Not a statement you'll ever hear me come out with - unless some deviant has wired up my testicles to the National Grid and is demanding that I say such a thing.
It is entirely appropriate to call Putin a c**t. He's always got a look on his face like he's farted and thinks no one noticed it was him.
Unfortunately I am also occasionally guilty of having a smoke and saying inadvisable things online, as anyone who knows me will attest. Have a good un Yog, you're one of the good guys.