Starting to feel relieved I was a Two Bar Bawbag in November given the risk to life posed by intergalactic superstar Charli XCX doing a terrestrial show at Glastonbury in June.
That's essentially what these Lido events are - a headliner and the rest of the line-up curated by the headliner for that day.
And yes, some APE events sell ridiculously slow but I wouldn't expect that for someone who's been described on here as the biggest act in the world right now (lol) or someone who's expected to fill the Other field beyond capacity. Just adding some balance to the hysteria really.