Glasto is sh*t and I'm not paying my balance. Definitely not trying in October.

[Ayrshire Chris]

Reckon the Sun will be all over this thread.  ‘Glasto regulars revolt, left field ditched, Billy Bragg ousted and tent renamed the Farage. 😉😊

[Acid_Haze]

Just now, Ayrshire Chris said:

Reckon the Sun will be all over this thread.  ‘Glasto regulars revolt, left field ditched, Billy Bragg ousted and tent renamed the Farage. 😉😊

Maybe it'll get Emily to start listening to the will of the people!

[Alex DeLarge]

Honestly I'm just annoyed there's so much pointless stuff that does nothing to draw in the BBC audience. No-one's tuning in for Shangri-La, or the Healing Fields so why not sack it off?

[Ayrshire Chris]

8 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

Maybe it'll get Emily to start listening to the will of the people!

A whole Muse album? Let’s not go too far😊😉

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

12 minutes ago, Ayrshire Chris said:

Reckon the Sun will be all over this thread.  ‘Glasto regulars revolt, left field ditched, Billy Bragg ousted and tent renamed the Farage. 😉😊

The Farage Garage 

[danssol]

Time they got rid of the soul less green fields and celebrated REAL stuff like AI. Permaculture should embrace genetic modification. 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Unless they put some more jump-up drum and bass on after hours this year, I'm not gonna bother again. 

[Acid_Haze]

1 minute ago, danssol said:

Time they got rid of the soul less green fields and celebrated REAL stuff like AI. Permaculture should embrace genetic modification. 

need to get rid of the green fields, and get in the sponsor money from some world leading companies like amazon, shell and barclays and let them have their own field to run some focus groups/marketing on the glastonbury public. That way the festival could afford to book some world class acts like Bon Jovi, U2 and Celine Dion.

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

7 minutes ago, danssol said:

Time they got rid of the soul less green fields and celebrated REAL stuff like AI. Permaculture should embrace genetic modification. 

And what's with the real grass? About time they got into the 21st century and laid some artificial turf down. No mud, no need to cut it, looks great all year round 

[Neil]

43 minutes ago, gigpusher said:

I also think the festival is crying out for a Maccie D’s, Burger King, Nando’s and Pizza Hut stand 

Pizza express were doing festivals at one point don't think they did Glastonbury.

[Spindles]

40 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

And what's with the real grass? About time they got into the 21st century and laid some artificial turf down. No mud, no need to cut it, looks great all year round 

My mate Kev would do a cracking job of block paving it.  Cash in hand too, if they want to save a few bob.

[fred quimby]

1 hour ago, gazzared said:

No one wakes up and thinks "I'll listen to a bit of Coldplay" shite ... One more back in the pot 

f**k me, you lot really pay for your tickets. Muppets. I get in ever year for free. Last year I got in  holding my breathe while submerged in a barrel of piss that was being transported across site. 

[fred quimby]

50 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

And what's with the real grass? About time they got into the 21st century and laid some artificial turf down. No mud, no need to cut it, looks great all year round 

Concrete the lot, what are they thinking leaving it as fields. Muppets 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

Just now, fred quimby said:

Concrete the lot, what are they thinking leaving it as fields. Muppets 

Nothing more "perma" than concrete, right? 

[fred quimby]

1 minute ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Nothing more "perma" than concrete, right? 

Yep, water runs off of concrete as well, trainers all week

[dizzymoo]

3 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Nothing more "perma" than concrete, right? 

And it's a well known fact that you can grow concrete 

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

I'm only going next year if it costs a minimum of £500 for the ticket, plus an extra £250 to camp, they get 100 cash registers and I have to drink in a fenced-off pen separate from any actual music

[Neil]

14 minutes ago, Spindles said:

My mate Kev would do a cracking job of block paving it.  Cash in hand too, if they want to save a few bob.

you are the manic street preachers and i claim my five pounds. 😛 

[fred quimby]

Just now, dizzymoo said:

And it's a well known fact that you can grow concrete 

Concrete does not give out any c02 when hard. Eavis get with it. Oh and more bands I understand please

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

3 minutes ago, fred quimby said:

Yep, water runs off of concrete as well, trainers all week

 

1 minute ago, dizzymoo said:

And it's a well known fact that you can grow concrete 

This is beginning to gather momentum. Makes so much sense. 

Greyfields anyone?

[km9]

They can jog on if they think I'm going. Tried to book an area in one of the bars and order some platters but they won't let me. 

[marathonsteve]

I Volunteer. Why On Earth would you PAY

[Supernintendo Chalmers]

2 minutes ago, km9 said:

They can jog on if they think I'm going. Tried to book an area in one of the bars and order some platters but they won't let me. 

Once they build the Nando's where the Stone Circle is now, you should be able to book online in advance 

[Acid_Haze]

The bands play for way too long nowadays. Gone are the days when bands used to rock up and play for 15 minutes, starting and finishing with their big hit in case people missed it.

[fred quimby]

5 minutes ago, Supernintendo Chalmers said:

Once they build the Nando's where the Stone Circle is now, you should be able to book online in advance 

No way Nando's. f**k that sh*t. I want to stand semi naked off my head In a place built for meat production whilst talking total sh*t, spooning out some beak. 

Oh no wait , sorry, that is Nandos, isn't it