Glasto is sh*t and I'm not paying my balance. Definitely not trying in October.

[Kaboom Boxer]

1 hour ago, Neil said:

Chris rea is doing a supergroup with dire straits. What name arethey using for the grouping?

Romeo and Josephine?

[Kaboom Boxer]

Telegraph Road to Hell

[Avalon_Fields]

Going Home for Christmas 

[airwaves]

No. I'm out. Ticket back into pot. 

No one is ever going to persuade me that when Emily said last year that she had 2 female headliners that one of those was SZA! 

[Mich1268]

Not paying my balance this year. Sick and tired of all the vegan woke food options at the festival. Political correctness gone mad 😠 

[Alvoram]

Accidentally paid my balance earlier... I thought I was renewing my membership to the Carlton Club but clicked the wrong balance reminder email!

Do you think I could get my money back? 

 

[Fred Zepplin]

Overrated.

Pop music on the main stages, overpriced burger vans, expensive alcohol, disgusting toilets and to top it off its ran by a tyrant of a farmer who does it just to line his own pocket. 

[Alex DeLarge]

Why does it have to take place on worthy Farm? Imagine how many more hotel options there would be if it was held at Wembley?

[guypjfreak]

On 3/30/2024 at 11:00 PM, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

You do realise this is very much a tongue in cheek thread, Guy?

No sh*t lolol only been on efests a few years....and still get things wrong LOLOL 😂

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

1 hour ago, Alex DeLarge said:

Why does it have to take place on worthy Farm? Imagine how many more hotel options there would be if it was held at Wembley?

I think it'd be loads better if it was an urban festival anyway. Imagine if it was in London. Think "Dot-to-Dot" but on a much grander scale. You've got your pick of venues, you could have it completely indoors so the weather wouldn't be a problem. Forget the timing around the solstice, hold it whenever you like. It's indoors!

Good transport links between each venue. Let's be honest. By the time you've walked from the Acoustic Stage to the Park, you could have got the tube from Brixton Academy to the O2 Arena. 

No need for a tent, just enjoy one the capital's extensive range of hostels or AirBnBs. No flags or large rucksacks bigger than A4.

Somebody get me Emily on line one.

 

[ibilly99]

Like Stewart Lee it's let itself go. The only worse thing than a bad Glastonbury is not going to Glastonbury.

[fred quimby]

Let's face it, 2006 was the best festival in decades and it has been going downhill since. 

[ibilly99]

On 4/2/2024 at 2:34 PM, fred quimby said:

Let's face it, 2006 was the best festival in decades and it has been going downhill since. 

Michael always used to say (I know because I went to see him do his annual 1 hour in the Green Fields every year|) that the Glastonbury he was at was the best one ever. In 2011, he didn't say that. As they say at Coachella, do the math.

[Crazyfool01]

Anyone not trying because of the new ticket system ? or any other reasons ? 

[charlierc]

8 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

Anyone not trying because of the new ticket system ? or any other reasons ? 

I just don't like camping. That's your excuse from me.

[Ayrshire Chris]

32 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

Anyone not trying because of the new ticket system ? or any other reasons ? 

Can’t see a new system stopping the vast majority of folk going for tickets. Personally I’d be quite happy to jog round the pyramid field wearing speedos singing b*witches c’est  la vie if it was a prerequisite of buying tickets😉😊

[Crazyfool01]

1 minute ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Can’t see a new system stopping the vast majority of folk going for tickets. Personally I’d be quite happy to jog round the pyramid field wearing speedos singing b*witches c’est  la vie if it was a prerequisite of buying tickets😉😊

Screenshots this post in the hope I get to attend this amazing event … you get hospitality if not anyway don’t you 🙂 

[Ayrshire Chris]

12 minutes ago, Crazyfool01 said:

Screenshots this post in the hope I get to attend this amazing event … you get hospitality if not anyway don’t you 🙂 

The hospitality thing is not certain so I’ll be buying new speedos and rehearsing my b*witched repertoire just in case .  

[stuie]

1 hour ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

The hospitality thing is not certain so I’ll be buying new speedos and rehearsing my b*witched repertoire just in case .  

 

I got a house with windows and doors

I'll show you mine if you show me yours 😜

[Ayrshire Chris]

26 minutes ago, stuie said:

 

I got a house with windows and doors

I'll show you mine if you show me yours 😜

Such profound Dylanesque lyrics. 

[Mardy]

28 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Such profound Dylanesque lyrics. 

 

'Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup'

 

 

Nobel prize winner, right there.

[Ayrshire Chris]

1 hour ago, Mardy said:

 

'Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup'

 

 

Nobel prize winner, right there.

Yes, must have taken them a lot of soul searching to come up with that

though it’s a bit more Frank Zappa than Dylan