2025 Headliners

[OllieMadd]

I recently ranked all 18 pyramid headliners I've seen, for fun. Stormzy came top with his very short set with Arcade Fire and Macca with his 3 hour marathon shortly behind. So I'm not especially sure it matters.

[Stokesy10]

4 hours ago, Superscally said:

Rod at least has good songs. Robbie doesn't.

Absolute nonsense.

 

Feel, No Regrets, Karma Killer, Come Undone, Phoenix from the Flame.... not to mention a Sunday Pyramid reaction and singalong to Angels, Millennium and She's the One...

 

How many covers will Rod throw in compared to what Robbie would need to?

 

And the important bit.... can still sing.

[Traci]

First of the year? 

[wghennessy]

V bad fake

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Primal Scream opening the Pyramid…? Scissor Sisters on the Park would certainly be something as well. 

[Traci]

3 minutes ago, wghennessy said:

V bad fake

Very indeed 🤣

[Superscally]

1 hour ago, Stokesy10 said:

Absolute nonsense.

 

Feel, No Regrets, Karma Killer, Come Undone, Phoenix from the Flame.... not to mention a Sunday Pyramid reaction and singalong to Angels, Millennium and She's the One...

 

How many covers will Rod throw in compared to what Robbie would need to?

 

And the important bit.... can still sing.

They're all shite. Besides, they're all Guy Chambers covers.

Edited 13 hours ago by Superscally

[Gnomicide]

11 hours ago, Davebrown said:

   PULP?????

 

I'm convinced they booked Lisa O'Neil by mistake. 

[ehg]

47 minutes ago, wghennessy said:

V bad fake

Even aside from the lineup itself, at least three of the artists are spelled wrong. Imagine going to all that effort.

Edited 13 hours ago by ehg

[Suprefan]

1 hour ago, Traci said:

First of the year? 

 

delusional. And oddly enough Linkin Park can just add another date if they want. Its essentially sold out. Still dont know what theyre doing meddling with Scientology and all for the fest. 
 

 

[Suprefan]

5 hours ago, Skip997 said:

This 

 

Quality over quantity 

i mean Kendrick really proved that. He fit in everything you would want to hear cause he has that many good songs and mixed in the new record on top of that without issue. Thats gonna be the thing if Swift ever does it. Was the crowd going to stand and pay attention through her current 3 hour set knowing 5 songs tops? And people scoffed at the idea of Rihanna playing. She had a dozen legit hits before streaming became a  thing for the charts. Thats half a show right there.

[NorthernSoul52]

Jesus, Zach Bryan and Linkin Park atop the Other? 

 

The festival isn't made of money! 

[Ben7amin_]

Nothing says West Holts Vibes like (Dramatic pause) Embrace lol

[Acid_Haze]

43 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

Nothing says West Holts Vibes like (Dramatic pause) Embrace lol

And Soft Play... and Elvana... think this guy's got the wrong idea

[Ben7amin_]

1 minute ago, Acid_Haze said:

And Soft Play... and Elvana... think this guy's got the wrong idea

 

Lol at this rate sould have just had Travis headline the stage lol

[Acid_Haze]

6 minutes ago, Ben7amin_ said:

 

Lol at this rate sould have just had Travis headline the stage lol

Scissor Sisters, Natalie Imbruglia and Alison Moyet on the Park stage too 😂

[NorthernSoul52]

Embrace doing a calypso version of Nature's Law for a quarter-hour.

[mufcok]

Could someone relay what info we currently have on Fender, besides his schedule? Curious to see if I've missed anything

[NorthernSoul52]

Seem to recall the first chat about Fender was that he was replacing Fred again.. on the Friday.

 

I don't actually think there's been anything else? When news broke on The 1975 being in instead, he nominally should have fallen out of the conversation - but the sheer size, the existing dates, the clamour and the lack of any obvious supporting proof behind other Sunday night contenders and rumours - be it Stevie Wonder, Eminem, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, whoever - means he seems to have just remained at the top of the bubble.

[Stokesy10]

11 hours ago, Rose-Colored Boy said:

Primal Scream opening the Pyramid…? Scissor Sisters on the Park would certainly be something as well. 

I was so disappointed with Primal in 2022 on JP. I'd last seen them on Other in 2011 (which was absolutely PHENOMENAL!) but this performance was really, really weak.

[fraybentos1]

1 hour ago, mufcok said:

Could someone relay what info we currently have on Fender, besides his schedule? Curious to see if I've missed anything

3 people on discord have mentioned it but the main one roughbloke says it is 50/50 and he may focus on stadiums instead. Think this is accurate.

[NorthernSoul52]

Cannot imagine Fender would vary production too much, and the routing revealed so far seems to support a yay over a nay. But we'll see. 

[Gingerfish79]

13 hours ago, Traci said:

First of the year? 

Linkin Park on Other 😂😂😂

[NorthernSoul52]

Bit of a bonkers one. 

 

Linkin Park, alas, would accept headline or nothing. If they rock up anywhere on the festival circuit in 2026, it'll be Download or R+L. 

[charlierc]

13 hours ago, Traci said:

First of the year? 

There was one with Muse and Paramore on the Pyramid that was also doing the rounds.

 

That one I seem to recall was slightly more realistic than this big budget version.