2024 Stage Predictions

[Acid_Haze]

4 hours ago, adequate8 said:

King Krule?

Wow they just keep coming 😮 slow down.

So far you've mentioned - Dexys, The Mary Wallopers, Moonchild Sanelly and King Krule. Feels to me that you're talking about the Park stage lineup this year

Edited February 17, 2024 by Acid_Haze

[CaledonianGonzo]

Really hope Dexys get an early slot. Kicking the day off with some amphetamine soul is my kind of power breakfast.

[Sorcha17]

Friday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Burna Boy, Wet Leg, Idles, Cyndi Lauper, Sugababes, Pete Tong Ibiza Classics
Other - SZA, The Streets, Two Door Cinema Club, Rema, Holly Humberstone, Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes, Michael Marcagi, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - LCD Soundsystem, Sampha, Knucks, Sister Sledge, YG Marley, Maruja, Elmiene, Sekou
Woodsies - The Smile, Bombay Bicycle Club, TBA (Kasabian), Olivia Dean, Swim Deep, Caity Baser, L Devine, Bodega, Capo Lee
Park - Fontaines D.C., Barry Can’t Swim, Romy, Jordan Rakei, Nadine Shah, King Krule, Kneecap, Hiatus Kaiyote, Another Sky

Saturday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, The Killers(TBA slot), Keane, The Last Dinner Party, Gabrielle, Orchestra Baobab
Other - Pulp, Janelle Monae, Ice Spice, Ghetts, Kim Petras, Tyla, Ocean Colour Scene, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Michael Kiwanuka, Jpegmafia, Ayra Starr, Kool and the Gang, Aamarae, Mdou Moctar, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Khruangbin, Air, Gossip, The Wombats, Ashnikko, Casisdead, Bar Italia, Waxahatchee, Venus Grrrls,
Park - Orbital, The Breeders, Genesis Owusu, Orville Peck, Remi Wolf, Bob Vylan, A Certain Radio, Ty Segall, André 3000

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Dave, Chaka Khan, Shania Twain, Busted, Sam Ryder, Amwaj Choir
Other - The National, Avril Lavigne, Asake, Paloma Faith, CMAT, Kenya Grace, The Mary Wallopers
West Holts - Grace Jones, Brittany Howard, Bakar, Baaba Maal, Squid, Sofia Kourtesis, Natasha Chansa, Manga Saint Hilaire
Woodsies - Justice, Suede, Pendulum, Tate McRae, Ride, The Japanese House, Antony Szmierek, Youth Lagoon, Heavy Lungs
Park - Jessie Ware, Dexys, TBA (Bloc Party Silent Alarm), Kim Gordon, Nubya Garcia, Lankum, Los Bitchos, Fat Dog, Ditz

Edited February 20, 2024 by Sorcha17

[golden egg]

Imagine getting Andre 3000 at Glasto and he’s on the park at lunchtime playing flute 

[gherkin8r]

Strong woodsies lineup that 

[Acid_Haze]

33 minutes ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Burna Boy, Wet Leg, Idles, Cyndi Lauper, Sugababes, Pete Tong Ibiza Classics
Other - SZA, The Streets, Two Door Cinema Club, Rema, Holly Humberstone, Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes, Michael Marcagi, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - LCD Soundsystem, Sampha, Knucks, Sister Sledge, YG Marley, Maruja, Elmiene, Sekou
Woodsies - The Smile, Bombay Bicycle Club, TBA (Kasabian), Olivia Dean, Swim Deep, Caity Baser, L Devine, Bodega, Capo Lee
Park - Fontaines D.C., Barry Can’t Swim, Romy, Jordan Rakei, Nadine Shah, King Krule, Kneecap, Hiatus Kaiyote, Another Sky

Saturday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, The Killers(TBA slot), Keane, The Last Dinner Party, Gabrielle, Orchestra Baobab
Other - Pulp, Janelle Monae, Ice Spice, Ghetts, Kim Petras, Tyla, Ocean Colour Scene, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Michael Kiwanuka, Jpegmafia, Ayra Starr, Kool and the Gang, Aamarae, Mdou Moctar, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Khruangbin, Air, Gossip, The Wombats, Ashnikko, Casisdead, Bar Italia, Waxahatchee, Venus Grrrls,
Park - Orbital, The Breeders, Genesis Owusu, Orville Peck, Remi Wolf, Bob Vylan, A Certain Radio, Ty Segall, André 3000

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Dave, Chaka Khan, Shania Twain, Busted, Sam Ryder, Amwaj Choir
Other - The National, Avril Lavigne, Asake, Paloma Faith, CMAT, Kenya Grace, The Mary Wallopers
West Holts - Grace Jones, Brittany Howard, Bakar, Baaba Maal, Squid, Sofia Kourtesis, Natasha Chansa, Manga Saint Hilaire
Woodsies - Justice, Suede, Pendulum, Tate McRae, Ride, The Japanese House, Antony Szmierek, Youth Lagoon, Heavy Lungs
Park - Jessie Ware, Dexys, TBA (Bloc Party Silent Alarm), Kim Gordon, Nubya Garcia, Lankum, Los Bitchos, Fat Dog, Ditz

Those Friday headliner clashes would kill me.

Really good work, can see a lot of this happening, but I think some acts are given lower slots than they would get (Hiatus Kaiyote, King Krule, Ty Segall, Andre 3000, Waxahatchee, Kool and the Gang)

Edited February 20, 2024 by Acid_Haze

[Superscally]

46 minutes ago, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Burna Boy, Wet Leg, Idles, Cyndi Lauper, Sugababes, Pete Tong Ibiza Classics
Other - SZA, The Streets, Two Door Cinema Club, Rema, Holly Humberstone, Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes, Michael Marcagi, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - LCD Soundsystem, Sampha, Knucks, Sister Sledge, YG Marley, Maruja, Elmiene, Sekou
Woodsies - The Smile, Bombay Bicycle Club, TBA (Kasabian), Olivia Dean, Swim Deep, Caity Baser, L Devine, Bodega, Capo Lee
Park - Fontaines D.C., Barry Can’t Swim, Romy, Jordan Rakei, Nadine Shah, King Krule, Kneecap, Hiatus Kaiyote, Another Sky

Saturday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, The Killers(TBA slot), Keane, The Last Dinner Party, Gabrielle, Orchestra Baobab
Other - Pulp, Janelle Monae, Ice Spice, Ghetts, Kim Petras, Tyla, Ocean Colour Scene, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Michael Kiwanuka, Jpegmafia, Ayra Starr, Kool and the Gang, Aamarae, Mdou Moctar, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Khruangbin, Air, Gossip, The Wombats, Ashnikko, Casisdead, Bar Italia, Waxahatchee, Venus Grrrls,
Park - Orbital, The Breeders, Genesis Owusu, Orville Peck, Remi Wolf, Bob Vylan, A Certain Radio, Ty Segall, André 3000

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Dave, Chaka Khan, Shania Twain, Busted, Sam Ryder, Amwaj Choir
Other - The National, Avril Lavigne, Asake, Paloma Faith, CMAT, Kenya Grace, The Mary Wallopers
West Holts - Grace Jones, Brittany Howard, Bakar, Baaba Maal, Squid, Sofia Kourtesis, Natasha Chansa, Manga Saint Hilaire
Woodsies - Justice, Suede, Pendulum, Tate McRae, Ride, The Japanese House, Antony Szmierek, Youth Lagoon, Heavy Lungs
Park - Jessie Ware, Dexys, TBA (Bloc Party Silent Alarm), Kim Gordon, Nubya Garcia, Lankum, Los Bitchos, Fat Dog, Ditz

IDLES ain't playing

[ghostdancer1]

LCD subbing the Pyramid makes most sense to me, now that they're not playing WH.

 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Still more likely for Woodsies imho. Don't strike me as a Pyramid band at all...

[nikkic]

Yeah. Would go as far as saying, of the main 5 stages, Pyramid is the least likely for them. 

[Acid_Haze]

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

[Mark H]

2 hours ago, Acid_Haze said:

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

Eeek. Clash central on the Friday for me and then a pretty low key weekend. 
 

If the universe could bring itself to put Justice up against Dua Lipa I would owe it one..

[northernangel]

3 hours ago, Acid_Haze said:

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

That Sunday Pyramid is a massive lineup. Wack Sugababes on WHs before Coldplay. Think Biffy Clyro will be Friday sub.

[TiZuff]

4 hours ago, Acid_Haze said:

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

Royel Otis are supporting kaiser chiefs all 3 days of the festival arent they? such a shame was hoping to see them on the farm

[CantWaitForGlasto22]

So many clashes for me! But The Kooks at Woodsies into Stevie Wonder for the end/encore would work nicely 🤞

[NorthernSoul52]

14 hours ago, Acid_Haze said:

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

Let's see. With a bit of running...

Friday: Echo and the Bunnymen → The Skatalites → The Last Dinner Party → CMAT → Judas Priest → Explosions in the Sky → PJ Harvey → Coldplay.

Saturday: Gabrielle → Balming Tiger → The Darkness → Roosevelt → Noname → Mitski → Olivia Rodrigo → Dua Lipa.

Sunday: Dub Terror → Richard Hawley → Janelle Monae → Alvvays → Avril Lavigne → King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard → Pulp → Stevie Wonder.

[Superscally]

21 hours ago, Acid_Haze said:

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

No wayyyyyy Echo and the Bunnymen opening Other Stage...and where the fook have Judas Priest come from? This is a wild fever dream.

KOL on the Park 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Though you've kept Fontaines and the National apart fore and created a great Saturday and Sunday. Friday is great too...but COMPLETE MADNESS!

Edited February 24, 2024 by Superscally

[Kalopsia]

On 2/23/2024 at 8:01 PM, Acid_Haze said:

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

Looks wicked. But Troye Sivan is definitely playing. 

[GrumpyRaver]

23 hours ago, Mark H said:

If the universe could bring itself to put Justice up against Dua Lipa I would owe it one..

Do one. Literally my only two must sees atm

[GrumpyRaver]

On 2/23/2024 at 8:01 PM, Acid_Haze said:

Updated my clashfinder with the new WH info:

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastoprediction/

There is not a chance Janelle Monae is playing that early on any stage.

[gfa]

On 2/20/2024 at 8:34 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Burna Boy, Wet Leg, Idles, Cyndi Lauper, Sugababes, Pete Tong Ibiza Classics
Other - SZA, The Streets, Two Door Cinema Club, Rema, Holly Humberstone, Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes, Michael Marcagi, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - LCD Soundsystem, Sampha, Knucks, Sister Sledge, YG Marley, Maruja, Elmiene, Sekou
Woodsies - The Smile, Bombay Bicycle Club, TBA (Kasabian), Olivia Dean, Swim Deep, Caity Baser, L Devine, Bodega, Capo Lee
Park - Fontaines D.C., Barry Can’t Swim, Romy, Jordan Rakei, Nadine Shah, King Krule, Kneecap, Hiatus Kaiyote, Another Sky

Saturday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, The Killers(TBA slot), Keane, The Last Dinner Party, Gabrielle, Orchestra Baobab
Other - Pulp, Janelle Monae, Ice Spice, Ghetts, Kim Petras, Tyla, Ocean Colour Scene, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Michael Kiwanuka, Jpegmafia, Ayra Starr, Kool and the Gang, Aamarae, Mdou Moctar, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Khruangbin, Air, Gossip, The Wombats, Ashnikko, Casisdead, Bar Italia, Waxahatchee, Venus Grrrls,
Park - Orbital, The Breeders, Genesis Owusu, Orville Peck, Remi Wolf, Bob Vylan, A Certain Radio, Ty Segall, André 3000

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Dave, Chaka Khan, Shania Twain, Busted, Sam Ryder, Amwaj Choir
Other - The National, Avril Lavigne, Asake, Paloma Faith, CMAT, Kenya Grace, The Mary Wallopers
West Holts - Grace Jones, Brittany Howard, Bakar, Baaba Maal, Squid, Sofia Kourtesis, Natasha Chansa, Manga Saint Hilaire
Woodsies - Justice, Suede, Pendulum, Tate McRae, Ride, The Japanese House, Antony Szmierek, Youth Lagoon, Heavy Lungs
Park - Jessie Ware, Dexys, TBA (Bloc Party Silent Alarm), Kim Gordon, Nubya Garcia, Lankum, Los Bitchos, Fat Dog, Ditz

Great poster designing!

[turkey twizzler]

On 2/20/2024 at 8:34 PM, Sorcha17 said:

Friday
Pyramid - Coldplay, Burna Boy, Wet Leg, Idles, Cyndi Lauper, Sugababes, Pete Tong Ibiza Classics
Other - SZA, The Streets, Two Door Cinema Club, Rema, Holly Humberstone, Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes, Michael Marcagi, Feeder(openers)
West Holts - LCD Soundsystem, Sampha, Knucks, Sister Sledge, YG Marley, Maruja, Elmiene, Sekou
Woodsies - The Smile, Bombay Bicycle Club, TBA (Kasabian), Olivia Dean, Swim Deep, Caity Baser, L Devine, Bodega, Capo Lee
Park - Fontaines D.C., Barry Can’t Swim, Romy, Jordan Rakei, Nadine Shah, King Krule, Kneecap, Hiatus Kaiyote, Another Sky

Saturday
Pyramid - Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, The Killers(TBA slot), Keane, The Last Dinner Party, Gabrielle, Orchestra Baobab
Other - Pulp, Janelle Monae, Ice Spice, Ghetts, Kim Petras, Tyla, Ocean Colour Scene, Baby Queen
West Holts - Jungle, Michael Kiwanuka, Jpegmafia, Ayra Starr, Kool and the Gang, Aamarae, Mdou Moctar, Jalen Ngonda
Woodsies - Khruangbin, Air, Gossip, The Wombats, Ashnikko, Casisdead, Bar Italia, Waxahatchee, Venus Grrrls,
Park - Orbital, The Breeders, Genesis Owusu, Orville Peck, Remi Wolf, Bob Vylan, A Certain Radio, Ty Segall, André 3000

Sunday
Pyramid - Stevie Wonder, Dave, Chaka Khan, Shania Twain, Busted, Sam Ryder, Amwaj Choir
Other - The National, Avril Lavigne, Asake, Paloma Faith, CMAT, Kenya Grace, The Mary Wallopers
West Holts - Grace Jones, Brittany Howard, Bakar, Baaba Maal, Squid, Sofia Kourtesis, Natasha Chansa, Manga Saint Hilaire
Woodsies - Justice, Suede, Pendulum, Tate McRae, Ride, The Japanese House, Antony Szmierek, Youth Lagoon, Heavy Lungs
Park - Jessie Ware, Dexys, TBA (Bloc Party Silent Alarm), Kim Gordon, Nubya Garcia, Lankum, Los Bitchos, Fat Dog, Ditz

Is Orville Peck a rumour at all? Or just OP hoping? Would love him to be there.

[Monty Pythagoras]

@adequate8 Can we have another please?

[Alan_C]

Where do we think James will play? Pyramid or Other? Can't really see them anywhere else unless they headline Woodsies. 

[adequate8]

This is the Kit