee]

10 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Sam Smith, PJ Harvey, Keane, Arlo Parks, Gabrielle   
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Avril Lavigne, Bombay Bicycle Club, Noname, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - Chaka Khan, Tiwa Savage, Black Pumas, Tems, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Underworld, Suede, TBA(LCD Soundsystem), Olivia Dean, The Mary Wallopers,
Park - Future Islands, Jordan Rakei, Lankum, Orville Peck, L’objectif

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, SZA, Idles, Deacon Blue, Blossoms, Sugababes
Other - The Prodigy, Bring Me The Horizon, Rema, The Kooks, The Mysterines, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Kool and the Gang, Unknown T, Yussef Dayes, Mdou Moctar
Woodsies - Garbage, Mitski, TBA(Massive Attack), Ashnikko, The Big Moon
Park -  Michael Kiwanuka, Beth Gibbons, The Lottery Winners, Wunderhorse, Snail Mail

Sunday
Pyramid - Madonna, Dave, Snow Patrol, Shania Twain, Cyndi Lauper, Sam Ryder
Other - The National, AJ Tracey, Mabel, Fredo, Yard Act
West Holts - Kano, Sampha, Baaba Maal, Laura Mvula, Squid
Woodsies - Franz Ferdinand, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae, Tom Odell, Say She She
Park - Orbital, Angel Olsen, The Last Dinner Party, Romy, Bodega

Probably the most realistic/best effort so far and I’d be quite happy with this. Feeder would be great other openers as well. I’d go with this:

Feeder > Bombay Bicycle Club > Avril Lavigne > The Streets > Dua Lipa

Baby Queen > The Mysterines > The Kooks > Idles > BMTH > Coldplay

Yard Act > Shania Twain > Snow Patrol > Dave > Madonna

[Ben7amin_]

God I'd love to see Massive attack again. 

But sadly I can not see it  They cancelled all there shows when Angelo was diagnosed and that hiatus still seems to be in place after his death. 

There certainly not active right now.

 

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Except at this:

[StuwieG]

Any info on Kano? I've not seen any tour dates or festivals for him

[Justcalledtosay]

I wouldn't be too upset to see that line up from a none attending perspective. My FOMO would be low.

[LeFreak]

21 hours ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Sam Smith, PJ Harvey, Keane, Arlo Parks, Gabrielle   
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Avril Lavigne, Bombay Bicycle Club, Noname, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - Chaka Khan, Tiwa Savage, Black Pumas, Tems, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Underworld, Suede, TBA(LCD Soundsystem), Olivia Dean, The Mary Wallopers,
Park - Future Islands, Jordan Rakei, Lankum, Orville Peck, L’objectif

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, SZA, Idles, Deacon Blue, Blossoms, Sugababes
Other - The Prodigy, Bring Me The Horizon, Rema, The Kooks, The Mysterines, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Kool and the Gang, Unknown T, Yussef Dayes, Mdou Moctar
Woodsies - Garbage, Mitski, TBA(Massive Attack), Ashnikko, The Big Moon
Park -  Michael Kiwanuka, Beth Gibbons, The Lottery Winners, Wunderhorse, Snail Mail

Sunday
Pyramid - Madonna, Dave, Snow Patrol, Shania Twain, Cyndi Lauper, Sam Ryder
Other - The National, AJ Tracey, Mabel, Fredo, Yard Act
West Holts - Kano, Sampha, Baaba Maal, Laura Mvula, Squid
Woodsies - Franz Ferdinand, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae, Tom Odell, Say She She
Park - Orbital, Angel Olsen, The Last Dinner Party, Romy, Bodega

That would be an amazing lineup for me and glad to hear those that are more in the loop than I feel it's a fairly realistic one. Although if your stage times were to be accurate I'd have sickening amounts of clashes at night and be relatively quiet during the day. 

[On The Blend]

10 hours ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

Except at this:

They’re also playing Rock en Seine, they are absolutely active again.

Edited December 1, 2023 by On The Blend

[golden egg]

Surely LCD and Massive Attack are too big to be 3rd down on Woodsies? Even as a secret set it’s bound to be common knowledge by the time it happens 

 

as much as I’d like it

Edited December 1, 2023 by golden egg

[On The Blend]

1 hour ago, golden egg said:

Surely LCD and Massive Attack are too big to be 3rd down on Woodsies? Even as a secret set it’s bound to be common knowledge by the time it happens 

 

as much as I’d like it

Yeah the whole lineup is too ambitious. The second line is way too stacked even for Glasto and LCD/ Massive Attack third down on Woodsies is just dangerous.

[SkyRocket]

On 11/30/2023 at 8:45 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Sam Smith, PJ Harvey, Keane, Arlo Parks, Gabrielle   
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Avril Lavigne, Bombay Bicycle Club, Noname, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - Chaka Khan, Tiwa Savage, Black Pumas, Tems, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Underworld, Suede, TBA(LCD Soundsystem), Olivia Dean, The Mary Wallopers,
Park - Future Islands, Jordan Rakei, Lankum, Orville Peck, L’objectif

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, SZA, Idles, Deacon Blue, Blossoms, Sugababes
Other - The Prodigy, Bring Me The Horizon, Rema, The Kooks, The Mysterines, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Kool and the Gang, Unknown T, Yussef Dayes, Mdou Moctar
Woodsies - Garbage, Mitski, TBA(Massive Attack), Ashnikko, The Big Moon
Park -  Michael Kiwanuka, Beth Gibbons, The Lottery Winners, Wunderhorse, Snail Mail

Sunday
Pyramid - Madonna, Dave, Snow Patrol, Shania Twain, Cyndi Lauper, Sam Ryder
Other - The National, AJ Tracey, Mabel, Fredo, Yard Act
West Holts - Kano, Sampha, Baaba Maal, Laura Mvula, Squid
Woodsies - Franz Ferdinand, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae, Tom Odell, Say She She
Park - Orbital, Angel Olsen, The Last Dinner Party, Romy, Bodega

I wouldn't be at all surprised to see The Killers in there somewhere. 

[Alan_C]

On 11/30/2023 at 8:45 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Sam Smith, PJ Harvey, Keane, Arlo Parks, Gabrielle   
Other - Pulp, The Streets, Avril Lavigne, Bombay Bicycle Club, Noname, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - Chaka Khan, Tiwa Savage, Black Pumas, Tems, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Underworld, Suede, TBA(LCD Soundsystem), Olivia Dean, The Mary Wallopers,
Park - Future Islands, Jordan Rakei, Lankum, Orville Peck, L’objectif

Saturday
Pyramid - Coldplay, SZA, Idles, Deacon Blue, Blossoms, Sugababes
Other - The Prodigy, Bring Me The Horizon, Rema, The Kooks, The Mysterines, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Kool and the Gang, Unknown T, Yussef Dayes, Mdou Moctar
Woodsies - Garbage, Mitski, TBA(Massive Attack), Ashnikko, The Big Moon
Park -  Michael Kiwanuka, Beth Gibbons, The Lottery Winners, Wunderhorse, Snail Mail

Sunday
Pyramid - Madonna, Dave, Snow Patrol, Shania Twain, Cyndi Lauper, Sam Ryder
Other - The National, AJ Tracey, Mabel, Fredo, Yard Act
West Holts - Kano, Sampha, Baaba Maal, Laura Mvula, Squid
Woodsies - Franz Ferdinand, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae, Tom Odell, Say She She
Park - Orbital, Angel Olsen, The Last Dinner Party, Romy, Bodega

Suede are playing with the Manics on the Friday and Saturday of Glastonbury weekend. I don't see any way they wouldn't headline Woodsies, if they played that stage on the Sunday. Their 2015 set was unbelievable. 

[Kaboom Boxer]

What stage do people think would be the best fit for Death Cab / Postal Service if they played next year?

[MEGABOWL]

On 12/1/2023 at 11:10 PM, Alan_C said:

Suede are playing with the Manics on the Friday and Saturday of Glastonbury weekend. I don't see any way they wouldn't headline Woodsies, if they played that stage on the Sunday. Their 2015 set was unbelievable. 

It was superb. Would love to see them on the Sunday even if it sets up a horror clash for me with The National.

[glimmers_of_hope]

3 hours ago, MEGABOWL said:

It was superb. Would love to see them on the Sunday even if it sets up a horror clash for me with The National.

Yeah a suede/ the national/ Madonna Sunday clash would kill me. I bet that's what happens. 

[FloopFiller]

5 hours ago, Kaboom Boxer said:

What stage do people think would be the best fit for Death Cab / Postal Service if they played next year?

Would love to see both but unfortunately can’t see it happening. Death Cab subbed John Peel in 2015 so I imagine a double bill of them subbing/headlining could work.. but again, I don’t see it. 

On 12/1/2023 at 11:10 PM, Alan_C said:

Suede are playing with the Manics on the Friday and Saturday of Glastonbury weekend. I don't see any way they wouldn't headline Woodsies, if they played that stage on the Sunday. Their 2015 set was unbelievable. 

Don’t think they’d headline Woodsies with the already guitar-y National headlining at the same time. Mid/high Other if they play, although I think it’s most likely they won’t play given those dates.

[MEGABOWL]

3 hours ago, glimmers_of_hope said:

Yeah a suede/ the national/ Madonna Sunday clash would kill me. I bet that's what happens. 

Does seem a likely possibility at that point. Just need a Jungle or LCD Soundsystem on WH to get me properly confused.

[stanh]

On 11/30/2023 at 8:45 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday: L'objectif -> Olivia Dean -> TBA (LCD Soundsystem) -> The Streets -> Dua Lipa/Pulp

Saturday: Sugababes -> Wunderhorse -> Rema/IDLES -> SZA -> Coldplay/The Prodigy/Jungle

Sunday: Cyndi Lauper -> Shania Twain -> Mabel -> Dave -> Madonna/Kano

[parkerpenguin]

My first time attempting to do stage predictions as I had a bit of time to kill this morning. Apologies as I'm sure there are quite a few errors and people playing where they should't be etc but unfortunately I didn't have enough time to do more research and it was all a bit rushed.

Friday

Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Pulp, PJ Harvey, Hozier, Arlo Parks

Other - SZA, The Streets, Keane, IDLES, Feeder

West Holts - Chaka Khan, Denzel Curry, Jai Paul, Black Pumas, Los Bitchos

Woodsies - Pendulum, Parcels. Courtney Barnett, Everything Everything, Olivia Dean

Park - LCD Soundsystem, Declan McKenna, Tom Odell, CMAT, Romy

 

Saturday

Pyramid - Coldplay, Olivia Rodrigo, Snow Patrol, Sugababes, Troye Sivan

Other - The Prodigy, Bring Me The Horizon, The Kooks, Blossoms, The Mysterines

West Holts - Jungle, FKA Twigs. Kano, Ezra Collective, Yussef Dayes

Woodsies - Massive Attack, Jake Bugg, L'Imperatrice, Mabel, The Lottery Winners

Park - The Smile, Alvvays, The Hives, Wunderhorse, Peach Pit

 

Sunday

Pyramid - Madonna, Dave, Lenny Kravitz, Stevie Nicks, Jorja Smith

Other - The National, Avril Lavigne, Nothing But Thieves, Bombay Bicycle Club, Michael Kiwanuka

West Holts - Justice, Sampha, JPEGMAFIA, Brittany Howard, Gregory Porter

Woodsies - Franz Ferdinand, Mitski, Bleachers, Yard Act, The Big Moon

Park - Future Islands, Omar Apollo, Gabrielle, Jordan Rakei, Angel Olsen

[stanh]

8 hours ago, parkerpenguin said:

My first time attempting to do stage predictions as I had a bit of time to kill this morning. Apologies as I'm sure there are quite a few errors and people playing where they should't be etc but unfortunately I didn't have enough time to do more research and it was all a bit rushed.

Friday: Olivia Dean -> Hozier -> Jai Paul -> Pulp -> Dua Lipa/SZA

Saturday: Troye Sivan -> Sugababes -> Kano -> Olivia Rodrigo -> Coldplay/The Prodigy/Jungle

Sunday: Jorja Smith -> Stevie Nicks -> JPEGMAFIA/Bleachers -> Dave/Sampha/Omar Apollo -> Justice (maybe a bit of Madge)

 

Would be a cracker of a weekend that, Jorja Smith however is R&L exclusive.