2025 Headliners

[strummer77]

It is tough to call.

Evidence they are not doing it so far: The band's spokesman have confirmed they are not (BBC, Guardian, Social Media posts)

 

Evidence they are: June is before July (Mirror)

[Acid_Haze]

15 minutes ago, clarkete said:

 

From that link "An Oasis spokesperson confirmed to BBC News on Tuesday afternoon that the band would not be playing Glastonbury." 

 

Wow I missed that bit 😂 glad to hear it - another one to rule out

[incident]

1 minute ago, strummer77 said:

It is tough to call.

Evidence they are not doing it so far: The band's spokesman have confirmed they are not (BBC, Guardian, Social Media posts)

 

Evidence they are: June is before July (Mirror)

 

It really is some of the most spectacular clutching at straws we've ever seen. And we've seen a lot.

[CaledonianGonzo]

It's displacement activity. Hoping that Glastonbury gets next year's biggest tour as opposed to - it says here - Eminem.

[Ayrshire Chris]

3 minutes ago, incident said:

 

It really is some of the most spectacular clutching at straws we've ever seen. And we've seen a lot.

Yes, I’m waiting for GB news to give their opinion before I decide if it happening. They are in the know. Should be announced on the Rees ‘mad for it’ Mogg show tonight 😊😉

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

Alright so then it's gonna be 

 

Fri: Rhianna

Sat: Eminem

Sun: Fred

 

Two spring chickens and... Fred

[MEGATRONICMEATWAGON]

8 hours ago, clarkete said:

 

 

 

🤣

 

Let me guess, you're not a fan?

[mufcok]

10 minutes ago, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

Alright so then it's gonna be 

 

Fri: Rhianna

Sat: Eminem

Sun: Fred

 

Two spring chickens and... Fred

I'd go something like that right now, if I was a betting man (I am a betting man - the odds were sh*t, then they took the market down when Oasis news dropped)

[Suprefan]

50 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/oasis-play-glastonbury-how-schedule-33544107

 

Mirror certainly not ruling them out either.

Need to hit their web traffic quota

[Skip997]

31 minutes ago, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

Alright so then it's gonna be 

 

Fri: Rhianna

Sat: Eminem

Sun: Fred

 

Two spring chickens and... Fred

Not sure I could survive 2 nights at The Pyramid 

[CaledonianGonzo]

Could Oasis come on as special guests with Eminem?

 

Liam doing the vocals on Stan whilst Noel lays down some tasty licks.

[Skip997]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

whilst Noel lays down some tasty licks.

Has he got long enough to learn?

[CaledonianGonzo]

Bonehead doing Dr Dre's bits on Guilty Conscience 

[Spindles]

I for one salivate over the idea of Marshall Mathers shouting every fifth word over a backing track.  We haven't had chainsaws since Archaos.

[CaledonianGonzo]

It is very funny that we've had both Oasis struck out and seeming confirmation of Slim Shady on the same day.

[charlierc]

1 minute ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

It is very funny that we've had both Oasis struck out and seeming confirmation of Slim Shady on the same day.

... have we? Did I miss something about Eminem being down for a Pyramid spot?

[CaledonianGonzo]

There does seem to be some intel

[Crazyfool01]

5 hours ago, mufcok said:

Ok. I wanted to wait on Oasis before I posted this, as I thought that may change the landscape - but it appears they aren't doing it.

 

Fresh off my Oasis reunion success, I'm chancing my arm with information I had from the same... circle, shall we say. I had this just over three weeks ago:

 

They've offered Eminem.

 

Whether he'll do it or not is another question, but I was told the offer is in.

 

9 minutes ago, charlierc said:

... have we? Did I miss something about Eminem being down for a Pyramid spot?

above 

[clarkete]

1 hour ago, MEGATRONICMEATWAGON said:

 

🤣

 

Let me guess, you're not a fan?

 

I think  I enjoyed them twenty years ago, suffice to say I would likely have  overindulged beforehand 

[charlierc]

6 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

 

above 

Thank you for your discovery.

 

Tbf I didn't think Oasis would reunite so maybe it is right to doubt my instinct that Eminem won't headline this.

[Wildglastotheo]

Possibly the dates and Emily’s comments can be explained by Glastonbury being on the table for Oasis but at the last minute they decided it might have more of a negative impact on their tour than positive - so they pulled out?

[CaledonianGonzo]

What comments from Emily?

[Wildglastotheo]

28 minutes ago, CaledonianGonzo said:

What comments from Emily?

Something about an exciting festival for 2025

[CaledonianGonzo]

1 minute ago, Wildglastotheo said:

Something about an exciting festival for 2025

I expect she's planning that anyway, regardless of Oasis.

[scatteredscreens]

4 minutes ago, Wildglastotheo said:

Something about an exciting festival for 2025

Might as well throw in Michael's comments about it being the best year ever every year as evidence too.