2025 Headliners

[charlierc]

2 hours ago, hjwright said:

I love popping on to this thread every few days. 
 

theres always a new headliner combo that everybody is 100% confident on.

Still got time for another 20 or so before the line-up comes out.

[Oll678]

Cabaret Vert (French Festival) with one of the strangest headliner bookings of the year in Will Smith, Glasto wouldn’t would they? (Obviously not pyramid, but if you had to put him on a stage the park???)

[Suprefan]

32 minutes ago, Oll678 said:

Cabaret Vert (French Festival) with one of the strangest headliner bookings of the year in Will Smith, Glasto wouldn’t would they? (Obviously not pyramid, but if you had to put him on a stage the park???)

 

Pyramid. Youre funny.

[FKA SOSOTWS]

Anything smaller than Pyramid would get overrun.

[Suprefan]

2 hours ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

That Chappell set at Lolla was during the afternoon with no proper clashes, so it was easier to get that big of a crowd. Put her in an evening slot at Glasto and the crowds will be more dispersed.

 

how did Avril have her crowd despite the clashes around it. It wont matter. Again,  the convenience of seeing her without fighting to the death for tickets will be a factor. Only having played those shows she just did in the uk paired with a majority of glasto attendees not having seen her makes a big difference. Why wouldnt you go see her when itll be highly anticipated. She will be one of the acts over the weekend that people are buzzing over.

[northernangel]

Heavily predicting Oasis and Fred for Glastonbury 2027 after what Noel recently said.

 

Glastonbury making sure they are available for 2027, I'd have said it would be pretty obvious that Oasis will tour in 2026 still cashing in various places and had Glastonbury has any idea that 2026 would be possible there I'd no way they would do the fallow.

 

Fred, Sabrina, Oasis would be my guess.

 

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22 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

 

how did Avril have her crowd despite the clashes around it. It wont matter. Again,  the convenience of seeing her without fighting to the death for tickets will be a factor. Only having played those shows she just did in the uk paired with a majority of glasto attendees not having seen her makes a big difference. Why wouldnt you go see her when itll be highly anticipated. She will be one of the acts over the weekend that people are buzzing over.

 

What clashes around Avril? Mount Kimbie and Janelle Monae were never serious contenders to attract a full crowd. 

 

Not saying it won't be packed at Chappell (best to put her on the Pyramid just to be sure), but I don't buy the idea that the majority of Glastonbury is gonna try to see her. 

 

[Suprefan]

28 minutes ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

What clashes around Avril? Mount Kimbie and Janelle Monae were never serious contenders to attract a full crowd. 

 

Not saying it won't be packed at Chappell (best to put her on the Pyramid just to be sure), but I don't buy the idea that the majority of Glastonbury is gonna try to see her. 

 

 

its gonna be cute when the crowd is rammed to kingdom come and you come back to say "naw, wasnt for me, i left". 

[Suprefan]

30 minutes ago, northernangel said:

Heavily predicting Oasis and Fred for Glastonbury 2027 after what Noel recently said.

 

Glastonbury making sure they are available for 2027, I'd have said it would be pretty obvious that Oasis will tour in 2026 still cashing in various places and had Glastonbury has any idea that 2026 would be possible there I'd no way they would do the fallow.

 

Fred, Sabrina, Oasis would be my guess.

 

Sam Fender, Little Simz, Foo Fighters 28

 

is Dave going to be let out of the house by then? They had a summer tour for next year cancelled for obvious reasons.

[MichaelsBeard]

1 hour ago, Oll678 said:

Cabaret Vert (French Festival) with one of the strangest headliner bookings of the year in Will Smith, Glasto wouldn’t would they? (Obviously not pyramid, but if you had to put him on a stage the park???)

Keep the Pyramid stage’s name out your f**king mouth! 

[FKA SOSOTWS]

12 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

 

its gonna be cute when the crowd is rammed to kingdom come and you come back to say "naw, wasnt for me, i left". 

 

Zzzzz, f**k Chappell Roan. Will gladly skip her in favor of something different. As if crowd size means something about quality. Y'all remember Shania Twain's lameass set this year right? And screw this notion that everybody should be seeing her just because her fanbase is hyping her up. What's with all this glazing? Watch five years go by and people looking back at her as just some fad.

 

 

 

Edited December 10, 2024 by FKA SOSOTWS

[northernangel]

6 minutes ago, Suprefan said:

 

is Dave going to be let out of the house by then? They had a summer tour for next year cancelled for obvious reasons.

 

I will imagine by 2027 they'll be back on the circuit. It might even be Foos in 27 and Reading in 28 with Fred or Sabrina waiting. I think those will be the headliners though over the course of those years.

2 minutes ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

Zzzzz, f**k Chappell Roan. Will gladly skip her in favor of something different. 

I will see her but she's not this big goat booking in my opinion. Just because she's American doesn't suddenly make it a huge booking. Reading only booked her on co-headliner with bloody Hozier who did Finsbury Park...yes he's due to sub the Other stage. She's headlining Primavera but so is Charli who is only doing Parklife. Primavera like many festivals aren't getting everything as jig as they did. 

[FKA SOSOTWS]

11 minutes ago, MichaelsBeard said:

Keep the Pyramid stage’s name out your f**king mouth! 

 

The flags at the Will Smith set would be epic, imagine the trolling possibilities from punters.

[FKA SOSOTWS]

2 minutes ago, northernangel said:

 

I will see her but she's not this big goat booking in my opinion. Just because she's American doesn't suddenly make it a huge booking. Reading only booked her on co-headliner with bloody Hozier who did Finsbury Park...yes he's due to sub the Other stage. She's headlining Primavera but so is Charli who is only doing Parklife. Primavera like many festivals aren't getting everything as jig as they did. 

 

Primavera is also a fundamentally different festival from Glastonbury, so comparisons definitely aren't a good idea.

[northernangel]

16 minutes ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

Primavera is also a fundamentally different festival from Glastonbury, so comparisons definitely aren't a good idea.

No I've just read a lot about if Glastonbury got Chappell, Sabrina and Charli somehow it's absolutely huge. Neither of those are currently outright headlining something the size of Glastonbury in the UK and two of them are very much playing slot that are just sub level at Glastonbury as had been the case with previous bookings. 

[guypjfreak]

On 12/7/2024 at 12:41 PM, judyblue110 said:

 

Surprisingly, it's unlikely this will be the case.

We'll see 😉 

[archiegow]

40 minutes ago, northernangel said:

Reading only booked her on co-headliner with bloody Hozier who did Finsbury Park...yes he's due to sub the Other stage.

Must’ve missed the info of Hozier subbing Other, when did that pop up?

[fraybentos1]

1 hour ago, northernangel said:

Heavily predicting Oasis and Fred for Glastonbury 2027 after what Noel recently said.

 

Glastonbury making sure they are available for 2027, I'd have said it would be pretty obvious that Oasis will tour in 2026 still cashing in various places and had Glastonbury has any idea that 2026 would be possible there I'd no way they would do the fallow.

 

Fred, Sabrina, Oasis would be my guess.

 

Sam Fender, Little Simz, Foo Fighters 28

What did Noel say?

[Titters]

12 hours ago, fraybentos1 said:

12 hours ago, ac123 said:

There is of course the option of forfeiting £75 during a cost of living crisis

thought you got 50 quid back? so it's 25 quid outlay if you hate the lineup that much and give up your tix

 

 

 

 

Changed to 75 quid in recognition of the 1975 playing. 

 

 

[northernangel]

1 hour ago, archiegow said:

Must’ve missed the info of Hozier subbing Other, when did that pop up?

 

No Jamie T, I was comparing that Hozier and Jamie T did the same venue. Hozier did cover a couple of different venues though which likely takes him upto that next level Reading have given.

59 minutes ago, fraybentos1 said:

What did Noel say?

 

He mentioned about the tour won't have any fall outs or rubbish, it's a last hurrah for the band so they aren't going to stay around for ages. They'll hit everywhere that has interest but I don't see them disappearing at all for a year and coming back. I think they'll be both retire at the end of it too as there won't be huge interest in either of them when people have seen them as a band again. This isn't going long than 3 years in my opinion. They all definitely be doing Etihad dates at some point but any announcement of them without Glastonbury selling out and a Glastonbury hole would be mad. 

[archiegow]

18 minutes ago, northernangel said:

No Jamie T, I was comparing that Hozier and Jamie T did the same venue.

Ahhh ok my apologies, time to add him Jamie on my line-up prediction then!

[Suprefan]

4 hours ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

The flags at the Will Smith set would be epic, imagine the trolling possibilities from punters.

 

same would be said about Grohl. But we can forgive fornication out of wedlock much easier than a slap to the face it seems. I wonder why that is....

 

 

4 hours ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

Zzzzz, f**k Chappell Roan. Will gladly skip her in favor of something different. As if crowd size means something about quality. Y'all remember Shania Twain's lameass set this year right? And screw this notion that everybody should be seeing her just because her fanbase is hyping her up. What's with all this glazing? Watch five years go by and people looking back at her as just some fad.

 

 

 

 

Chappell playing the Legends slot now? If Chappell was british it would be the glazing of the century cause american artists cant seem to do sh*t. Meanwhile the chance of having Olivia, Sabrina and Chappell all in one weekend is pretty good  and would please lots of people. But hey, lets just takes these artists out of the lineup and see how it looks when you got the f**king Script taking a prime slot up cause its all they could muster. Right now theyre getting the victory lap out of all these names instead of at their literal fever pitch peak by a matter of months. They should be so fortunate. Imagine if this had  went down next year along with 2026 as  a fallow year  and these acts wouldnt even be on the table cause they prob take 27 off so then its 28 at the earliest? Thats 3 years lost right there. I will crack up if they end up having Chappell against some less than stellar counter programming and itll be seen as a rigging just to get some pretty drone shots by the bbc. 

[stuie]

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Imagine if Dave Grohl fornicated out of wedlock on live television.