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The only defence seems to be deflecting to something else that is also bad. That isn't a defence, really.

I've just listened to Sleep Token for the first time and it sounds more like Busted or McFly than a headliner at a rock / metal festival?    It doesn't sound bad, just very different than expected. 

LUCY    

There's definitely some interest in Coachella on here, most people obviously have a passion for festival culture generally beyond the super fence. But eFests' resident US correspondent seems to constantly want to create an "us v them" scenario, comparing one against the other, when, in fact, they have very little in common, apart from being arguably the most globally recognised festival organisations/events. Personally, I look forward to Coachella getting underway as it arguably kicks off festival season in earnest. I'd love to experience it and may well do in 2026, if anything to see what all the fuss is about. I'm sure it's great.   But anyway, back to the headliners.

He'd beat me up, that's for sure. I don't like his chances against a 27-year-old with boxing fundamentals, who trains seriously though. Hopefully I'm wrong.   Although, Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist, which is easy to forget. So he probably deserves a beating.