2025 Stage Predictions

[Ben7amin_]

24 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

Had a bit of a go at this:

Friday

Py: The 1975, Charli XCX, Jorja Smith, Cat Burns, CMAT, Richard Hawley, Jools Holland & his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra

Ot: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, The Libertines, Ice Spice, Girl in Red, Inhaler, Shed Seven, Embrace, Jake Bugg

Wh: RUFUS DU SOL, Floating Points, Denzel Curry, Rizzle Kicks, Kneecap, Fat Dog, Glass Beams, Tapir!

Wo: Dizzee Rascal, Basement Jaxx, THE THE, Parcels, Circa Waves, Lola Young, Alice Phoebe Lou, Been Stellar, Vision Video

Pa: Caribou, Clairo, TBA (Primal Scream), Nilufer Yanya, Allie X, Bonny Light Horseman, Hinds, Creekbed Carter Hogan, The Wasia Project

 

Saturday

Py: Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Snow Patrol, Weezer, Benson Boone, The Wailers, Alison Moyet

Ot: Biffy Clyro, Deftones, Travis, Blossoms, Beabadoobee, Everything Everything, Master Peace, Caravan Palace

Wh: Ezra Collective, Kamasi Washington, L'Imperatrice, Thee Sacred Souls, Arca, English Teacher, Arsenal Mikebe, Stone Foundation

Wo: BARRY CAN'T SWIM, Overmono, JPEGMAFIA, TBA (Haim), MJ Lenderman, Myles Smith, Meekz, BIIG PIIG, Lucia and the Best Boys

Pa: Future Islands, Anohni and the Johnsons, Sturgill Simpson, The Lemon Twigs, Wunderhorse, Magdalena Bay, Snow Strippers, MRCY

 

Sunday

Py: Sam Fender, Noah Kahan, Wet Leg, Rod Stewart, Benson Boone, Public Service Broadcasting

Ot: Chase & Status, The Flaming Lips, Kaiser Chiefs, Rag'n'Bone Man, Brothers Osborne, Dean Lewis, Faye Webster, Dropkick Murphys

Wh: FKA Twigs, Maribou State, Shygirl, PARTYNEXTDOOR, Say She She, The Dualers, Ishmael Ensemble, Esy Tadesse

Wo: Pixies, Griff, Amyl and the Sniffers, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Maya Hawke, Jessica Pratt, The Sherlocks, *ETC Winner*

Pa: Elbow, Laura Marling, Beth Gibbons, MØ, The Jesus Lizard, Geordie Greep, King Hannah, ?

i strongly endorse Public Service Brodcasting getting a slot on the Pyramid 

[giantwagon]

40 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

Had a bit of a go at this:

Friday

Py: The 1975, Charli XCX, Jorja Smith, Cat Burns, CMAT, Richard Hawley, Jools Holland & his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra

Ot: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, The Libertines, Ice Spice, Girl in Red, Inhaler, Shed Seven, Embrace, Jake Bugg

Wh: RUFUS DU SOL, Floating Points, Denzel Curry, Rizzle Kicks, Kneecap, Fat Dog, Glass Beams, Tapir!

Wo: Dizzee Rascal, Basement Jaxx, THE THE, Parcels, Circa Waves, Lola Young, Alice Phoebe Lou, Been Stellar, Vision Video

Pa: Caribou, Clairo, TBA (Primal Scream), Nilufer Yanya, Allie X, Bonny Light Horseman, Hinds, Creekbed Carter Hogan, The Wasia Project

 

Saturday

Py: Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Snow Patrol, Weezer, Benson Boone, The Wailers, Alison Moyet

Ot: Biffy Clyro, Deftones, Travis, Blossoms, Beabadoobee, Everything Everything, Master Peace, Caravan Palace

Wh: Ezra Collective, Kamasi Washington, L'Imperatrice, Thee Sacred Souls, Arca, English Teacher, Arsenal Mikebe, Stone Foundation

Wo: BARRY CAN'T SWIM, Overmono, JPEGMAFIA, TBA (Haim), MJ Lenderman, Myles Smith, Meekz, BIIG PIIG, Lucia and the Best Boys

Pa: Future Islands, Anohni and the Johnsons, Sturgill Simpson, The Lemon Twigs, Wunderhorse, Magdalena Bay, Snow Strippers, MRCY

 

Sunday

Py: Sam Fender, Noah Kahan, Wet Leg, Rod Stewart, Benson Boone, Public Service Broadcasting

Ot: Chase & Status, The Flaming Lips, Kaiser Chiefs, Rag'n'Bone Man, Brothers Osborne, Dean Lewis, Faye Webster, Dropkick Murphys

Wh: FKA Twigs, Maribou State, Shygirl, PARTYNEXTDOOR, Say She She, The Dualers, Ishmael Ensemble, Esy Tadesse

Wo: Pixies, Griff, Amyl and the Sniffers, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Maya Hawke, Jessica Pratt, The Sherlocks, *ETC Winner*

Pa: Elbow, Laura Marling, Beth Gibbons, MØ, The Jesus Lizard, Geordie Greep, King Hannah, ?

Nice job overall, although a big weekend for Benson Boone, pyramid sat + sun!

[northernangel]

1 hour ago, Acid_Haze said:

Had a bit of a go at this:

Friday

Py: The 1975, Charli XCX, Jorja Smith, Cat Burns, CMAT, Richard Hawley, Jools Holland & his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra

Ot: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, The Libertines, Ice Spice, Girl in Red, Inhaler, Shed Seven, Embrace, Jake Bugg

Wh: RUFUS DU SOL, Floating Points, Denzel Curry, Rizzle Kicks, Kneecap, Fat Dog, Glass Beams, Tapir!

Wo: Dizzee Rascal, Basement Jaxx, THE THE, Parcels, Circa Waves, Lola Young, Alice Phoebe Lou, Been Stellar, Vision Video

Pa: Caribou, Clairo, TBA (Primal Scream), Nilufer Yanya, Allie X, Bonny Light Horseman, Hinds, Creekbed Carter Hogan, The Wasia Project

 

Saturday

Py: Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Snow Patrol, Weezer, Benson Boone, The Wailers, Alison Moyet

Ot: Biffy Clyro, Deftones, Travis, Blossoms, Beabadoobee, Everything Everything, Master Peace, Caravan Palace

Wh: Ezra Collective, Kamasi Washington, L'Imperatrice, Thee Sacred Souls, Arca, English Teacher, Arsenal Mikebe, Stone Foundation

Wo: BARRY CAN'T SWIM, Overmono, JPEGMAFIA, TBA (Haim), MJ Lenderman, Myles Smith, Meekz, BIIG PIIG, Lucia and the Best Boys

Pa: Future Islands, Anohni and the Johnsons, Sturgill Simpson, The Lemon Twigs, Wunderhorse, Magdalena Bay, Snow Strippers, MRCY

 

Sunday

Py: Sam Fender, Noah Kahan, Wet Leg, Rod Stewart, Benson Boone, Public Service Broadcasting

Ot: Chase & Status, The Flaming Lips, Kaiser Chiefs, Rag'n'Bone Man, Brothers Osborne, Dean Lewis, Faye Webster, Dropkick Murphys

Wh: FKA Twigs, Maribou State, Shygirl, PARTYNEXTDOOR, Say She She, The Dualers, Ishmael Ensemble, Esy Tadesse

Wo: Pixies, Griff, Amyl and the Sniffers, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Maya Hawke, Jessica Pratt, The Sherlocks, *ETC Winner*

Pa: Elbow, Laura Marling, Beth Gibbons, MØ, The Jesus Lizard, Geordie Greep, King Hannah, ?

Very unlikely Weezer have agreed to play Glastonbury I feel. They definitely won't be accepting 4th down for it.

[Skip997]

I guess GFL are daft enough to have Charli subbing The 1975

[NorthernSoul52]

1 hour ago, Acid_Haze said:

Had a bit of a go at this:

Friday

Py: The 1975, Charli XCX, Jorja Smith, Cat Burns, CMAT, Richard Hawley, Jools Holland & his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra

Ot: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, The Libertines, Ice Spice, Girl in Red, Inhaler, Shed Seven, Embrace, Jake Bugg

Wh: RUFUS DU SOL, Floating Points, Denzel Curry, Rizzle Kicks, Kneecap, Fat Dog, Glass Beams, Tapir!

Wo: Dizzee Rascal, Basement Jaxx, THE THE, Parcels, Circa Waves, Lola Young, Alice Phoebe Lou, Been Stellar, Vision Video

Pa: Caribou, Clairo, TBA (Primal Scream), Nilufer Yanya, Allie X, Bonny Light Horseman, Hinds, Creekbed Carter Hogan, The Wasia Project

 

Saturday

Py: Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Snow Patrol, Weezer, Benson Boone, The Wailers, Alison Moyet

Ot: Biffy Clyro, Deftones, Travis, Blossoms, Beabadoobee, Everything Everything, Master Peace, Caravan Palace

Wh: Ezra Collective, Kamasi Washington, L'Imperatrice, Thee Sacred Souls, Arca, English Teacher, Arsenal Mikebe, Stone Foundation

Wo: BARRY CAN'T SWIM, Overmono, JPEGMAFIA, TBA (Haim), MJ Lenderman, Myles Smith, Meekz, BIIG PIIG, Lucia and the Best Boys

Pa: Future Islands, Anohni and the Johnsons, Sturgill Simpson, The Lemon Twigs, Wunderhorse, Magdalena Bay, Snow Strippers, MRCY

 

Sunday

Py: Sam Fender, Noah Kahan, Wet Leg, Rod Stewart, Benson Boone, Public Service Broadcasting

Ot: Chase & Status, The Flaming Lips, Kaiser Chiefs, Rag'n'Bone Man, Brothers Osborne, Dean Lewis, Faye Webster, Dropkick Murphys

Wh: FKA Twigs, Maribou State, Shygirl, PARTYNEXTDOOR, Say She She, The Dualers, Ishmael Ensemble, Esy Tadesse

Wo: Pixies, Griff, Amyl and the Sniffers, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Maya Hawke, Jessica Pratt, The Sherlocks, *ETC Winner*

Pa: Elbow, Laura Marling, Beth Gibbons, MØ, The Jesus Lizard, Geordie Greep, King Hannah, ?

Cracking.

[Acid_Haze]

40 minutes ago, giantwagon said:

Nice job overall, although a big weekend for Benson Boone, pyramid sat + sun!

Ffs! Should've checked before posting, swap the Sunday slot with Scissor Sisters then 😂

[NorthernSoul52]

Benson pulling double-duty - one acoustic, one electric. Make it so.

[Someoni]

Where are Soulwax at? Surely that would be some great evening motivational sounds?

 

Not heard a peep from them/2manyDJ's for years 

[FKA SOSOTWS]

Dizzee Rascal is back in people's good graces despite the domestic abuse stuff? 

 

If Beth Gibbons plays, it will likely be as Park closer or sub on Woodsies.

 

Snow Strippers likely still too small for Park, they'd be a better name for somewhere in the SEC or Levels. 

[Monty Pythagoras]

Friday:

Pyramid - The 1975, Paramore, Wet Leg, TBA (Pulp), Benson Boone, Cat Burns, Jools Holland & his Rhythm and Blues Orchestra

Other Stage – The Prodigy, Deftones, Blossoms, Gracie Abrams, CMAT, Kneecap, The Maccabees, Kaiser Chiefs

West Holts - Ezra Collective, Joy Crookes, JPEGMAFIA, Thee Sacred Souls, Yussef Dayes, Cymande, Say She She, Jelani Blackman

Woodsies - Underworld, Doves, Inhaler, Tom Walker, The Lathums, Alfie Templeman, English Teacher, Stone

The Park - Khruangbin, Little Dragon, Ethel Cain, La Roux, Maribou State, Bat for Lashes, Geordie Greep, Bess Atwell

Saturday:

Pyramid - Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Alanis Morissette, Travis, Maggie Rogers, Shed Seven, Olly Murs

Other Stage - Biffy Clyro, Becky Hill, Future Islands, Sex Pistols featuring Frank Carter, Japanese Breakfast, Royel Otis, Biig Piig, Caity Baser

West Holts – FKA twigs, Shygirl, Lianne La Havas, Denzel Curry, 070 Shake, Nu Genea, Rebelski

Woodsies – King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Wunderhorse, Bleachers, Fat Dog, Nieve Ella, The Royston Club, Biig Piig, Gemma Dunleavy

The Park – The Flaming Lips, Beth Gibbons, Black Country New Road, Yiannis & The Yaw, Public Service Broadcasting, Osees, Keyside
 

Sunday:

Pyramid - Sam Fender, Noah Kahan, Elbow, Rod Stewart, Scissor Sisters, Billy Ocean, Natasha Bedingfield

Other Stage - Charli xcx, Yungblud, Clairo, Rizzle Kicks, Faye Webster, The Reytons, Red Rum Club, The Coral

West Holts - Kraftwerk, Rufus Du Sol, Kamasi Washington, Hak Baker, Rosie Lowe, FLO, Nia Smith, Master Peace

Woodsies – The Libertines, Amyl and the Sniffers, Griff, Girl in Red, Hi Vis, Prima Queen, Chloe Slater, Competition Winner    

The Park - Overmono, Caribou, TBA, Katy J Pearson, Waxahatchee, MJ Lenderman, The Lemon Twigs, Nell Mescall

Edited Thursday at 09:07 PM by Monty Pythagoras

[Havors]

4 hours ago, Acid_Haze said:

Had a bit of a go at this:

Friday

Py: The 1975, Charli XCX, Jorja Smith, Cat Burns, CMAT, Richard Hawley, Jools Holland & his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra

Ot: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, The Libertines, Ice Spice, Girl in Red, Inhaler, Shed Seven, Embrace, Jake Bugg

Wh: RUFUS DU SOL, Floating Points, Denzel Curry, Rizzle Kicks, Kneecap, Fat Dog, Glass Beams, Tapir!

Wo: Dizzee Rascal, Basement Jaxx, THE THE, Parcels, Circa Waves, Lola Young, Alice Phoebe Lou, Been Stellar, Vision Video

Pa: Caribou, Clairo, TBA (Primal Scream), Nilufer Yanya, Allie X, Bonny Light Horseman, Hinds, Creekbed Carter Hogan, The Wasia Project

 

Saturday

Py: Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Snow Patrol, Weezer, Benson Boone, The Wailers, Alison Moyet

Ot: Biffy Clyro, Deftones, Travis, Blossoms, Beabadoobee, Everything Everything, Master Peace, Caravan Palace

Wh: Ezra Collective, Kamasi Washington, L'Imperatrice, Thee Sacred Souls, Arca, English Teacher, Arsenal Mikebe, Stone Foundation

Wo: BARRY CAN'T SWIM, Overmono, JPEGMAFIA, TBA (Haim), MJ Lenderman, Myles Smith, Meekz, BIIG PIIG, Lucia and the Best Boys

Pa: Future Islands, Anohni and the Johnsons, Sturgill Simpson, The Lemon Twigs, Wunderhorse, Magdalena Bay, Snow Strippers, MRCY

 

Sunday

Py: Sam Fender, Noah Kahan, Wet Leg, Rod Stewart, Benson Boone, Public Service Broadcasting

Ot: Chase & Status, The Flaming Lips, Kaiser Chiefs, Rag'n'Bone Man, Brothers Osborne, Dean Lewis, Faye Webster, Dropkick Murphys

Wh: FKA Twigs, Maribou State, Shygirl, PARTYNEXTDOOR, Say She She, The Dualers, Ishmael Ensemble, Esy Tadesse

Wo: Pixies, Griff, Amyl and the Sniffers, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Maya Hawke, Jessica Pratt, The Sherlocks, *ETC Winner*

Pa: Elbow, Laura Marling, Beth Gibbons, MØ, The Jesus Lizard, Geordie Greep, King Hannah, ?

Future islands Liveprool on the Saturday they could play Sunday 

[Jack The Stripper]

57 minutes ago, Havors said:

Future islands Liveprool on the Saturday they could play Sunday 

Would mean three in a row cos they’re in Glasgow on the Friday. 

[Little Thief]

I’m starting to get a few chunks of info through, which I’ll share here. Jan/Feb tends to be when I get very solid info through, such as the PJ into LCD into Pyramid headliner info I got killed for last year haha! So far all I have is Katy J Pearson and English Teacher defo playing and both lined up for Park. In addition to that, early signs is that Amyl & The Sniffers looking likely for a Park headline slot, but nothing agreed on that front yet. Personally not sure they’re suited to that slot, but who knows.

[Stokesy10]

2 hours ago, Monty Pythagoras said:

Friday:

Pyramid - The 1975, Paramore, Wet Leg, TBA (Pulp), Benson Boone, Cat Burns, Jools Holland & his Rhythm and Blues Orchestra

Other Stage – The Prodigy, Deftones, Blossoms, Gracie Abrams, CMAT, Kneecap, The Maccabees, Kaiser Chiefs

West Holts - Ezra Collective, Joy Crookes, JPEGMAFIA, Thee Sacred Souls, Yussef Dayes, Cymande, Say She She, Jelani Blackman

Woodsies - Underworld, Doves, Inhaler, Tom Walker, The Lathums, Alfie Templeman, English Teacher, Stone

The Park - Khruangbin, Little Dragon, Ethel Cain, La Roux, Maribou State, Bat for Lashes, Geordie Greep, Bess Atwell

Saturday:

Pyramid - Olivia Rodrigo, Raye, Alanis Morissette, Travis, Maggie Rogers, Shed Seven, Olly Murs

Other Stage - Biffy Clyro, Becky Hill, Future Islands, Sex Pistols featuring Frank Carter, Japanese Breakfast, Royel Otis, Biig Piig, Caity Baser

West Holts – FKA twigs, Shygirl, Lianne La Havas, Denzel Curry, 070 Shake, Nu Genea, Rebelski

Woodsies – King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Wunderhorse, Bleachers, Fat Dog, Nieve Ella, The Royston Club, Biig Piig, Gemma Dunleavy

The Park – The Flaming Lips, Beth Gibbons, Black Country New Road, Yiannis & The Yaw, Public Service Broadcasting, Osees, Keyside
 

Sunday:

Pyramid - Sam Fender, Noah Kahan, Elbow, Rod Stewart, Scissor Sisters, Billy Ocean, Natasha Bedingfield

Other Stage - Charli xcx, Yungblud, Clairo, Rizzle Kicks, Faye Webster, The Reytons, Red Rum Club, The Coral

West Holts - Kraftwerk, Rufus Du Sol, Kamasi Washington, Hak Baker, Rosie Lowe, FLO, Nia Smith, Master Peace

Woodsies – The Libertines, Amyl and the Sniffers, Griff, Girl in Red, Hi Vis, Prima Queen, Chloe Slater, Competition Winner    

The Park - Overmono, Caribou, TBA, Katy J Pearson, Waxahatchee, MJ Lenderman, The Lemon Twigs, Nell Mescall

I'd take this all day. Stacks of stuff I'd see. 

[NorthernSoul52]

Future Islands can play three on the bounce, though it'll be a tight-run thing.

[Pr0paneNightm4re]

Can’t see Ice Spice doing it. Seems to have fallen out of favour very quickly and was downgraded from Brixton Academy to Outernet. 
The Prodigy and Biffy Clyro share a guitar tech and seem to be appearing on a lot of the same lineups so hopefully we’ll end up getting both

[NorthernSoul52]

Has Ice Spice gone off a cliff? There was so much that she was going to be massive, I seem to recall. Seems that it didn't translate fully into live sales.

[Rose-Colored Boy]

That sh*tty verse on the Taylor Swift remix ruined her street cred and then everyone else also realised she was terrible. 

[NorthernSoul52]

Bit harsh. Not saying it's unfair. Just a bit harsh.

[FKA SOSOTWS]

Ice Spice got attention cause of her big ass, she was never musically talented and the jig went up.

[NorthernSoul52]

Charli XCX topping Parklife, it seems, so we can debate her spot as Pyramid sun or Other headliner freely now.

[Acid_Haze]

Just done a clashfinder combining the last few predictions

https://clashfinder.com/m/glasto25prediction/

[Rose-Colored Boy]

Caravan Palace v The Wailers would be agony 

[NorthernSoul52]

19 minutes ago, Acid_Haze said:

Just done a clashfinder combining the last few predictions

https://clashfinder.com/m/glasto25prediction/

That's... oooof.

[FKA SOSOTWS]

26 minutes ago, NorthernSoul52 said:

That's... oooof.

 

I'd be happy with those names but not with all those hypothetical clashes.