2025 Stage Predictions

[northernangel]

21 hours ago, wro_lap said:

Celebrating the Neil Young announcement with an update!

 

Pyramid: The 1975, TBA (Pulp), Wet Leg, Snow Patrol, Jose Gonzalez, Benson Boone, Gabrielle

Other: Loyle Carner, Gracie Abrams, Tate McRae, Franz Ferdinand, Future Islands, Jake Bugg, Happy Mondays, Shed Seven

West Holts: FKA Twigs, Shygirl, Doechii L’Imperatrice, Lady Blackbird, Myles Smith, Kokoko!, Hak Baker, X

Woodsies: Foster The People, The Wombats, The Japanese House, TV on the Radio, Caity Baser, Personal Trainer, Corella, Magdalena Bay, Sorry

Park: Amyl & The Sniffers, Laura Marling, John Grant, TBA (Doves), English Teacher, Antony Szmeirik, Cassandra Jenkins, Big Special

 

Pyramid: Neil Young, Noah Kahan, Alanis Morisette, The Script, Smokey Robinson, Rag n Bone Man, Olly Murs

Other: Charli XCX, Clairo, The Libertines, Kneecap, Inhaler, Girl in Red, Japanese Breakfast, Nieve Ella

West Holts: The Wailers, Maribou State, The Dare, Lola Young, Thee Sacred Souls, Fcukers, X, Master Peace

Woodsies: St Vincent, Nova Twins, Beach House, The Cribs, Kelly Lee Owens, Paris Paloma, The Reytons, Panic Shack

Park: Rufus Du Sol, Floating Points, The Teskey Brothers, Jessica Pratt, Los Campesinos, Waxahatchee, MJ Lenderman, Divorce

 

Pyramid: Olivia Rodrigo, Chappell Roan, Chic & Nile Rodgers, Rod Stewart, Sigrid, Richard Hawley, local band
Other: Biffy Clyro, Deftones, Beabadoobee, CMAT, Kaiser Chiefs, Wunderhorse, The Cult, Hard-Fi

West Holts: Cypress Hill, Goat, Denzel Curry, War, Jamila Woods, Geordie Greep, Stanley Clarke, Lakecia Benjamin

Woodsies: Father John Misty, Beth Gibbons, Faye Webster, TBA (Sex Pistols & Frank Carter), Mother Mother, Fat Dog, Sprints, ETC winner

Park: The Maccabees, Parcels, Djo, Royel Otis, Gurriers, Katy J Pearson, Biig Piig, Yannis & The Yaw

 

Acts in italics we have some form of info to go off. Acts in bold are confirmed and in the correct slot. 90% of the rest are touring around it in some way shape or form. As always let me know if there's any info I've missed

Solid information for The Prodigy for their stage and HAIM to be playing. 3rd Pyramid last and although had an APE set and a few arenas with it, I'd say Other sub. Foster the people surely not headlining Woodsies in 2025?

Deftones Friday other sub is also information. 

[CantWaitForGlasto22]

21 hours ago, Acid_Haze said:

In place of the Wailers i'd put Basement Jaxx - way more suitable for the slot.

Yes I’m hoping for this too!

[lendan]

3 hours ago, northernangel said:

Solid information for The Prodigy for their stage and HAIM to be playing. 3rd Pyramid last and although had an APE set and a few arenas with it, I'd say Other sub. Foster the people surely not headlining Woodsies in 2025?

Deftones Friday other sub is also information. 

I’m hoping for The Prodigy to make a return. 

[FKA SOSOTWS]

Is there any intel for Tate McRae, or is that just a guess given that she's in mainland Europe a week earlier and to put her in the sh*tty pop music slot on Other Stage that Camilla Cabello and Anne-Marie occupied this past year?

[archiegow]

Just now, FKA SOSOTWS said:

Is there any intel for Tate McRae, or is that just a guess given that she's in mainland Europe a week earlier and to put her in the sh*tty pop music slot on Other Stage that Camilla Cabello and Anne-Marie occupied this past year?

Bit of both reasons for me keeping her in mine, same why I'm still toying with Gracie Abrams.

[FKA SOSOTWS]

Gracie Abrams seems more likely since she's active a week later, whereas Tate would be at the end of a European tour prior to Glasto.

[archiegow]

Just now, FKA SOSOTWS said:

Gracie Abrams seems more likely since she's active a week later, whereas Tate would be at the end of a European tour prior to Glasto.

Yeah I definitely think either one or the other will show up at the G, in hindsight Gracie does make more sense especially if she is active after the festival.

[northernangel]

1 hour ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

Gracie Abrams seems more likely since she's active a week later, whereas Tate would be at the end of a European tour prior to Glasto.

Yea strong source for Tate. At a guess 3rd down Other below HAIM.

Edited Saturday at 05:03 PM by northernangel

[Someoni]

Pyramid stage, Saturday night, 'ol Shakey leading into MnM. 

 

Willing it into existence

[FKA SOSOTWS]

25 minutes ago, northernangel said:

Yea strong source for Tate. At a guess 3rd down Other below HAIM.

 

She's an arena act so could arguably be above HAIM.

[Jack H]

https://clashfinder.com/s/glastonbury2025predictions/?user=jack-hawes11

[northernangel]

1 hour ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

She's an arena act so could arguably be above HAIM.

 

She had got some arenas yes but I guess there's no knowing when she was booked. I mean there is an option that Alanis might not be happening on Friday and Tate could be 3rd down Pyramid but I'm just not seeing it. HAIM coming back to play 3rd down I don't see either but it seems we have our Other stage headliners and subs virtually as long as the information is true. With the likes of Keane having done arenas this year and playing the Pyramid 4th down I don't think her being below is that mad. Sometimes it comes down to how much an act wants to be free from clashes too.

[theDandy]

Is there any reason why Loyle Carner is down to headline the Other on so many predictions? Surely that’s too high for him? Even for when he was at his peak I’d say it was too high

[charlierc]

4 hours ago, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

She's an arena act so could arguably be above HAIM.

You say that, Haim were arenas on their last venture here and drew a f**king massive crowd to their Pyramid slot. So I feel like they still hold up fairly well in a third down spot.

[northernangel]

13 hours ago, charlierc said:

You say that, Haim were arenas on their last venture here and drew a f**king massive crowd to their Pyramid slot. So I feel like they still hold up fairly well in a third down spot.

They'll be fine with it but they surely won't just be booked again 3rd down the Pyramid as especially when the most likely 3rd down available is the same day? I think we are all confident Alanis has been got for the 3rd down Friday slot. She could sub, but I don't think she will be with other informed around.

[charlierc]

6 hours ago, northernangel said:

They'll be fine with it but they surely won't just be booked again 3rd down the Pyramid as especially when the most likely 3rd down available is the same day? I think we are all confident Alanis has been got for the 3rd down Friday slot. She could sub, but I don't think she will be with other informed around.

I mean, Haim have nothing announced yet beyond being at Primvaera in both Barcelona and Porto. So the diary is free for them whenever.

 

I might have suggested Other headline against Neil Young if it wasn't for the belief this slot is going to the architect of Brat Summer.

[Ayrshire Chris]

Love to see Frank Turner get a decent time on a stage like the park or Woodsies rather than crammed into the Avalon. 

[northernangel]

3 hours ago, charlierc said:

I mean, Haim have nothing announced yet beyond being at Primvaera in both Barcelona and Porto. So the diary is free for them whenever.

 

I might have suggested Other headline against Neil Young if it wasn't for the belief this slot is going to the architect of Brat Summer.

Yeah the headliners look generally taken for and unless they go for what seems 3 female orientated subs acts then they'll be Other sub.

[gfa]

On 1/3/2025 at 5:20 PM, FKA SOSOTWS said:

 

Clairo's latest record was a hit, she's definitely grown in status since 2022.

Not sure she's grown to other sub - her other shows are not near this size

[FKA SOSOTWS]

3 hours ago, gfa said:

Not sure she's grown to other sub - her other shows are not near this size

Not that size but definitely larger in status since her last Glasto set.

[Acid_Haze]

4 hours ago, gfa said:

Not sure she's grown to other sub - her other shows are not near this size

Best indicator for size of slot at Glastonbury is probably popularity in London and she's playing 2 shows at the Apollo in March. King Krule did the same thing before last year so to me she's more like Woodsies or Park sub. Definitely bigger than 2022 but not Other sub level.

[Pr0paneNightm4re]

Be good to see Japanese breakfast back after cancelling on the day in 2023.

They’ve got an announcement due tomorrow so will be a tour/album cycle I reckon

Edited 2 hours ago by Pr0paneNightm4re

[itsfomas]

Any reason why Basement Jaxx keep ending up on the Saturday night? The clash with Charli makes me very sad!

[Euphoricape]

11 minutes ago, itsfomas said:

Any reason why Basement Jaxx keep ending up on the Saturday night? The clash with Charli makes me very sad!

Underworld are most likely Saturday Park headliner, and The Prodigy Sunday Other headliner so best guess is Basement Jaxx the Friday night on West Holts. 3 perfect headliners for me! Let's hope it comes off.

[itsfomas]

15 minutes ago, Euphoricape said:

Underworld are most likely Saturday Park headliner, and The Prodigy Sunday Other headliner so best guess is Basement Jaxx the Friday night on West Holts. 3 perfect headliners for me! Let's hope it comes off.

Friday would be perfect for me! I will keep my fingers crossed.